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26 December 2005
Short Talk:
Kenny: Have you seen King Kong?
Andy: Yeah.
Andy: I'm looking at him right now.
Kenny: :(
How To Embarrass Yourself On Christmas Day
Things I kinda, sorta, vaguely remembered happening during the last few hours on Christmas Day:
"Bla bla bla..." Fantastic restaurant with a weird name.
My brother was away in KL, so I took Mom out for a nice Christmas dinner at Bla Bla Bla... She had Grilled Lamb and I ordered the Ostrich Roll for myself.
We caught King Kong at Star Cineplex later that evening. It must've been ages since I took Mom out for a movie. I think the last time we went to the cinemas together was in Perth when Dad was still around.
Mom is never a movie person. She's always the one who sleeps in cinemas, especially during war movies like Saving Private Ryan and Blackhawk Down.
View of Kuching city from the top of Harbourview Hotel
Sylvester called and invited me to Felix's place for their Christmas gathering. I popped by around 11pm after sending Mom back.
Almost as soon as I arrived, a glass of Chivas and Coke mysteriously appeared on my hand. I downed it in one go, and before I realised, I have another full glass of Chivas and Coke on my hand. I drank it all in again, but the bugger kept automagically refilling itself.
I don't know why, but I think sitting next to Gilbert might have something to do with it.
Bryan's tortoises, the only moving object left sober that evening.
I was introduced to Bryan, who was smiling and grinning throughout the entire night for some inexplicable reason.
"Hello Kenny. I read your blog. Come, come with me! I introduce you to some friends!"
Just like that, I was pulled to the backyard where all of Bryan's friends were congregating.
"EVERYONE! THIS IS KENNY SIA! KENNY SIA AH! FROM KENNYSIA.COM! READ KENNYSIA.COM!!!"
Bryan was very happy but I tried to act as calm as possible.
"Har? Who is Kenny Sia?"
Times like these, I dunno whether to laugh or cry.
Sensing I was starting to get tipsy from drinking the Magic Self-Refilling Glass™ I sauntered into the kitchen to get myself a few glasses of warm water.
Bad move. I was caught red-handed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WATER? CANNOT!"
"Why... why cannot? Tipsy already."
"MUST DRINK!"
"I really cannot already..."
"OK you answer me first. 'What is my name?' If you answer correctly I let you drink water. If not, you must drink this glass of gin & tonic!"
"Err..."
"Starts with A, ends with N"
"Aaron?"
"NO! HAHAHAA! DRINK!"
I tried to fool my way through by kissing the rim of the glass, but they were too smart for that. I downed the gin & tonic but that's one glass too many. Utilising with my Super Fish Bowl Vision™, I managed to stumbled back to the living room and plonked myself right on the sofa. Lionel offered me some mints. It didn't help.
And then I felt it. My stomach is turning. The head is spinning. I tried to hold myself back, but there's only so much a human being can do to stop a convulsive gastric reaction.
"BLUEEKKKKKKK!"
Vile vomit churned all the way up my throat, through my mouth and in one swift motion, I hurled onto my jeans, my Hush Puppies, right onto the beautiful mosaic floor tiles.
Funnily enough, when it happened the first thought that came into my mind was "Heng ah! Lucky it's not carpet!"
"BLUUEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!"
Oooh. I can see the salad I had for dinner just now!
"BLLLLUUUEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
I did three times. Bryan looked at me in disbelief "Dude, you puked in my house!"
Tell me. What can a man say in situations like this?
"Oops?"
If you look close enough you might be able to spot the bean sprouts I ate last night
Lionel was nice enough to drop me home while enduring three more of my pukes out the car window. It was only 12 midnight when I reached home. I took off my clothes and slept in the nude till 4am, woke up, drank a bottle of Melilea for a change, then went back to bed again till 12noon.
My sincere apologies to all you guys who saw me made a fool out of myself last night. Hope my dinner didn't smell too bad on the floor tiles.
Hmm... I wonder if I'll be invited to a Christmas party next year. Guess I shouldn't have too high hopes for it. ;)
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62 Comments:
Really gross. The pics of your soiled garments are already making me puke all over myself..Merry Christmas indeed :)
Posted by: Michelle Y at 26 December 2005 6:24 PM | Link to comment
ewww...
haha..merry christmas kenny
Posted by: reenz at 26 December 2005 6:27 PM | Link to comment
lol... Merry X-mas from Vancouver, Canada ;) Wish my night was as eventful... or maybe not =p
Posted by: MMX at 26 December 2005 6:36 PM | Link to comment
Damage control, damage control!
Hide all evidence, quick!
Nah, too late, it's spreading like wild fire already. :P
Posted by: Flowing S at 26 December 2005 6:37 PM | Link to comment
GOSH! are you all right. so what was the guy's name?
Posted by: audrey at 26 December 2005 6:38 PM | Link to comment
Gross! Should've put a warning on top of the page Kenny...
