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04 November 2005
I Met My Match
I thought I was big.
I didn't know big.
He won by an inch only ok? AN INCH!
:: Posted by Kenny at 10:44 PM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Out of the Ordinary'
69 Comments:
A GLITTERY ONE, wow!!!!! XD
What a goatee. Hmm hmm!
Posted by: Mich at 04 November 2005 10:54 PM | Link to comment
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Posted by: desperate addict at 04 November 2005 10:59 PM | Link to comment
disco themed!! :P
Posted by: milvoon at 04 November 2005 11:01 PM | Link to comment
wow. must be he shed his skin. so scaly. and psychedelic. ahha. sure to get the girls
Posted by: andrew at 04 November 2005 11:19 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha.... i'm sure ur coconuts are bigger ;)
Posted by: nal1210 at 04 November 2005 11:22 PM | Link to comment
Err....did I see that "goatee" good?
Could be a shadow only. *hides in a fridge ashamed*
But still. Nice glittery one. ^_~
Posted by: Mich at 04 November 2005 11:23 PM | Link to comment
There ain't no condom sized for that shit right thurrr. lolz. you might need Pam to do the mouth job. Cuties can't afford those I tell ya.
Posted by: alexallied at 04 November 2005 11:48 PM | Link to comment
*blush*
I think it'll look better if it's pink. :p
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 04 November 2005 11:57 PM | Link to comment
OMG. My dad was in the room! Heng i open the comment box before he saw. *phew*
WHAT THE... o.0
Posted by: xnalx at 05 November 2005 12:11 AM | Link to comment
oh man, all that detox diet crap has caused yours to shrink by an inch - what is the world comming too...
Posted by: ramesh at 05 November 2005 12:43 AM | Link to comment
but dude, seriously.. you call that big? man... that's sad.
Posted by: hahaha at 05 November 2005 1:02 AM | Link to comment
bling bling!! lol
Posted by: Darren at 05 November 2005 1:14 AM | Link to comment
hmmmm.
it isn't realistic.
the head isn't bigger than the rest of the shaft.
Posted by: dick at 05 November 2005 1:42 AM | Link to comment
....
oh
my
freaking
gawd
Posted by: waiwah at 05 November 2005 2:06 AM | Link to comment
scary......
i dun wan le...eeeeeee
Posted by: reenz at 05 November 2005 2:19 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, you need to get off that diet of yours right now and claim back your throne.
Posted by: Mr Lee at 05 November 2005 2:30 AM | Link to comment
in mc³?
Posted by: clones at 05 November 2005 2:31 AM | Link to comment
wah liao wei.... shit meng! if like that when fucking can pop out thru the girl/guy's mouth!!!
Posted by: Alex at 05 November 2005 2:40 AM | Link to comment
How the hell are you supposed to have sex with that thing?! :P
Posted by: Hsin at 05 November 2005 3:38 AM | Link to comment
Is yours silver and shines like his? Teehee.
Posted by: JY at 05 November 2005 4:05 AM | Link to comment
O_o"
WALAO EHHHHH!
Imagine if this is real, it will be one heck of a hand/mouth *ahem* exercise for a poor girl LOL ;P
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 05 November 2005 4:24 AM | Link to comment
Poor gurl..she couldn't have known what "hit" her..+_+
Posted by: da.textile.nerd at 05 November 2005 8:06 AM | Link to comment
colin's crazeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: hedo at 05 November 2005 8:27 AM | Link to comment
Oh yeah !! GO BROTHER !!! He beat all you downs..even ur ass kenny. u still lost..even though its an inch.. hahahaa!
Posted by: iB6uB9 at 05 November 2005 8:42 AM | Link to comment
was definitely corny!
Well Done!!!
Posted by: Wei De at 05 November 2005 8:52 AM | Link to comment
what do u do with that, fuck elephants?
Posted by: alysha at 05 November 2005 8:58 AM | Link to comment
Those with an inch, gloat alot. Kenny?
Posted by: Ah ger at 05 November 2005 9:22 AM | Link to comment
Come on man, with a 'thing' like that, the only thing you can play with is a huge car exhaust.
Posted by: Din at 05 November 2005 9:39 AM | Link to comment
freak of nature!
Posted by: Wu Ching at 05 November 2005 10:06 AM | Link to comment
Hmm, something is not right...
It's hairless!!
Posted by: A fan at 05 November 2005 10:24 AM | Link to comment
OH. Its a Penis? Why is he holding it like a hose? And why is he not in a whore house, manipulating his one and only shiny, deflective penis? Are you sure its a penis? I thought that guy meant for it to look like he had his head inverted, and that he had a shiny tail.
Posted by: James Frecane at 05 November 2005 11:57 AM | Link to comment
Waaa!! Where did you get that?!? XD
Posted by: applegal at 05 November 2005 12:47 PM | Link to comment
how to put it back in his pants like that??? looks like heavy.
kenny, i think you're much lighter after undergoing penis-removal surgery or something.
then how to pee? pee like watering plants like that.
