wah first ah? oy.. come kl call la kenny!!bring you to nice places!!

1. I want to Para-para also.
2. Why are all your dates so hot. Grr.
3. Andrea is a junior from MY high school. Bwahaha.
4. I live in PJ. Ahem. NO excuse for NOT calling me out to go clubbing this weekend.

Bye!

I think if any ah pek were to come into any club wearing leather and shades and started dancing, anyone would cheer as well. :P

hey that animation is hilarious.nice post :)

that zouk uncle is famous! the necessary stage (singapore theatre group) even did a skit of him in one of their shows. and he's been featured in the papers too! although i'm not sure that the one u snapped is the same guy..

OMG Kenny, you're pimpin' bastard. I'm envious of you. :D

Last I went to zouk KL there was an ahpek getting all the cheers too. Must be a ploy...

Kenny you die liao, Sandra is coming to hunt you down for that picture you put up of her. ROTFL!

Now you REALLY are in trouble.

Eh and bro, please learn ok? NEVER EVER GIVE A DRUNK DERAGENED MAN MILK! MILK DOES NOT I REPEAT DOES NOT SOBER UP PEOPLE!

NB. SANDRA DOES NOT LOOK ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE! SHE IS FREAKING HAWT!

Wow. seems like you really partied hard in Sg. You still keep in touch with Lena? I haven't seen her for ages!

And Lena, if you do happen to read this, this is a shout-out for ya! *waves frantically*

Sorry Kenny, I'm kinda borrowing ur space huh? Dont get offended. I do enjoy your posts! :)

Haha...what's with Sandra photo suddenly popping out?

Glad ya had milk fun at Wala!

of all pics..... u chose one which i looked like a monster! i'm so gonna get you for this. roar!!!

Hey Kenny!!!

Is that really Andrea Fonseka or sth?...haha i dunno what she really looks like cos i didn't watch Miss Malaysia,...got such thing arr...hahaha anyways is it the same girl in the bikini the last time u posted?...It looks like 2 different ppl leh... hahahaha

Cheers!

hey i thought andrea fonseka got a "fat tummy"... well it was heavily publicised in lowyat forum last year... anyway she looks hot in those pics above

the ah pek with the white and black gloves is a doctor leh. dun pray pray.

andrea is hot.. yummy

Hey Kenny you lost some weight?

Your old work buddies here are expecting you to Fed-Ex them a cake for mornining coffee time soon as your birthday is coming up.
Otherwise Dave says we should send you an invoice for one that we will buy on your behalf!

Wah the doctor got surgeon gloves!!! HAhahahaHAhahahHAha!!! Michael Jackson impersonator! haha :) Did he moonwalk?

Andrea is the epitome of Chio-ness. The bikini shots do no justice to the real superstar.

You looked like you kena bukake-d.

And now no guys dare to date me liao la!

Oh you post sandra's face. You are so dead, dude.

parties are for kids....want real party go invite DJ Tiesto...he is in europe...sumwhere in europe there.......

Hmm.. Fonseka doesn't look as fat here this time.. but its hard to tell from these pictures...

but if she was goign to lose weight.. why didn't she lose weight before going for the pageant..

Kenny and Linda should hook up with each other. a match made in heaven.

Sandra looks Sweaty-ly Hot. Linda is hot too. But she smokes. Too bad

WOW!!! Andrea is HOTTTT!!!.

uh-oh. you sure die liao by putting up Sandra's photo.

oh and by the way, the song by UnXpected is called 'Window' and NOT 'Shining like a Star' lah.

kennny, u are so dead... sandralicious is going to powderpuff u...

so how was your date with the 'hollie'?
muahaha

wah, Kenny is the only guy who can look like a male version of Furong JieJie and attract girls like a magnet

wow, nice one, must check some of these places if i ever go to SG...

The 40+ year old uncle is hillarious lol...

..boo..starting work on monday in kl too..where a re u working anyway?? i want to stalk you..lol

I love Linda's hair!! Where do you keep getting such hot chicks for dates???

hi kenny!! you made me miss zouk so so so much!! really enjoy reading your blog. your sense of humour never fails to cheer me up.

P/S: You look really cute when you smile. =)

innit your birthday?
Happy birthday big boy :)

YO andrea looks hot.

My dearest date,

First, you came one hour late for our date.

Then, you put up a picture of my face white-washed by the blinding flash (ugly!) for the world to recoil in horror at.

And then, you put up a another picture of me with messed up hair (ugly!).

