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25 October 2005
Short Talk:
Happy birthday to minishorts, Finicky Feline and Joel Tan. How old are you guys now? 16?
These Boots Are Made For Walking
While in Perth, I discovered some pretty funky new tunes playing on Australian airwaves never heard before on Malaysian radio.
The guy on the right looks strangely like a younger version of Peter Tan.
One of them is The Black Eyed Peas' crude but catchy little tune called "My Humps". With creative lyrics like "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps. In the back and in the front", I doubt it'll ever make it past the Malaysian censors, unfortunately.
It's a nice song. But I still don't understand how anyone would actually go through all the trouble writing a bloody song dedicated to their tits and ass.
Another song I THOUGHT will never make it past the Malaysian censors is Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walking", a track off the Dukes of Hazzard's OST.
I don't know about you, but the first time I heard that song, I thought Jessica Simpson was singing "These BOOBS Are Made For Walking"
Wah, so power! I know her boobs are fake lah, but I sure as hell didn't know they're MADE FOR WALKING!
Sorry Jessica Simpson. Your boots are the last thing on my mind.
:: Posted by Kenny at 10:43 AM | Link | Facebook It
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83 Comments:
These Boots Are Made For Walking..
this song had been on the MTV and radio for quite some time..
well, she is hot!
Posted by: Jessie at 25 October 2005 10:52 AM | Link to comment
actually both songs have been playing on the radio for quite sometime. u made a lil mistake in this.
i personally find BEP new song, obscene and what a drastic drop in their taste of music!
Posted by: tralala at 25 October 2005 11:01 AM | Link to comment
hahahahaahahaha jessica looks like a tranvestite in that photo.. i hate her she's dumb... her initials Double D
Posted by: abathingfish at 25 October 2005 11:06 AM | Link to comment
eh you so outdated. those songs have been on the radio and on TV for quite some time.
Posted by: sharina at 25 October 2005 11:11 AM | Link to comment
That last picture may be funny, but it's very degrading to women.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 25 October 2005 11:17 AM | Link to comment
The BEP song have been playing for long time now, dood! Where you been? Hehe.
Posted by: Avril at 25 October 2005 12:08 PM | Link to comment
Wow haha... Kenny.. Great programming skills. Maybe next time try programming something like Hulk Coconuts.. jk.
Posted by: victor at 25 October 2005 12:46 PM | Link to comment
nice walkin boobs!!
Posted by: chiet at 25 October 2005 12:51 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, you should seriously start listening to the radio and watch mtv more often. I hate anything that they play on radio and don't watch MTV and EVEN I know that it's already played here. Heehehe
Posted by: Jux at 25 October 2005 12:58 PM | Link to comment
Kenny probably hasn't heard the song because he's been busy travelling to bring you such great posts as the one where he almost humped and humped and humped in Shanghai for your exclusive entertainment. So we'll give him a break on this, OK? After all, imagine the diseases he could have contracted! He could have come back with a Shanghainese accent, for Mao's sake!
In the interests of keeping things equal, maybe Kenny should make his next two posts involve pictures of gut-bucket men in swim trunks and animated walking nut-sacks (preferably his own, we demand to see The Coconuts), so we can accuse Kenny of being degrading to men for a change.
Posted by: Kurt at 25 October 2005 1:01 PM | Link to comment
That picture of Jessica Simpson's boobs walking just totally cracked me up!
Anonymous at 11.17am: I'm a woman (last time I checked) and I didn't find the picture degrading at all.
Posted by: Karen at 25 October 2005 1:04 PM | Link to comment
I heard both songs over radio and seen them on Astro as well. You must have missed them, or rarely turn on the radio/tv. :D
Posted by: Ray at 25 October 2005 1:21 PM | Link to comment
Surprised you haven't heard of the Black Eyed Peas before. They've been around for years.
I haven't heard Jessica's version of 'These boots are made for walking' yet. I remember the Nancy Sinatra version though. (I'm old).
Posted by: Dabido (Teflon) at 25 October 2005 1:34 PM | Link to comment
Haha .. MCHKNN ... funny shit
Posted by: Inevitable at 25 October 2005 1:39 PM | Link to comment
if her boobs are made for walking, what about her legs???!!!