Posted by: honeydew at 26 December 2005 6:50 PM | Link to comment
oh my. i m nt well ald.. n i think i m going to puke soon
Posted by: cheryl at 26 December 2005 6:51 PM | Link to comment
I thought short little fat pigs like you would have enough lard to absorb more alcohol.
Posted by: bclk at 26 December 2005 7:13 PM | Link to comment
wowowowowow...u should see a doctor..
Posted by: shasha at 26 December 2005 7:13 PM | Link to comment
hee hee, yea fat people usually can drink a lot...maybe you're not as fat as your pictures suggest :-)
Posted by: ashley at 26 December 2005 7:18 PM | Link to comment
Merry Christmas...what a sweet boy, taking ur mom to the pictures.
Posted by: halim at 26 December 2005 7:21 PM | Link to comment
Epic. A couple more years in Oz Kenny! Toughen up that gag reflex. See you.. maybe soon.. or not so soon. Cheers!
Posted by: Puddle Deep at 26 December 2005 7:28 PM | Link to comment
Ew Kenny!!
Posted by: Jagung at 26 December 2005 7:29 PM | Link to comment
holy...why nearly all party ends up like this, huh?
nbtd?
Posted by: Kenny Lee at 26 December 2005 7:39 PM | Link to comment
damn kenny .. u jus spoiled my mood for supper ..
thats disgusting dude..
Posted by: sector at 26 December 2005 7:48 PM | Link to comment
merry christmas! wahh... definitely will not be invited to parties aftr this..
Posted by: Melissa at 26 December 2005 8:02 PM | Link to comment
Damn. How unfortunate. My lame christmas at home (lining up all the presents in a line from the tree to our front door) doesn't sound as bad anymore.
Cheers, Kenny. And Merry Christmas. :)
Posted by: Rae at 26 December 2005 8:05 PM | Link to comment
seriously dude, sixthseal does blood, gore, puke and shit much better in hmm...
try harder? hehehe!
Posted by: kampua at 26 December 2005 8:05 PM | Link to comment
urgh. the memory of puking my guts out during our pre-Xmas-party party on Thrusday night is still fresh in my mind.
you have my sympathies, dude. haha
Posted by: eyeriz at 26 December 2005 8:38 PM | Link to comment
Haha,I saw you puke it all out man. And the worst was when Lionel told us you puked in your car..
Posted by: Someoneattheparty at 26 December 2005 8:49 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, I hope you're feeling better.
I guess it's better than peeing yourself.
Posted by: Dabido (Teflon) at 26 December 2005 9:36 PM | Link to comment
Cool!!! ahhaha It's a warning for everyone...Be VERY afraid of the magic refilling cup...and also dun gulp everything one go! hahaha :D Merry Boxing Day!
Posted by: Kuchingite27 at 26 December 2005 9:45 PM | Link to comment
hm, man, i can never imagine you wince while vomitting, you look like a little innocent kid, and it's very weird to see you when you're tipsy.
Posted by: snn at 26 December 2005 10:06 PM | Link to comment
Kenny's so gonna lose weight over this.
Posted by: suertes at 26 December 2005 11:04 PM | Link to comment
My sympathies as well. Had something of the sort for almost two days some time back, back in the day of free flow drinks.
Yay.
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 27 December 2005 12:21 AM | Link to comment
Yeah, I'm also curious what was the name of the guy kenny didnt answered correctly.... =P
Posted by: Rey at 27 December 2005 1:20 AM | Link to comment
BLUUEEKKKKkkkkk....!!!
yiiierrrrrrr~~~~~~
Posted by: harrytee at 27 December 2005 2:14 AM | Link to comment
Wat Lau...
Tat bean sprout was gross lor...
haha...
Better Luck next time bah...
Posted by: Wei De at 27 December 2005 8:52 AM | Link to comment
lucky i just ate 2 small kuih for breakfast...so it cant jump up and out..
Kenny...u tell ur experience enough laa..no need to show those uwekk pics... yucks!
Posted by: Nikita at 27 December 2005 9:19 AM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny,
Could you let me know what restaurant you went to with your mom? Drop me an email if you need to be discreet.
Would love to bring my own mom there too! Looks nice.
Thanks!
Posted by: samixie at 27 December 2005 9:36 AM | Link to comment
you lucky you ... can take pics of ur puke. i puked into a drain, so can't take pics.
Posted by: Adrienne at 27 December 2005 10:04 AM | Link to comment
of all the movies, your mom slept during Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down? Those are war movies dude, damn noisy, and she can fall asleep?
o_0
Posted by: spiller at 27 December 2005 11:00 AM | Link to comment
you need to stop by my bar to raise that tolerance of yours dude
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 27 December 2005 11:17 AM | Link to comment
BLUEEKKKKKKK-LY Christmas.
Posted by: kit fan at 27 December 2005 11:38 AM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny Sia,
i saw ur site through one of my friend's blogs..ur entries are really funny and its nice to see people utilizing thier time to make such funny pics with photoshop!hehehehe.my god.. ure really funny.i laughed so much that i teared at many of your entries.May God bless you.hehe.u shud get the funniest blogger of the year's awards instead.
keep up the good work.and i love your witty jokes.
my blog is a very simple one,but i love to write so theres not much pics often.heh.and i suck at html!im a chartered accountancy student so.heheh.
btw.nice to meet u,fellow blogger.
take care and happy new year!
