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02 October 2005
Short Talk:
At that moment, it felt as if he was standing next to me. I can feel his warmth. I can visualise him smiling at me proudly.
Living In Denial
Somewhere in the quaint small town of Saratok...
Tau Keh Nio: Darlinggggggggggggg
Tau Keh: Whatttttttttttttttt
Tau Keh Nio: I got something to tell you.
Tau Keh: What is it, my dear?
Tau Keh Nio: My birthday is coming soon, right?
Tau Keh: Yeahhhh.
Tau Keh Nio: You really really love me a lot, right?
Tau Keh: Yeahhhh.
Tau Keh Nio: That means you should do whatever you can to make me happy, right?
Tau Keh: Errr.... yeahhhh?
Tau Keh Nio: Ok. :) I want to open a restaurant.
Tau Keh: Har?
Tau Keh Nio: Not just any restaurant. I want to open a big big 5-star restaurant.
Tau Keh: Lao puo, what cock you talking?
Tau Keh Nio: I want to open a luxurious restaurant. I want Chow Yun Fatt to do the opening ceremony. And then I want to invite Brad Pitt for dinner, Angelina Jolie as MC, and Gwen Stefani to sing on stage.
Oh ya I also want Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to have their wedding here. And I want Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher to come here for honeymoon too.
Tau Keh: Siao. What the hell are you smoking, woman? Excuse me miss but we live in Saratok, not New York. We're 5 hours away from the nearest international airport and most residents here wouldn't even spend the kind of money to eat in a 1-star restaurant let alone a 5-star one. Who the hell goes to a 5-star restaurant in the middle of nowhere anyway?
Tau Keh Nio: You don't want to help me achieve my dream is it? :(
Tau Keh: No lah. But at least be realistic with your dreams darling? What freaking luxurious restaurant? Please lah. We only have enough money to start a small kedai runcit (convenience shop) ok?
Tau Keh Nio: YOU AND YOUR KEDAI RUNCIT AGAIN! I'm SO sick and tired of hearing your stupid kedai runcit ok!? Everything is always about YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU! What about ME? I married you for 5 years and I gave you everything! See I gave you Ah Boy and Ah Girl, have dinner ready everytime you come home the palm oil estate and ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS YOURSELF?! I sacrifice a lot for you already ok!? I always think of you first. WHAT ABOUT MY GOALS?
Tau Keh: But a restaurant is really.... aiya lao puo don't like that. Come here I give you hug hug. Relax relax lah.
Tau Keh Nio: RELAX?! WHAT RELAX?! ONLY MY MASSEUSE CAN TELL ME TO RELAX! YOU SELFISH BASTARD I HATE YOU! SAY YOU LOVE ME BUT NEVER LISTEN TO ME. EVERYTIME ALSO LIKE THAT ONE!!!
Tau Keh: Tsk. Say how many times we only have enough money to start a small convenience shop onlyyyyy.
Tau Keh Nio: I DON'T CARE. I SAY I WANT LUXURIOUS RESTAURANT MEANS I WANT LUXURIOUS RESTAURANT.
Tau Keh: Aiya darling... how can...? Aiii... ok lah ok lah, I give you your restaurant lah. *sigh*
Tau Keh Nio: Cheebye husband.
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125 Comments:
Hahaha that got me man!!
Posted by: WeI-JaN at 02 October 2005 12:11 AM | Link to comment
hahahaha that's hilarious! looks like a kedai runcit to me
Posted by: Just surfin by at 02 October 2005 12:14 AM | Link to comment
Walau .... restaurant and turned out to be a groccery shop ? >_Walau .... restaurant and turned out to be a groccery shop ? >_
Posted by: peanuts at 02 October 2005 12:14 AM | Link to comment
hahaha
sad case
Posted by: mr cool at 02 October 2005 12:19 AM | Link to comment
nice speculation... could so be true -_-
the signboard maker strikes again....
Posted by: :) at 02 October 2005 12:21 AM | Link to comment
eh? no one goes, 1st, 2nd 3rd liao arh? :p
Nice one kenny.
though I dun understand some parts..
:(
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 02 October 2005 12:25 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: desperate addict at 02 October 2005 12:28 AM | Link to comment
Good one, you made me laugh for the first time today.
Posted by: lordofstones at 02 October 2005 12:50 AM | Link to comment
what the heck...LOL luxurious retaurant, and "chap hoi tiam"..