Posted by: snn at 25 October 2005 1:43 PM | Link to comment
if her boobs are made for walking, what about her legs???!!!
Posted by: snn at 25 October 2005 1:44 PM | Link to comment
if her boobs are made for walking, what about her legs???!!!
Posted by: snn at 25 October 2005 1:45 PM | Link to comment
err...sorry for that. my keyboard rosak sikit. sorry sorry, so embarrassed...
Posted by: snn at 25 October 2005 1:46 PM | Link to comment
i agree with you on that My Humps... however, not only did this song played on the radio, it's oso in channel V or MTV ...i just watched it yesteday nite when i couldn't sleep...sexy video clip !
Posted by: zen at 25 October 2005 3:05 PM | Link to comment
Nowadays, if the songs aren't labeled love song, they are labeled as crazy weird pop.
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 25 October 2005 3:12 PM | Link to comment
Kenny!! U did it again.. hahahahha...Yeah.. My humps is a nice song.. HAHHA.. Msia dun hav meh?? Or u never update? Anyway, the Jessica Simpson tits walking pic really crack me up.. hahaha...
Posted by: Ling at 25 October 2005 3:28 PM | Link to comment
looks more like running to me
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 25 October 2005 3:46 PM | Link to comment
hahaha, nice post lah... :) i guess you are having a good time... :)
Posted by: ramesh at 25 October 2005 3:58 PM | Link to comment
Ha, ha, ha... :D Boobs made for walking. That's very funny!
Posted by: Michael Chua at 25 October 2005 4:10 PM | Link to comment
Jessica Simpson is guilty of ruining a classic! :P
Posted by: Alynna at 25 October 2005 5:16 PM | Link to comment
tis is real corny lah...
haha
Posted by: Wei De at 25 October 2005 5:22 PM | Link to comment
lol!
Posted by: waiwah at 25 October 2005 5:28 PM | Link to comment
Some songs do slip past the censors because they don't properly understand what the hell is being sung about.
This one will probably get canned tho.
Right now I'm loving the gold digger song tho.
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 25 October 2005 5:34 PM | Link to comment
haha! most of black eyed peas' songs have no sense of meaning whatsoever. it's mainly just fun with words. and My Humps has been on radio for quite sometime now. Not sure about your side of Malaysia though...
Posted by: luzzio at 25 October 2005 5:37 PM | Link to comment
MuaHAHahahhAHahhaaaa....damn chat funny man...u should write more funny blogs man...A BIG TWO BOOBS ooppsss i mean THUMBS for u man! *SALUTE*
Posted by: KennySiaFanaticFan at 25 October 2005 5:55 PM | Link to comment
"this boots are made for walking" is aired over Malaysian radio, ya ... i think if it shd be censored, it shd be bcoz she ruined it, not bcoz of the boobs thing!!! most of the time, she just sound like she is breathing into the mic. Damn, she totally suck at her version of "angels" now she had to ruin a classic!!! urgh!!
Posted by: Peggy at 25 October 2005 6:00 PM | Link to comment
wah, your photoshop super keng ah. coooL!!!
Posted by: sarah at 25 October 2005 6:06 PM | Link to comment
nice photoshop skillS! haha.. but both songs have received quite alot of airplay in msia..on radio.. and even on tv.. this boots are made for walking's music video has jessica in a tiny little bikini.. u probably just missed them :)
Posted by: doinkish at 25 October 2005 6:31 PM | Link to comment
you should listen to the Malaysian radio sometime.
Posted by: myc at 25 October 2005 6:46 PM | Link to comment
I should be offended because you are such a sexist but HAHAHA ... those jogging boobs are SO FUNNY. You are one clever critter, aren't you? Because you are SO Clever, I am linking you to my blog... errr, you're welcome.
Posted by: anak merdeka at 25 October 2005 7:51 PM | Link to comment
Oldie but a goldie. Think I first heard that song (Boots are made for walking), from Full Metal Jacket. Another thing I doubt would have made its way past them censors.
Posted by: Unladen Swallow at 25 October 2005 8:03 PM | Link to comment
Er..Kenny... Both songs play frequently in Malaysia...only the censors make the song sound irritating instead of catchy...both of them
Posted by: Mke at 25 October 2005 8:26 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
I'd like to introduce you to a song called Ass n' Titties by DJ Assault.
