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13 October 2005

Wrong Mary

Kenny: *press button for flight attendant*

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Cute MAS Flight Attendant: "Hi, how may I help you?"

Kenny: "Yeah, can I have a Virgin Mary please? Thanks."

Cute MAS Flight Attendant: "You want a... Virgin Mary?"

Kenny: "Yes, please."

Cute MAS Flight Attendant: "You mean a Bloody Mary?"

Kenny: "OH! YA YA YA! BLOODY MARY! My mistake."


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Stupid difficult-to-remember cocktail names.


:: Posted by Kenny at 6:08 PM | Link | Facebook It
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74 Comments:

haha.. that's funny

Posted by: WTJ at 13 October 2005 6:20 PM | Link to comment

Jesus! How could you forget?

Posted by: totoro at 13 October 2005 6:29 PM | Link to comment

I think a virgin mary is a non-alcoholic Bloody Mary, so you were ok to ask for it, just that you might not have gotten what you asked for.

Posted by: pfong at 13 October 2005 6:40 PM | Link to comment

that's cute. :)

Posted by: uglyfatchick at 13 October 2005 7:09 PM | Link to comment

oh, fuck. that was hilarious. besides, whatcha gonna do with a virgin mary?

Posted by: qsl at 13 October 2005 7:14 PM | Link to comment

What's so funny abt that?

Posted by: Roonaldinho at 13 October 2005 7:26 PM | Link to comment

You mean, you DON'T want a Virgin Mary? lol, jk jk

Posted by: Silencers at 13 October 2005 7:40 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......genius

Posted by: Rahimah Halim at 13 October 2005 7:48 PM | Link to comment

Yup, a virgin mary refers to a non-alcoholic version of the bloody mary...

Posted by: vynara at 13 October 2005 7:51 PM | Link to comment

Damn funny... Virgin Mary... Tats the mother of Jesus or smth isn't it? I bet the attendant muz be tinking u are trying to be funny and cheeky, trying to talk to her. Haha...

Posted by: Wei De at 13 October 2005 8:10 PM | Link to comment

tat sound kinda horrible ya?

11th btw :P

Posted by: waiwah at 13 October 2005 8:11 PM | Link to comment

yay! writings are back!!

Posted by: zhurox at 13 October 2005 8:22 PM | Link to comment

I guess that went Kenny Sia saw the Cute MAS Flight Attendant all system shuts down in his ability to think coherently that resulted saying Virgin Mary instead of Bloody Mary. But that incident is funny that flight attendant now will recognize Kennysia for sure wan! Next time.

Posted by: a fan! at 13 October 2005 8:33 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHAHHAAH.....

Anyone overheard that "special" request of yours?

But c'mon Kenny, admit it... you screwed up the name of the drink after seeing the cute attendant isn't it? (and which guy doesn't want a virgin eh? ;))
hehehhe :p

Posted by: Ashley at 13 October 2005 8:44 PM | Link to comment

wat the hell? :P :P :P

Posted by: jlchannel at 13 October 2005 9:09 PM | Link to comment

wah lao. next u'll be asking for a spanna instead of a screwdriver and a purple bull instead of a brown cow. sheesh kenny! in front of cute MAS flt attendant somemore. u ah!

Posted by: brendywendy at 13 October 2005 9:19 PM | Link to comment

Hey Dude, while everyone say" Kenny write lah, no mo toking", I'd say ignore them.

Your audio blog is a great practice ground for your career/future. May it be representing your IT dept to address issues to the board of directers, or representing a large corporation to a group of investers or you decided to take on public office, participate in local politics...the possibility is endless. And of course may be becoming a stand up comedian...

Suggestion: To date, we have not seen encouraging feedbacks on your audio blog, perhaps due to the clearity of your speech pattern and a lack of entertaining material. I'd suggest working on that area and instead of short report of where's your about, add some humorous/creative subjects. Once you start to see positive comment, you know you are improving.

Posted by: e at 13 October 2005 10:09 PM | Link to comment

lololol, man that was classic, where u in a state of guilt when u ask for a drink? or u'r mind in wonderin to where u are not suppose to...i think the flight attendent got shocked, thinkin that you want a priest or something...confession time. Cheers!

Posted by: JoeC at 13 October 2005 10:27 PM | Link to comment

bwahahahahaha... that was a really good one

Posted by: phangan at 13 October 2005 10:39 PM | Link to comment

Virgin Mary:
4 ounces tomato juice
Little bit lemon juice
Little bit Worcestershire sauce
A dash of hot sauce (Tabasco)
A pinch of celery salt (add to taste)
A pinch of salt (add to taste)
A pinch of pepper (add to taste)
Ice

Bloody Mary:

Virgin Mary with Absolut or Belvedere.

Posted by: jackson at 13 October 2005 11:13 PM | Link to comment

Hahahhaha!! so malu.. eh..??

Posted by: Big BoK at 13 October 2005 11:44 PM | Link to comment

huh... you asked for me? well... i think you're 3 years late.

Posted by: mary at 14 October 2005 1:17 AM | Link to comment

i bet he was just asking for TOMATO JUICE. he's just trying to be funny LAH.

