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16 December 2005

Short Talk:

From Indian standup comedian Kumar (heard it via Sylvester):

"Bloody Germans. I hate Germans. Why? The Germans make Mercedes Benz. Malays sell Mercedes Benz. Chinese buy Mercedes Benz. We Indians? We wash the bloody Mercedes Benz!"


Ever Felt Like You Have An Invisible Friend?

(Inspired by Xiaxue and mrbrown)

People, my evil Russian twin brother, Ais ynneK (no relations to Ais Kacang).




I am not gay, but I damn sure love myself. ;)


:: Posted by Kenny at 11:00 AM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Parody'

146 Comments:

bwahahahahha! sooper-dooper hilariousss! salute kenny sia! he is bloody good.

Posted by: julie at 16 December 2005 11:02 AM | Link to comment

copy cat....hahahaha

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 December 2005 11:04 AM | Link to comment

nabeh so copy cat... buey tong.

Posted by: minishorts at 16 December 2005 11:07 AM | Link to comment

hahahhahahahha lao u ppl geng

Posted by: feNnLyn at 16 December 2005 11:09 AM | Link to comment

rofl
that made my day

Posted by: iten at 16 December 2005 11:10 AM | Link to comment

Why no contacts on the lips? Must be due to the Bak Kut Teh.

Posted by: fruitopia at 16 December 2005 11:10 AM | Link to comment

hahahaha.... your expressions are priceless! made my day light up just fine. Keep it up!

Posted by: _LiNgZ_ at 16 December 2005 11:13 AM | Link to comment

Hahaha, I love that every image is an exact mock-copy of XX's. :D

Posted by: Joy at 16 December 2005 11:24 AM | Link to comment

OMG! Harian Metro??

Posted by: madnoh at 16 December 2005 11:25 AM | Link to comment

haha! i think it's hilarious.

your expression is priceless!

Posted by: michette at 16 December 2005 11:26 AM | Link to comment

wah lau eh the amount of time required to make this post! terror!!!

Posted by: Wingz at 16 December 2005 11:33 AM | Link to comment

Your lips just slightly touched. But XX's is like french kissing her ownself..gross!! but then salute her!!

Posted by: Joy Joy at 16 December 2005 11:34 AM | Link to comment

hahahhahaa kelakar lah kamu ini !

Posted by: dD at 16 December 2005 11:43 AM | Link to comment

wah kaoz. I think some people going to have wierd dreams after seeing that last pic. HAHAHA!

Posted by: juz_A_gal at 16 December 2005 11:44 AM | Link to comment

kenny... it seems like u have a coconut in ur house all the time?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: xiao yu ^^ at 16 December 2005 11:48 AM | Link to comment

You just buy the coconut for the shot? Or u pluck it from the roadsite?

Anyway nice

Posted by: Nine3nine4 at 16 December 2005 11:54 AM | Link to comment

In Kenny's case, it's the picture next to last (the loving stare) that's the really gay one, not the kiss.

Posted by: suertes at 16 December 2005 12:00 PM | Link to comment

hi kenny! LOVE THE ENTRY!!! can i marry your evil russian twin? =)

Posted by: ailin at 16 December 2005 12:09 PM | Link to comment

That's creepy lol :P

Posted by: Stacia at 16 December 2005 12:15 PM | Link to comment

a hug at the end would be better than a kiss...wtf INCEST

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 December 2005 12:18 PM | Link to comment

Wa... you've got so much times to do all these! Can you teach me? It looks cool though.

Posted by: Koyuuken at 16 December 2005 12:30 PM | Link to comment

Lame

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 16 December 2005 12:39 PM | Link to comment

LOL!! you and XX is so so so funny!!!

Posted by: Rem at 16 December 2005 12:41 PM | Link to comment

OMG this is the funniest man!!! KEnny ur the man!!

Posted by: LOL at 16 December 2005 12:44 PM | Link to comment

OH NO! NOT AGAIN!

Why ppl nowadays like to kiss ppl of the same sex???