As if that is not enough damage, thereafter, a picture of Shirlyn with make-up that looks like highlighters were used in place of cosmetics (ugly effect of too close/bright a flash) was released for public viewing.

And finally, sandra looking like that.

Pray tell, why the vendetta against women? Are you a woman-hater in clever disguise?

p.s : I'm sorry to have accidentally crush one of the two biggest coconuts this side of the equator.

Lovingly yours,
Linda Chia

kenny, why "your average handphone shop ah bengs"? does it make u feel good talking like that? "SO" sweet of u making joke like this :)

Andrea like wow bow wow !She use to be my neighbour,neigh,neigh!

Mmm... You seemed to enjoy yourself so damn much in Singapore.

=)

Hey KS, I adore those clubbing pics of yours. Sure a ladies man aren't you? OMG, actually, you look hawt too!!Err, that's pretty much I would say just in case i am some sort of PIAN TAI (pervy blogger). Ciao!-greets from oz

In response to my dare to him on his post:
"Singapore to do List"
Kenny took a few days to respond to it lar, but in the nick of time he managed to see Andrea Fonseka the night before leaving Singapore.
Some doubted the quality of his "coconuts"- (me included ;))
Things that have been said by me and others about him and this whole dare thing, when it looked like he wouldnt go through with it were posted on my site titled:
"Short Arse Chinese Bastard..."
"Am I right, Am I right, Am I right?!? ;)"

AND THEN... Kenny followed through... and I posted:-
"Kenny SIA and his stellar QUALITY COCONUTS!!!!"
-on my site....

Well... I lost the bet....
but
KENNY wrote as above :"Lena was right, Andrea Fonseka isn't as bad as the angry mob made her out to be. "
and... I can say now....
I AM right, I AM right, I AM right ;)
heheh

Oh yeah and I forgot to say... Thanks Kenny, for FINAAALLY admitting that the alll supreme Ninja-L- was right.. eh hehe hehe.... ;)

MEI:

Yeah I grace Kenny's blog with my divine presence every now and again...

Havent seen you in ages as well...

Gimme a msg lar..
Hey....youre on my Friendster list right???

(WHat the heck man Kenny, ppl using your site to post msgs / shout outs to each other now...) ;);)

please lah, that "fonseka" can go smell xiaxue's fart lah.........a beauty queen is suppose to be someone pure breed not half half mix...but this is malaysia what u expect rite

That 'uncle' in Zouk, the last I saw him, he had more black hair. That was 11 years ago before Zouk was raided for drugs! Yeah a long long time ago.

I have not been to Zouk or clubbing for 6 years or so now. So Sick of night life.

But WOW! 11 years later and he's still so into this 'Animal Farm' (my nick name for Zouk back in those days)!

He's definitely not 40+ that's for sure!

I forgot to add....his fashion sense remains the same. Kudos to him!

Lets have some more of those nightlife postings. I agree that Attica is pretensious as hell, I don't like that place. Zouk I like very much. The 'uncle' has been around for ages, that's why he gets to dance on the platform, though I must admit that I don't understand why, he cannot dance at all and even michael jackson has put away the single white glove.

When you go to zouk next time you should look for Eric. You might find him a bit weird to begin with (he is very gay and wear strange clothes), but he is good fun to be around.

Wow, in this one, Andrea looks smashing and Kenny, well, you look like you just had your Coconuts smashed. Good thing justice is blind.

P.S.: At least you Got Milk.

I am suprised at how I have become intrigued at a narsistic form of expression...the black and white portrait of Kenny - nuff said!

I am worried that I may actually (if I ever start working normal hours) start a blog of my own. Not because I love the way I write or think the photos I take are pretty... but because I think there may be a possibility that writing my own blog may give me as much (if not more) entertainment than reading yours.

Keep it up...and happy belated birthday!

To Ninja-L, the one without the link.
What freaking planet are you on, referring to people as pure breed/half mix? Can't believe there are still people who use these terms.

Too many 'cousins' in your gene pool eh?

hey, KL's Atmos also has an 'uncle' who did his "dancing" squatting, pointing and turning his head slowly. Only thing is he's even older than the Zouk Singapore unkle!
This guy looks like he's almost 80, and still trying to do the shuffle! Looking at him, I feel pain for his sore back and arthritic bones already!:P

wah kao !
singapore nightlife is so hot and fun...
in jb, u might get killed if u rub with the wrong shoulders . . . .

all tamilfriends invitted