Posted by: cynthia at 02 October 2005 12:55 AM | Link to comment
Hahahahahahahahaha...
Good one!
Posted by: eve at 02 October 2005 1:05 AM | Link to comment
Holy crap!!!!
ahahahahah ah ah ahahahaha ahhhahahahahah hahahah haha aahah hahahahahahahhaahahhahahaha!!!
Posted by: megalomaniac at 02 October 2005 1:05 AM | Link to comment
ROFL!!!
when i read this entry at first i was like...harhhh?????
and the last picturee.....just explains it all..
mien kenny ur good! hahaha
Posted by: reenz at 02 October 2005 1:11 AM | Link to comment
The poor husband. LoL. This is a gd one!
Posted by: Aliciagal at 02 October 2005 1:31 AM | Link to comment
Oyyyy Kenny! You must right; make me pissed in my frilly panties! Boey tahan man. 1:44am and I am laughing like hyena until my hubby also wake up. Story so funny must tell friends
Posted by: nebulaenova at 02 October 2005 1:33 AM | Link to comment
hahahah! Sui Kenny! This rocks
Posted by: Jiaxuannn at 02 October 2005 1:43 AM | Link to comment
no one else can beat your sense of humour kenny=)
Posted by: jaci at 02 October 2005 1:48 AM | Link to comment
Hehe, the tauke is quite kuai lan.
the boss wife also know how to demand.
next time when you get married,
make sure you know your wife very well.
Posted by: Kedai Runcit Kenny Sia is romantic at 02 October 2005 1:50 AM | Link to comment
LOL. I was wondering where u were going. =)
Posted by: gracie at 02 October 2005 1:51 AM | Link to comment
ROFL...
Posted by: Colin at 02 October 2005 1:55 AM | Link to comment
dude. ur way cool man.
Posted by: arshad at 02 October 2005 1:55 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAS! nice!
Posted by: meibin at 02 October 2005 2:05 AM | Link to comment
Lol...it's really been a while since I went to Saratok...wonder how it is now... :P
Posted by: ShadowJr at 02 October 2005 2:27 AM | Link to comment
I have to say, that was hilarious.Haha.
Posted by: Mr Lee at 02 October 2005 3:03 AM | Link to comment
Good post, man! Fcukin' hilarious!!!
Nearly pissed myself...
pei lei czar thou (er, the translation to eng sounds hentai, so malay la: kamu buat saya terpegang? XD)
Posted by: gN at 02 October 2005 5:24 AM | Link to comment
hahaha, nice one lah :)
Posted by: ramesh at 02 October 2005 9:23 AM | Link to comment
shit kenny!!
hahahahahaha havent eat my breakfast n u made me laugh like hell!!!luckily my parents are not at home if not they sure think im crazy again!!everyday luaghing in front of the screen!!! u rockss man!!
Posted by: may at 02 October 2005 10:36 AM | Link to comment
hohoho! ((: wtf?
Posted by: regine at 02 October 2005 11:03 AM | Link to comment
hahahaha
Posted by: chris at 02 October 2005 11:22 AM | Link to comment
Bravo. It's funny. Haha. light up my much hated sunday! haha
Posted by: WInn at 02 October 2005 11:32 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: missloudhailer at 02 October 2005 11:55 AM | Link to comment
ROFL!
Posted by: marina at 02 October 2005 12:01 PM | Link to comment
wahahahaha. hey kenny, my friend said the 'pizza' in saratok is good. i duno if he meant by the real pizza, de ones u haf in pizza hut.
Posted by: Alex at 02 October 2005 12:02 PM | Link to comment
freaking hilarious!
lurve ya blog!
Posted by: lydia at 02 October 2005 12:22 PM | Link to comment
hahaha.... this is wat I call the usual dose of Kenny medication for his fans.... Good one!
Posted by: butterspot at 02 October 2005 12:48 PM | Link to comment
Oh my God, this is the best joke EVER! I laughed and laughed so hard ...! Well done Kenny! You simply are the best!
Posted by: greenapple at 02 October 2005 12:49 PM | Link to comment
that is hilarious hahahahaha
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 October 2005 12:49 PM | Link to comment
i wanted to go BWAHAHA like the rest but I decided to settle on something less common:
Cute entry!
Posted by: raining-noodles at 02 October 2005 12:52 PM | Link to comment
Lol. Nice "miscommunication".
Posted by: Ra at 02 October 2005 12:56 PM | Link to comment
hahahah... that's hillarious man... that is one of the many reason that I kept your URL bookmarked... thumbs up man!!!