Pukezzzz....

Posted by: Wei De at 16 December 2005 12:46 PM | Link to comment

you kiss with your twin, you look at each other eh? eyes no pain?

anyway, i'm either being silly or paranoid, but who in the picture is you? which one is the evil twin? the one who said "like REAL fat" or the one who attempted to scare the other with the carrot?

Posted by: snn at 16 December 2005 12:46 PM | Link to comment

On your 6th photo where u're holding the carrot, the magazine is floating by itself!!

Posted by: CarolineL at 16 December 2005 12:49 PM | Link to comment

something wrong with the last pic

Posted by: alinat at 16 December 2005 12:53 PM | Link to comment

kenny, some of ur pictures got prob... HAHA. Especially the last one with the mag cut half way.

Posted by: kit fan at 16 December 2005 12:59 PM | Link to comment

Can u do one with Xiaxue inside. Since u know..both are so into cloning...y not? That will be even better

Posted by: Miss Oi at 16 December 2005 12:59 PM | Link to comment

Muahkakakakakak

KAKAKAKAKAKAK~~~~~

i nearly fell off my work desk and choke on my yogurt!!!!!

Posted by: bC at 16 December 2005 1:13 PM | Link to comment

The mag isn't cut into half lah. There is another layer on the tabletop so that extra layer covers the other half of the mag. Look closer.

Anyway, MY stomach is cut into half cos I vomit everything out when I saw the last picture.

Posted by: Mr Lee at 16 December 2005 1:15 PM | Link to comment

DEFINITELY BETTER THAN XIAXUE'S!!!

Posted by: Menny Sia at 16 December 2005 1:26 PM | Link to comment

oh btw, Mr Lee, that's because the other smaller circular thing on the table is the a leveled piece of marble where you can turn it around to move the dishes. u don't know ur chinese dining tables meh

Posted by: Menny Sia at 16 December 2005 1:31 PM | Link to comment

Wah, can't stop laughing! So funnnnnny! Great work.

Posted by: jennifer at 16 December 2005 1:32 PM | Link to comment

man,such a copycat!still nice,though.

Posted by: becky at 16 December 2005 1:42 PM | Link to comment

kreatif sangat nih , camna u buat?

Posted by: malique at 16 December 2005 1:59 PM | Link to comment

kenny ure so cute
teach me teach me!
*pan cute but failed*

Posted by: mk at 16 December 2005 2:03 PM | Link to comment

U look like doreamon. haha

Posted by: xishi at 16 December 2005 2:07 PM | Link to comment

U look like doreamon. haha

Posted by: xishi at 16 December 2005 2:08 PM | Link to comment

haha damn not original

Posted by: me at 16 December 2005 2:08 PM | Link to comment

lol...thats gross...but i like it =)

Posted by: unknown at 16 December 2005 2:13 PM | Link to comment

Your Photoshop skills are AMAZING..

Posted by: pelf at 16 December 2005 2:39 PM | Link to comment

I laughed when mrbrown and XX posted theirs. But I laughed the hardest at yours. Hehe, very funny the way you're cradling the coconut. lol.

Posted by: Nadia at 16 December 2005 2:42 PM | Link to comment

Dude, how abt ur detox plan?

Posted by: w3s at 16 December 2005 3:03 PM | Link to comment

Hey, you should take a photo of your back as you hug yourself.You wouldn't need to photoshop that.And it's original :)

Posted by: strawbeareez at 16 December 2005 3:26 PM | Link to comment

Haha...I don't think the world can cope with TWO Kenny Sias...evil, Russian, or otherwise...=) Cool post!

Posted by: sooyin at 16 December 2005 3:27 PM | Link to comment

LOL. The last pic reminds me on one of Ayumi Hamasaki's album cover a while back.