Posted by: blah at 14 October 2005 1:54 AM | Link to comment

I like how the attendant immediately assumed that you wanted alcohol. Or did she not know as well, that a Virgin Mary is basically a Bloody Mary without the alcohol?

Posted by: Nadia at 14 October 2005 2:30 AM | Link to comment

oh! you're back!! i've missed your daily posts!! haha.. 'virgin mary' lol.. you are so hilarious!! anyway.. you have a sexeyyy voicee !

Posted by: irene at 14 October 2005 2:38 AM | Link to comment

Aiyo Kenny. Just remember la,
virgin = good = no alcohol

bloody = opposite

;)

Posted by: JoyceTheFairy at 14 October 2005 2:57 AM | Link to comment

Cool. Did you ask her whether her name is Mary or not?

Posted by: victor at 14 October 2005 5:30 AM | Link to comment

ahhhhhhhahahahahaha!!

*bangs head on table*

Posted by: laineylashes at 14 October 2005 5:52 AM | Link to comment

Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb,
little LAMB!
mb3k! mb3k! mbeeeek.


The Cute MAS Flight Attendant's name was Mustafa Singum A/L Alibaba?

Posted by: n305er at 14 October 2005 7:09 AM | Link to comment

LOL!

Posted by: Kuzco at 14 October 2005 8:34 AM | Link to comment

Err, my name is Mary.. & I am a virgin?

Posted by: Mary at 14 October 2005 9:14 AM | Link to comment

yo kenny, is that the new interface for the in-flight entertainment? looks different from the last one i remembered.

Posted by: tim at 14 October 2005 9:14 AM | Link to comment

I believe deep inside you, you must be thinking whether the MAS flight angel is a virgin or not? Otherwise, having tried many mei meis you must B weary soul. Haa ha ha ha.

Posted by: VIRGIN at 14 October 2005 9:41 AM | Link to comment

Actually what if you had said it this way:
"Yeah, can I have a virgin - Mary, please?"
Kena tight slap I think hahaha.

Not that surprising she doesn't know that Virgin mary is non-alcoholic version of the drink. I think no-one orders non-alcoholic cocktails on a plane, where drinks are free and free-flow.

Posted by: Visitor at 14 October 2005 9:49 AM | Link to comment

Ha, ha, ha... :D Very funny :D Haven't heard or read any news of passengers getting drunk on board a plane and getting all rowdy lately :)

Posted by: Michael Chua at 14 October 2005 10:13 AM | Link to comment

LOL!!!!! Why not, "Can I have a Slippery Nipple please, thanks". Probably she will open her blouse for you to eat it.. LOL!!!!!

Posted by: raymondevil at 14 October 2005 10:18 AM | Link to comment

Actually, U were not wrong to say Virgin Mary.

Jackson (October 13,2005, 11.13PM) is right.

Virgin Mary is the same as Bloody Mary EXCEPT it is without vodka.

Posted by: Pig Pig at 14 October 2005 10:49 AM | Link to comment

are you sure that wasn't your pick up line?

Posted by: pik at 14 October 2005 11:10 AM | Link to comment

Hahah ... s*h*i

Posted by: Inevitable at 14 October 2005 11:16 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHA MALuUuuU..:) how to bring you out ar kenny?:P

Posted by: Jayelle at 14 October 2005 11:21 AM | Link to comment

Next thing you know, he'll be ordering a Flaming Fiat and a Columbarium..

Posted by: Suertes at 14 October 2005 11:40 AM | Link to comment

Yeah Virgin Mary is actually a cocktail...

It's Bloody Mary without the alchohol, tomatoe juice, worcester sauce and tobasco typically.

Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 14 October 2005 11:55 AM | Link to comment

Hey Kenny

U r damn funny !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Maria at 14 October 2005 12:47 PM | Link to comment

You noe what's funny? The few Mary's leaving msgs here. Hehehe. Kenny, Kenny..so unholy..

Posted by: Avril at 14 October 2005 2:31 PM | Link to comment

Totoro is right There is actually a cocktail (or mocktail) called Virgin Mary. There are various versions but here are 2:

Version 1.
10 oz tomato juice
1 tbsp horseradish
5 dashes worcestershire sauce
1 dash celery salt
2 grinds fresh pepper
1 fresh celery stick

version 2.
2 Large Dashes Angostura Bitters
6 Drops Tabasco Sauce
4 Shots Tomato Juice
1 Pinch Pepper
0.5 Shot Lemon Juice
0.5 Shot Worcestershire Sauce
0.5 Teaspoon Caster Sugar
0.5 Teaspoon Horse Radish
0.5 Teaspoon Caster Sugar
Garnish:
Ground pepper and a celery stick

Posted by: Adam at 14 October 2005 3:10 PM | Link to comment

Hey "Dude" e,

Judging from your English, I think you should stick to the audio blogs ...

Posted by: tonyk at 14 October 2005 3:57 PM | Link to comment

Luckily she didn't slap you.

Posted by: Yvonne at 14 October 2005 4:29 PM | Link to comment

Ha ha ha ha! I was thinking the same thing too, until I realised its something to do with a virgin's blood

Posted by: ChowFC at 14 October 2005 4:47 PM | Link to comment

nice one..