Now, that's a song that will never get pass Malaysian censors.
Posted by: Hsin at 25 October 2005 8:56 PM | Link to comment
Haha I love the last picture.
I find that some singers mumble their lyrics.
Posted by: raining-noodles at 25 October 2005 9:07 PM | Link to comment
Kenny - I saw (and heard) that song These Boots Are Made For Walking in KL, so THAT made it past the censors.
Posted by: synical at 25 October 2005 10:19 PM | Link to comment
hey kenny, my cousin [www.milvoon.blogspot.com] once told me that the girly frm black eye peas is the lead singer from Wild Orchid! hiak! amazing wiht her 72 change!
Posted by: vss3t at 25 October 2005 10:46 PM | Link to comment
im feeling the pain for her right now. like ouch?
Posted by: ange at 25 October 2005 10:46 PM | Link to comment
the coolest thing about aussie radio has got to be the way they inform motorists of potential speedtraps.
Posted by: virgin_undergrad at 25 October 2005 11:03 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA...the last pic is GOLD!
Posted by: ccoww at 25 October 2005 11:45 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA...the last pic is GOLD!
(my first ever comment here)
Posted by: ccoww at 25 October 2005 11:46 PM | Link to comment
How do u know her boobs r fake? Do u know how to judge by a pic if the breasts r real/fake?
Posted by: MJ at 26 October 2005 12:27 AM | Link to comment
My Humps is a pretty old song already! But the walking boobs are so cool. Wahaha!
Posted by: i.Lix at 26 October 2005 12:29 AM | Link to comment
i ve seen jessica simpson and her hubby reality tv show.. the newly wed.. OMG, she is such a dumb blonde. =)
Posted by: Cynthia at 26 October 2005 12:48 AM | Link to comment
MJ: Apparently if boobs have a space between them, they're fake. Real boobs, supposedly, lie directly next to each other with no gap in between. This is hearsay, I don't know true or not.
Posted by: Karen at 26 October 2005 12:49 AM | Link to comment
LOL - that animation was funny. I'll never be able to look at Jess Simpson without thinking about that again!!! lol.
Posted by: Nadia at 26 October 2005 1:28 AM | Link to comment
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com
guess u could check out this website and see what fake boobs look like :)
Posted by: mona at 26 October 2005 1:35 AM | Link to comment
Saw Jessica Simpson's video on MTV before...
It's such a fitting song for her -> Bimbotic! ;P
I don't think she's hot anyway, typical blond looks, nothing classy or unique. And I can't stand airheads who can't sing to save their lives! >.Saw Jessica Simpson's video on MTV before...
It's such a fitting song for her -> Bimbotic! ;P
I don't think she's hot anyway, typical blond looks, nothing classy or unique. And I can't stand airheads who can't sing to save their lives! >.
Posted by: *M* at 26 October 2005 2:19 AM | Link to comment
the coolest thing about aussie radio has got to be the way they inform motorists of potential speedtraps.
Posted by: virgin_undergrad at October 25, 2005 11:03 PM
The difference with Malaysian traffic police is that... here, they WANT to catch you and "saman" you (you know what I mean ;P), whereas the purpose of warnings to the Aussie public about speed traps is to try to prevent them from actually happening and lower the possibility of accidents...
Talk about difference in mentality mannnn...
Posted by: Jaime at 26 October 2005 2:30 AM | Link to comment
O.M.G
my eyes are traumatised by u,
my ears by ting...
Posted by: sassyjan at 26 October 2005 3:06 AM | Link to comment
lol! i can never look at jessica the same way again!
Posted by: nadnut at 26 October 2005 1:44 PM | Link to comment
lol! i can never look at jessica the same way again!
Posted by: nadnut at 26 October 2005 1:45 PM | Link to comment
I initially thought that it was "BOOBS" too! Anyway that photo was hilarious!
Posted by: todaealas at 26 October 2005 2:12 PM | Link to comment
"The guy on the right looks strangely like a younger version of Peter Tan."
I wish.... Love their songs.
Posted by: Peter at 26 October 2005 2:19 PM | Link to comment
you're a funny ass!!!