Love that coconut part. XDD

Posted by: Pride-Red at 16 December 2005 3:32 PM | Link to comment

my grandpa is ghey...
o.O

Posted by: laineylashes at 16 December 2005 3:33 PM | Link to comment

funny,.. i love spoofs.. hahaha..
saw the xiaxue initial post but the spoof make it even more funnier...
hahahaha...

but eh.. the right side kenny is bigger size than the left side kenny.

.. the killer is the coconut.. kissing part is already predicted ... (xiaxue kissing is more entertaining) :)

Posted by: jayz at 16 December 2005 3:34 PM | Link to comment

muahahahahha...funny sial.

carrots and coconut pulak

*ROFL*

Posted by: Jeremy C at 16 December 2005 3:38 PM | Link to comment

this is much more better than Xiaxue's !!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tidus86 at 16 December 2005 3:47 PM | Link to comment

damn gay!

Posted by: G at 16 December 2005 4:09 PM | Link to comment

The carrot made me laugh so loud that daddy thinks I'm crazy now.

Posted by: uglyfatchick at 16 December 2005 4:13 PM | Link to comment

wah lau DARN hilarious man!! I like the coconut bit..hahahaa

Posted by: dris at 16 December 2005 4:16 PM | Link to comment

cilakak.,,

how did you guys do that??

Posted by: wenjun at 16 December 2005 4:34 PM | Link to comment

cilakak.,,

how did you guys do that??

Posted by: wenjun at 16 December 2005 4:36 PM | Link to comment

Kenny, damn funny la you..this kind of idea you also can think out! Your expression so funny! Really gay le...ehehhehe!

Posted by: alice1604 at 16 December 2005 4:45 PM | Link to comment

adoi.. the mag not cut in half la friends..

its the spinning thing i think its called a lazy susan.. you put your food on it then spin around the table.. thats why the mag hidden.. walau eh.. kenny is funny man.. you all appreciate la the humour.. don mock the 'alleged' blotch up :)

thumbs up kenny.

Posted by: haha at 16 December 2005 5:18 PM | Link to comment

My eyes! my eyes !

Posted by: oonik grl at 16 December 2005 5:31 PM | Link to comment

EUWWWww... thats super YUKSS~~~~ EUwWwwww...

Posted by: YUks at 16 December 2005 5:37 PM | Link to comment

LOL! it's super funny!! Gave me stitches.

Posted by: blue at 16 December 2005 5:38 PM | Link to comment

GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THATS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA copy cat sia. but still WHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAH

Posted by: nicholas at 16 December 2005 6:06 PM | Link to comment

GAY!!! Hahahaha......

Posted by: L at 16 December 2005 6:11 PM | Link to comment

OMG! u look horny....i will make you one of my type

Posted by: jassie chung at 16 December 2005 6:52 PM | Link to comment

Two words! LOVE IT!

Posted by: mememe at 16 December 2005 7:12 PM | Link to comment

LOL u're so cute.

Posted by: Hsin at 16 December 2005 7:34 PM | Link to comment

ROFL. funnnny shit.

Posted by: olivia at 16 December 2005 8:02 PM | Link to comment

oh
my
freaking
god...

Posted by: waiwah at 16 December 2005 8:59 PM | Link to comment

Awww, the pic that you held the coconut is so cute! The carot pic is funny too! I like this one more than the one XX put some couples of days ago. The last pic is disturbing though.

Posted by: shortylam at 16 December 2005 9:09 PM | Link to comment

y carrot??

Posted by: ping at 16 December 2005 9:14 PM | Link to comment

why the maxim floating while kenny or ynnek is holding carrot?

Posted by: anony at 16 December 2005 9:26 PM | Link to comment

NGAI TI SO FUNNY hahahaha

Posted by: Me at 16 December 2005 9:30 PM | Link to comment

Wtf!! Hahahahah! Another good post, kenny! I salute ye XD

The second last picture was very gay XD you can knock gay guys dead with that stare, even though you're not gay XD watch out, eh!

Posted by: Reika at 16 December 2005 9:33 PM | Link to comment

aww. that's so sweet. One Kenny looks bigger than the other though.