Posted by: cy33 at 14 October 2005 5:09 PM | Link to comment

Damn funny.

A virgin Mary and a cock with tail.

Posted by: Jacky at 14 October 2005 5:23 PM | Link to comment

i had no idea u could order such drinks on MAS flights... dam should have done years ago ;)

have fun hope things look good in Perth... :)

Posted by: ramesh at 14 October 2005 7:24 PM | Link to comment

HELLO. oh wtf. do i look like a cocktail and am drinkable?!?!

Posted by: virgin mary at 14 October 2005 8:03 PM | Link to comment

looks like virgin blood anyway...

Posted by: virgin2 at 14 October 2005 9:37 PM | Link to comment

At least I didn't ask her for a Sex on the Beach. Or a Quick Fuck.

Posted by: kennysia at 14 October 2005 10:43 PM | Link to comment

why u guys making fun of my Mother's name?!!! @#%*! Can I have a bloody mary instead? ;P

Posted by: JESUS at 14 October 2005 11:01 PM | Link to comment

kenny: you could've asked for a "blowjob" too... ekekekkee


Get a Pony or slender Shot glass.
Pour in 1/3 oz. Kahlua.
Layer 1/3 oz. of Baileys.
Layer 1/3 oz. Vodka.
Top with Whipped Cream and a Maraschino Cherry.
Serve to imbiber.
Imbiber must not use hands to drink this shot.
Place mouth over shot and with lips lift shot up to drink.
Put glass back on bar and show no hands were used.

Posted by: phangan at 14 October 2005 11:45 PM | Link to comment

u TOOK A DIGI-PIC DURING FLIGHT!!??? whaddaya wanna do??? disrupt the plane systems and crash!!???? lucky the Virgin Mary t'was with yea' ;)

Posted by: Minn at 15 October 2005 3:10 AM | Link to comment

Aiyo Kenny~~

Nevermind lah..humans are not perfect..I can understand your pain..pardon me but I have to laugh now..

HAAHAHAAHA~

Posted by: TRinA at 15 October 2005 5:32 AM | Link to comment

tonyk: I know I lack the proficiencies in proper usage of the English language.I'd be blad if you are kind enought to point the mistakes, I'd like to improve my language skill.

Posted by: e at 15 October 2005 11:24 AM | Link to comment

i dont dRINK cocktail!!!

Posted by: SLeeK@ER at 15 October 2005 11:30 AM | Link to comment

Minn:
The usage of D-cam is NOT permitted during CRITICAL PHASES OF FLIGHT (take off & landing).
During the flight, it's OK.

But, mobile phone is STRICTLY PROHIBITED at all time!!!

Posted by: Pig Pig at 15 October 2005 11:45 AM | Link to comment

God damn. I didn't even know they have designer alcoholic on board.

Posted by: Mr Lee at 15 October 2005 1:28 PM | Link to comment

Kenny....Kenny....lu ar boi lim 2 chui liaw. Ar chua a tan? :P Lim chiew chui a lang 2 boh kong ee ka ki chui.Heeheeheehee

Posted by: smiling buddha at 15 October 2005 1:49 PM | Link to comment

i don't see the joke ?

Posted by: Terry at 15 October 2005 1:57 PM | Link to comment

virgin mary is a name of a mocktail. that MAS attendant is a n00b

Posted by: kimberlycun at 15 October 2005 3:15 PM | Link to comment

actually, you're a n00b too. lol

Posted by: kimberlycun at 15 October 2005 3:17 PM | Link to comment

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Try asking your bartender friends if you can have a blowjob. Stupid names indeed.

Posted by: Lainie at 15 October 2005 4:42 PM | Link to comment

Take a look at this link...

http://corrupted-malaysia.blogspot.com/2005/10/drug-bust-jails-22-innocents.html

Posted by: MALAYSIAN at 15 October 2005 7:36 PM | Link to comment

U know what Kenny, it would have been hilarious if you have posted an AUDIO blog of your "Virgin Mary" request :P

Can't imagine how it'll sound like if you had asked her for a "Quick Fuck" instead. LOL!

Posted by: Ashley at 15 October 2005 7:58 PM | Link to comment

Btw, all those years of flying in and out of Malaysia, and I didn't even know that you can order cocktail on MAS flights!
I thought they only have the normal alcohol stuff :(

Posted by: Ashley at 15 October 2005 8:02 PM | Link to comment

U dun tell her u are from Malaysia.
rofl

Posted by: frostier at 17 October 2005 3:32 PM | Link to comment

Haha, Kenny Sia, luckily you're taking MAS and not some other airlines or you would have really embarassed we, Malaysians. That just shows how much class you have.

Posted by: Lauren at 18 October 2005 1:13 AM | Link to comment

can u order cocktails on airplane?.. they charge normally right?

Posted by: noobflyer at 19 October 2005 12:21 PM | Link to comment

Sorry sir.... We don't serve Virgin Mary but we do serve Virgin Mari

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 22 October 2005 2:38 PM | Link to comment

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