Posted by: mungyo at 26 October 2005 8:28 PM | Link to comment
bwahaha omg so hilarious~!
Posted by: san at 26 October 2005 9:31 PM | Link to comment
Gotta love government censorship
Posted by: shoelover at 28 October 2005 10:42 PM | Link to comment
mi gosh, i think the radio here has nothing much to play coz in the 8 hours of work i can hear My Humps 3 times and "Don't you wish ur gf was hot like me" 4 times and Ben Lee's song , and SHannon Noll's SHINE played over and over.. EvERYDAY@!!!..ARGH!!
Posted by: Wendy W at 30 October 2005 8:47 AM | Link to comment
omg i saved the jess simpson boobs thang and added it 2 my emtions! LOL
Posted by: Alyssa at 11 November 2005 4:40 PM | Link to comment
fuk im bored fukin hell im soooooooooooo mofo'in bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
comon sum1 get fuk in this gay place of a world!
hehe lol (:
Posted by: Alyssa at 11 November 2005 4:43 PM | Link to comment
Hi I hate Jessica Simpson she is so stupid!! I really really LOATHE her for destroying 'Angel's by Robbie Williams - I love that song but shes hacked it apart with a particularly blunt knife! Why on earth did Robbiegive her the rights to cover that song?!!!
I really hate that Pussycat Dolls song Dont Cha. It is just so awful. And it plays over and over and over and over ...
The BEP song ... well I have to admit it is catchy but I agree that it is crude ... I couldnt help but cringe when I heard it! Where on earth do they come up with such crap lyrics??!!!
Posted by: Marie at 18 November 2005 1:54 AM | Link to comment
Hola, bueno soy una chica Española asi que no entiendo la mitad de lo que dicen en esta pagina. Solo quiero decir que me gusta Jessica Simpson aunque aqui en España no se ve nunca.
Posted by: Noelia at 21 November 2005 1:30 AM | Link to comment
Hah hah... very interesting boobs..I want some
Posted by: Fast Cash at 29 November 2005 3:18 PM | Link to comment
hola como estais todos
Posted by: cristian at 22 December 2005 1:12 AM | Link to comment
hey jessica's boots song is a remake of an old song la :)
Posted by: bernn at 17 January 2006 2:12 AM | Link to comment
I WANNA STICK MY TOUNGE IN HER PUSSY AND UP HER ASS!
Posted by: WADE at 13 February 2006 4:32 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAH HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO LAUGH YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
SO JAHAT MEAN BUT FUNNY!!!
Posted by: Izzati at 13 February 2006 5:08 PM | Link to comment
that pic is hell funny lol some more stuff on thats funny and so not degrading if you got some and ur showing it then ur bound to get shit for it so grls if yah got it like me (C CUP) then dont show it off if you dont wanna get shit dont wear a mini skirt if you dont want to be classified a skank!!!!! love yah jessica ps.that is some funny shiet man
Posted by: jessica at 06 March 2006 8:43 PM | Link to comment
these boobs r meant 4 sucking. thats jus wud they do. some of these days her boobs are gonna go all over u..
Posted by: kevin at 26 March 2006 6:01 PM | Link to comment
tits r made for running
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2006 4:20 PM | Link to comment
tits r made for running
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 30 May 2006 4:20 PM | Link to comment
Those Boobs are made for wanking!
Posted by: anon at 06 July 2006 5:52 PM | Link to comment
those boobs are real lah ! just look at those assets bounce all over the place in duke hazzars !
The only reason to watch the movie is her boobs ..
so be reasonable man !
woo hoo !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 13 July 2006 12:12 PM | Link to comment
well...my humps by bep has been famous here in malaysia. fortunately, it wsn't cencored or what..malaysians are just so lame..agree?
Posted by: m.freakk at 08 October 2006 10:16 AM | Link to comment
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Posted by: Titus Bayer at 13 November 2006 4:40 AM | Link to comment
you are soo mean!!
Posted by: Emma at 02 December 2006 12:24 PM | Link to comment
her boobs look disgustingly mutated... but she's hot
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 09 March 2007 2:24 AM | Link to comment
char kuey teow!! mai hum, mai hum mai hum mai hum..
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