Posted by: USHBIC at 16 December 2005 9:35 PM | Link to comment

to anony, good point about the maxim.

Posted by: USHBIC at 16 December 2005 9:38 PM | Link to comment

Power! Hahaha!

Posted by: i.Lix at 16 December 2005 10:27 PM | Link to comment

Power! Hahaha!

Posted by: i.Lix at 16 December 2005 10:27 PM | Link to comment

kehekehekeheekkkkeeh.. so yakky!!!! cant stand seeing u kissing yourself!!!

Posted by: butterspot at 16 December 2005 10:37 PM | Link to comment

Haha this is so funny!

Posted by: ling at 16 December 2005 10:47 PM | Link to comment

wa... not original at all.. copy XX's.. its like totally no life. comeon get a life man.. this is eeewww.

Posted by: i am anti-losers at 16 December 2005 10:58 PM | Link to comment

1. continuity error: the magazine is gone in the 2nd to last picture, and reppears at the last pic.

2. when the twin holds the coconut, he touches the other twin's elbow, yet in the other pictures both of them are rather far away.

3. mr brown's link is invalid.

:P

Posted by: Cindy at 16 December 2005 10:59 PM | Link to comment

*reappears

and wow the carrot is AIS YNNEK'S MAGIC WAND! one point and the magazine floats up for the reader's convenience! kenny you should totally get one of those magic wand carrots! maybe use another two more coconuts to exchange for one carrot?

Posted by: Cindy at 16 December 2005 11:01 PM | Link to comment

The magazine is not floating lah! I was holding it with the fingers on my left hand!

Posted by: kennysia at 17 December 2005 12:05 AM | Link to comment

that is so friggin gay. haha. but kissing yourself aint gay. question: If you can lick your own balls, will you do it? HAHA..

Posted by: Victor at 17 December 2005 12:18 AM | Link to comment

LOLZ ROLF LMAO...!!

Mate, that will only put more confusion about your sexual tendency!


GREAT EFFORT AND GREAT POST!

Posted by: TreVesco at 17 December 2005 12:54 AM | Link to comment

LO-FREAKING-L

Posted by: pink at 17 December 2005 1:49 AM | Link to comment

LOL ... CLASSIC!


that made me wish that my photoshop skills were as good as yours .. :D

Posted by: Liz at 17 December 2005 2:04 AM | Link to comment

you look like a fugly gay. lol.

Posted by: neo at 17 December 2005 2:50 AM | Link to comment

knife transform to carrot!! haha

Posted by: meisiang at 17 December 2005 4:22 AM | Link to comment

lol.. speechless... u look cute...

Posted by: lil ngiik at 17 December 2005 8:36 AM | Link to comment

wat's wrong wif nowadys blogger. so bo liao. LOL. it's reli pretty amusing when the same but not exactly the same copy popped up frm you. u imitate her expressions again, damn funny la

Posted by: dollye at 17 December 2005 10:38 AM | Link to comment

Ais Ynnek sounds like 'Icy Neck'. lol.

Posted by: Laynie at 17 December 2005 11:23 AM | Link to comment

Ais Ynnek sounds like 'Icy Neck'. lol.

Posted by: Laynie at 17 December 2005 11:28 AM | Link to comment

AHH!!!!!! my eyesssss!!!!!!

Posted by: sassyjan at 17 December 2005 11:39 AM | Link to comment

ok you made my saturday......
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA..laugh loud loud!!

Posted by: Winn at 17 December 2005 12:12 PM | Link to comment

=)

Posted by: dawn at 17 December 2005 12:32 PM | Link to comment

mmmffff..mfffhe..he.hi..haHahhhahahHahhHHAHhA..BWAHAHAHAHHahhaaahahahahaha~~
Cannot stop..mmff..laughing~
Clever use of photoshop indeed..

Posted by: Michelle Y at 17 December 2005 1:25 PM | Link to comment

hehe, i've got a feeling that kenny taken the kissing photo b4 the staring one..hmm..