Irfana
Posted by: Irfana at 27 December 2005 11:39 AM | Link to comment
haha...LOL...
I heard about the whole incident, man.
That's what happens when you drink with the notorious Hos....haha.
If it's any consolation, i've seen worse...
Posted by: Jeremy C at 27 December 2005 12:12 PM | Link to comment
Yuck.
Oh well, they asked for it. Who ask them to insist on refilling your glass and preventing you from drinking water?
But seriously, yuck.
Posted by: Hai~Ren at 27 December 2005 12:24 PM | Link to comment
Who the hell are you?
Seems familiar, yet unknown.
Anyhow surfed here by accident.
Funny anyhow.
Posted by: Sexychild at 27 December 2005 12:30 PM | Link to comment
Boy can't hold 3 drinks. Damn sad la. I was kinda wondering what that splashy sound was. Then I saw you bending over and hurling. Damn funny la.
Posted by: Ali at 27 December 2005 1:21 PM | Link to comment
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Posted by: charles at 27 December 2005 1:32 PM | Link to comment
What is it with you asians, I always see people puking when I go out for a drink. Last time I went to zouk a friend of mine introduced me to one of his girlfriends that had just attended her own birthday party. She sat down on a chair and immediately puked all over the floor and herself...
Posted by: vidar lund at 27 December 2005 1:42 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, QUICK! Put those items up on eBay, it's the perfect time to cash in! Now your true fans can not only have a piece of you, but LOTS of pieces. RARE OPPORTUNITY!
Posted by: Kurt at 27 December 2005 2:11 PM | Link to comment
lol. you and fox. same only. lol.
Posted by: Paul Tan at 27 December 2005 3:43 PM | Link to comment
i did it 2 yrs ago; juz tt i merlioned worse than u ^_^
Posted by: yojyoj at 27 December 2005 6:09 PM | Link to comment
Few years ago I had one experience like yours and vomited in my room. Only difference is that I had my little daughter (abt 1 1/2 years old) running to me with her potty for me to puke. Beat that?
Posted by: Bugs at 27 December 2005 8:46 PM | Link to comment
looks kinda bad shape. but wait till you check out my friend PassedOutBen @ http://www.xes.cx/MT/archives/2004/09/big_bens_bday.html
Posted by: xes at 27 December 2005 10:12 PM | Link to comment
EWWWWWWW....
Kenny, you don't have to take disgusting pictures like THAT!!! :P
(can't believe you were sober enough to think about blogging it at that very moment as well! hehe)
Posted by: Ashley at 28 December 2005 12:04 AM | Link to comment
Err I'm with Spiller (somewhere up above). How did your mum manage to sleep through Black Hawk Down?
Heck - what are you doing taking your mum to see Black Hawk Down?!?
(I'm ok with puke pictures. It's all food!)
Posted by: dez at 28 December 2005 12:29 AM | Link to comment
i hate it when people force me to drink alcoholic drinks. Maybe you should avoid such parties. I find them crappy anyway. hate the tipsy feeling of nausea ;p
Posted by: Michael Chua at 28 December 2005 9:11 AM | Link to comment
EEW.its disgusting! the puke on ur shoes oredi made my tastebud sour olrite
Posted by: tengg- at 28 December 2005 9:45 AM | Link to comment
OMG OMG OMG THERE"S ACTUALLY POST-PUKE PHOTOS?!
????!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Posted by: Barffie at 28 December 2005 4:45 PM | Link to comment
Oh dear, I hope your friends took it well. Why didn't you go to the toilet or find a proper avenue to discharge your vomit?
Posted by: Keith at 28 December 2005 5:51 PM | Link to comment
Dear Kenny,
I hope you had enjoyed yr X'mas.. :)
Regards,
Moon
Posted by: moon at 29 December 2005 5:57 PM | Link to comment
DUDE!!!... I'm like.. just.. DUDE!!!
lol
Posted by: Shawn at 30 December 2005 8:19 PM | Link to comment
(-.-) THIS IS MOST INVEGORATEING
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 January 2006 7:44 AM | Link to comment
IS ANYONE VEN HERE?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 January 2006 7:45 AM | Link to comment
yo kenny if thats you'r sister nice w00t w00t
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 January 2006 7:48 AM | Link to comment
no 1 is here =(
wahahahaha
i wish kennys sister was here w00t w00t
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 January 2006 7:50 AM | Link to comment
Gawd! You could still take pictures of yourself after puking so many times??
I salute you sir! Wow!
Posted by: Jessica at 01 January 2006 4:27 PM | Link to comment
:-O arent those tortoises suppose to be protected animals????? they are the indian star shell tortoises right???
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Posted by: Fclbpx at 29 October 2006 10:02 AM | Link to comment
what a nice yuckky Christmas Kenny
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