Posted by: snn at 05 November 2005 1:13 PM | Link to comment
If penises could kill.... Heh.
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 05 November 2005 1:48 PM | Link to comment
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.......ooooh
Posted by: Lainie at 05 November 2005 1:53 PM | Link to comment
O_O"
it's shiny~~~ Sparkles...glittery..omg!! It's HUGE!!
Where did you get that from??
Posted by: Pink_Paper_Heart at 05 November 2005 3:39 PM | Link to comment
err, nice. what does it do?
Posted by: qsl at 05 November 2005 3:44 PM | Link to comment
OMG! COLLIN! WHY IS COLLIN WITH YOU?!
Posted by: GAMBs at 05 November 2005 4:04 PM | Link to comment
what is it made of????
Posted by: Mke at 05 November 2005 4:20 PM | Link to comment
He can beat down anyone in a fight...
Just whip it out and boom goes the male enemies in fear and envy whilst female enemies stare in awe, thinking "Why don't my beng beng have such weapon in his armoury"
Posted by: Colin at 05 November 2005 4:23 PM | Link to comment
Pengsan..
How to walk around with such an "organ"?
Hhahahaha....
Posted by: Chen at 05 November 2005 6:21 PM | Link to comment
ouch. horny.. his poor girlfriend will have a hard time coping with that baby..
Posted by: ersy at 05 November 2005 6:33 PM | Link to comment
crap! lolx!
Posted by: san at 05 November 2005 7:27 PM | Link to comment
OMG!!!! That's Colin!!! Hahahahhahaha..... You only lost by an inch?? That's humongous!!
Posted by: annabella at 05 November 2005 7:29 PM | Link to comment
dood. men and their attachments to their dicks
Posted by: ally at 05 November 2005 7:58 PM | Link to comment
ehh PLEASE you never watch Discovery Channel ah?
*actually i also don't. only heard from my teacher.*
apparently those tribesmen in very very ulu Africa have cocks so long they need to wrap them around their legs.
SCARY!
Posted by: Cheneille at 05 November 2005 8:11 PM | Link to comment
I think that'll be the best dildo ever
Can I have it?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 05 November 2005 8:29 PM | Link to comment
HOw come his one got no hair ?? =) he waxes "that" hard eh? =P ekekekek
Posted by: cynthia at 05 November 2005 9:24 PM | Link to comment
lol lol lol
Posted by: bongkersz at 05 November 2005 10:07 PM | Link to comment
kenny.. i suggest some warning b4 reading...
dad tot i went to some porn site |||-.-
polute my angelic image nia |||-.-
Posted by: toothless at 06 November 2005 12:10 AM | Link to comment
eh.. no short talk this time?
Posted by: toothless at 06 November 2005 12:21 AM | Link to comment
speechless
Posted by: WTJ at 06 November 2005 12:46 AM | Link to comment
Shit. My mum saw wat i was reading -.-''
Posted by: evon at 06 November 2005 2:12 AM | Link to comment
OMIGOD. What on earth is that?!! Big enough to fark a dinosaur man. And still that would make a female T-Rex squeal in pain.
Posted by: Alyssa at 06 November 2005 2:56 AM | Link to comment
Ouch o_O"
Posted by: marina at 06 November 2005 6:09 AM | Link to comment
Does yours glitter like that too?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 06 November 2005 12:46 PM | Link to comment
If he ever uses that to screw girls, all the glittery stuff would probably remain in their _____,
hmm, certaintly not a sight to see!
Posted by: Verbiagelover at 06 November 2005 7:13 PM | Link to comment
man.. kenny... you only ONE INCH??
tsk... tsk... tsk...
LOL
Posted by: crap at 06 November 2005 9:40 PM | Link to comment
It's Michael Jackson's penis!!!
Posted by: ~Z~ at 06 November 2005 10:48 PM | Link to comment
*crosses legs*
Posted by: Nadia at 07 November 2005 1:28 AM | Link to comment
colin?!
Posted by: kimm at 07 November 2005 10:25 AM | Link to comment
Gross! ;p
Posted by: Michael Chua at 07 November 2005 1:23 PM | Link to comment
the balls are too small.
unproportionate -.-'
Posted by: heh heh at 08 November 2005 1:07 PM | Link to comment
very good. Can it be used for several purposes?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 November 2005 11:06 PM | Link to comment
ewwww................
Posted by: florence at 22 November 2005 2:08 PM | Link to comment
He's gonna put his chick on a wheelchair...
Posted by: HP at 27 November 2005 9:14 PM | Link to comment
omg ! even mypennis also not so big n so long ..
i wonder how u feed it inside ur pant's ??
Posted by: BIGpennisX2 at 11 December 2005 5:31 AM | Link to comment
Every virgin's dream and nightmare.
Posted by: omhwtf at 31 December 2006 8:30 PM | Link to comment
holy crap!! where did he get tat at mc3?
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 March 2007 2:48 AM | Link to comment
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