Posted by: ping at 17 December 2005 3:17 PM | Link to comment

to make it 100th comment, you're the man !

Posted by: li at 17 December 2005 3:58 PM | Link to comment

Heh, nice one. You strike again. (o=

Posted by: e2wen~* at 17 December 2005 4:57 PM | Link to comment

hey, i think u look so cute when u smile! :D

Posted by: gab at 17 December 2005 5:15 PM | Link to comment

your expression while hugging the coconut is soo cute ^_^

Posted by: nic-ole at 17 December 2005 5:25 PM | Link to comment

hahaha that was freakin' funny except that i agree with someone else that your lips barely touched at the kissing part and all...
omfg, i can barely stop laughing... kenny looks SO CUTE cradling his, urm, coconut :D

Posted by: piggypeng at 17 December 2005 5:46 PM | Link to comment

Eh what happened to the maxim mag at the second last picture??

Posted by: mr. gingerbreadMAN at 17 December 2005 6:41 PM | Link to comment

big nostril eh~ haha~!

Posted by: toothless at 17 December 2005 7:16 PM | Link to comment

Damn... I never know repeated jokes can be so funny!! Wahaahahaha.

I normally dun leave comments given that ppl usually have already said what I want to say, but this time.. I can't control. AHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Damien at 17 December 2005 7:35 PM | Link to comment

AHAHHAHAHHAH SHITTTTTTTTT!!!!

Posted by: Lainie at 17 December 2005 9:35 PM | Link to comment

me spit at kennysia face *puikz!!!so puikz!!!!!dont copy xiaxue ok!!!go copy ur idol mrbrown!!!


erm..btw..kenny..why ur love donch have arrow... still puikz!!!!

Posted by: ahlian (gratz psv) at 17 December 2005 9:48 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha.... this is super farnie... ROTFL

Posted by: Jacky at 17 December 2005 11:03 PM | Link to comment

not bad....
you must be proud,iam actually reading this in MAS GOLDEN LOUNGE in HEATHROW AIRPORT waiting to fly back home.

Posted by: yothemans at 18 December 2005 12:12 AM | Link to comment

hahahhahah...........dammit, kenny, i had to come back just to look at this. ahhahah....this is the best xmas present!

Posted by: Lainie at 18 December 2005 2:20 AM | Link to comment

hahahahah.... darn nice

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 December 2005 2:49 AM | Link to comment

Coconuts! I like...~

Posted by: Kierra at 18 December 2005 11:21 AM | Link to comment

u copied xiaxue's... not innovative... x.X

Posted by: xiing~ at 18 December 2005 11:36 AM | Link to comment

It's a PARODY! Of course it's not original. Duh.

Posted by: kennysia at 18 December 2005 12:36 PM | Link to comment

hahaha! coconuts!

Posted by: Melissa at 18 December 2005 2:05 PM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny... That Kumar joke sounds familiar... If my memory didnt fail me, i heard tat "joke" @ my company's D & D.. (Kumar's the entertainer of the day) hahah.. Cuz my company makes Mercedes Benz.. -_____-"

Posted by: Some1 at 18 December 2005 4:26 PM | Link to comment

You chao turtle Kenny! Mine more difficult ok! Mine background got kettle, fridge, fridge magnets, microwave, and sink!

And my characters look at each other ok!!! And the hand also got touch the shoulder at the exact correct spot lor!

You lousy POKE. And traitor somemore.

*smirks* You better attend cowboy's wedding or I will come to Kuching to smack you ten times harder than I intend to smack you at the wedding.

Posted by: Xiaxue at 18 December 2005 7:21 PM | Link to comment

This is freaking funny man! Hahaha!!!

Posted by: artistica at 18 December 2005 9:33 PM | Link to comment

You looked adorable hugging that coconut.

Posted by: desperate addict at 18 December 2005 10:13 PM | Link to comment

Damn stupid damn funny la ahahahahahah!
Go KENNY go KENNY go go go!!

HAHAHAHAHA!! i want also. :P

Posted by: KinkyPugKevin at 19 December 2005 8:11 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHA...

Kenny, ever consider going into acting or becoming a comedian? ;P

Posted by: Ashley at 19 December 2005 8:47 AM | Link to comment

u know what, u have totally NO ORIGINALITY at all.

BAH.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 December 2005 8:57 AM | Link to comment

Extremely well done, Mr Sia! I'm very impressed ;)

Posted by: Michael Chua at 19 December 2005 10:40 AM | Link to comment

Kenny... u shld consider acting as a career !!!
:)

Posted by: zuj at 19 December 2005 3:21 PM | Link to comment

hahahahaha cool.........

Posted by: chin yee at 20 December 2005 9:24 AM | Link to comment

Owkay...i never really like you but i think I like this post. Sure taken long time to do it. Damn,...you really put efforts eh Kenny? This one is good. At least your pic looks like your real self

Posted by: GOD at 20 December 2005 5:25 PM | Link to comment

Fucking brilliant Photoshopping i say. Fucking brilliant.. :D:D:D

And a Merry Christmas to you too.. :D

Posted by: Shawn at 20 December 2005 6:03 PM | Link to comment

Hey people, at least he said that he took it from someone's site right? And its more of giving us a laugh right? Chun one kenny

Posted by: Yee Hou at 21 December 2005 2:29 AM | Link to comment

Ha ha! Really funny!
Merry Christmas and have fun with your coconut.

Posted by: Mark Chan at 21 December 2005 11:52 PM | Link to comment

loving it!!!

Posted by: squiddy at 24 December 2005 10:47 AM | Link to comment

Haha. Kenny.. so cute ^-^

Posted by: Bee Bee at 06 January 2006 11:30 PM | Link to comment

O M G that was funny!

Posted by: san at 15 January 2006 4:20 PM | Link to comment

THat was so cute :D

and it looks better than XX's version. :x

Posted by: Amelia at 16 January 2006 2:39 AM | Link to comment

Oh,.......... ewwwww, Kenny. Just ewwwww..... :Z ... ;)
Waassup with this "thing" with the coconuts? I'm still a noobie on your site......I'll find out in time.

Posted by: Elaine at 26 March 2006 3:32 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHAH, so cute!

Nice to see a change from the usual consistent shell-shocked expressions.

Posted by: Skyler at 22 May 2006 9:44 PM | Link to comment

OMG ! that is so cool man !
I'm going to get myself an invisible friend today !
where 2 get ah ?
carrefour? giant ? PRADA ? Nike STORE ?
woo hooo !

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 14 July 2006 9:51 AM | Link to comment

UuuuWAaaAaaa~~ you're really good at photoshop man!! and nice expressions *nods*

Posted by: Orenjiru at 15 July 2006 7:19 PM | Link to comment

Great work!

Posted by: Dixie at 23 July 2006 2:06 AM | Link to comment

is that my imagination or did u add some airbrush to your cheeks for blush??looks mighty pink when u kissed..HAHAHA..so rock man..

-fellow kuchingite-

Posted by: iggy at 08 October 2006 6:50 PM | Link to comment

the magazine ist cut in half la =.=
The table is the type with the spinning piece in the middle, and the magazine is half under the piece. =.=

Posted by: Bunny at 29 October 2006 9:05 AM | Link to comment

I seriously had goosebumps when I see KS kiss ay... yucks!! LOL

Posted by: KuchikiRukia at 09 November 2006 5:16 PM | Link to comment

ha..ha really funny la..It's good for me sometimes in the moody mood to laugh at the photos. especially one of the twins with the carrot.

Posted by: pauline at 30 October 2007 9:01 AM | Link to comment

ROFLMFAO!! damn it Kenny, i juz can't have enuf of u!

Posted by: Kay at 20 January 2008 6:30 PM | Link to comment

Very funny kenny.

Posted by: David Chew at 20 January 2008 9:30 PM | Link to comment

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