Posted by: FindingMe at 02 October 2005 12:59 PM | Link to comment
lol
tok cock king @ his best again
Posted by: waiwah at 02 October 2005 1:04 PM | Link to comment
WAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! That one was damn hilarious man! Keep it up!!! We want more kenny!
Funny Kenny!!
wahahhahaa
Posted by: jam at 02 October 2005 1:16 PM | Link to comment
two thumbs up man!
hilarious.
Posted by: bwyan at 02 October 2005 1:23 PM | Link to comment
Did you make up the story? or the taukeh told you the story?ROFL
Posted by: "alex" at 02 October 2005 1:46 PM | Link to comment
Thank you for bringing yet somemore laughter into my life.
As usual, your posts are funny =)
Continue blogging, yah.
Posted by: Grateful at 02 October 2005 1:52 PM | Link to comment
finally, you're back to your usual self.
good post. more of these and the kenny-haters will even be kenny-lovers in the end.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 October 2005 2:09 PM | Link to comment
Love the small talk.
Posted by: Princess Poo Poo at 02 October 2005 2:19 PM | Link to comment
hahaha that's amazingly funny.
I think I treat my boyfriend like that too... yikes.
Posted by: Carmen at 02 October 2005 2:36 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHa! u'r god damn hilarious
Posted by: yusz at 02 October 2005 3:09 PM | Link to comment
Haha..that got me! Its so goddamn 'luxurious'..
Posted by: vic at 02 October 2005 3:32 PM | Link to comment
so fucking hilarious.....
Posted by: lin at 02 October 2005 4:12 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHHAHA.... is funny to read this... the opposite restaurant is my high school... i knw the actual story(since i was studying in saratok)... i knw the actual story.. but i prefer urs....lol..(kekkeke)
Posted by: uwastudent at 02 October 2005 4:48 PM | Link to comment
Hilarious man... Where on earth do you come up with all these? Haha...
Posted by: annabella at 02 October 2005 4:50 PM | Link to comment
Holy COCONUT!!!!!!
Haahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahh so fun!!!! XD
Coconut on, Kenny!!!! ^_~ XD
Posted by: Mich at 02 October 2005 5:06 PM | Link to comment
very funny dude. Luxurious Restaurant selling groceries? Those guy in Saratok must've bored to death so they do what's different from the known world. Trying to be 8tv
Posted by: siggplus at 02 October 2005 5:08 PM | Link to comment
Siao Lang. This is dam funny man. My head nearly drop off kekekeke away.
Posted by: Bugs Tan at 02 October 2005 5:30 PM | Link to comment
The Kenny...
Is BAAAAAACCCKKK!
Posted by: Suertes at 02 October 2005 5:52 PM | Link to comment
MCH. Ha ha ha ha!!
Posted by: Gina at 02 October 2005 6:00 PM | Link to comment
LOL.
Posted by: Kit Fan at 02 October 2005 6:55 PM | Link to comment
bravo kenny!! funny as hell!!
Posted by: amused singaporean at 02 October 2005 7:02 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, this is a good one.... LOL
I really love this post.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 October 2005 7:51 PM | Link to comment
uwastudent, I'm curious about the actual story. Why on earth is a kedai runcit in Saratok called a 'Luxurious Restaurant'? At first I thought it could have been a mistranslation of the Chinese name.
Posted by: kennysia at 02 October 2005 8:01 PM | Link to comment
Hilarious!
Wow the chickens in Saratok are fat (meaning well-bred)! :)
Posted by: Jac at 02 October 2005 8:08 PM | Link to comment
LOL!!
Nice one dude!
Posted by: Yeh at 02 October 2005 8:51 PM | Link to comment
That was one good hilarious story man. A nice take-off with a good landing. ROFL.
Posted by: Amizain at 02 October 2005 9:32 PM | Link to comment
thats one hell of a good stuff man!hee hee hee..luckily you didnt end it with CHOW CHEEBYE!!!HO HO HO!! probably the Tau keh nio bedtime kung fu not good enough to make his hubby listen to her...
Posted by: lolanto at 02 October 2005 9:32 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, you're good .. maybe you can attempt a satirical novel some day when you got tired of blogging. At least it pays (only if it sells ..haha) and no one can accuse you of seeking cheap fame (because by then your fame will no longer be cheap, but only if it sells..)
Keep it up, you're doing alright and bringing a smile on some faces. And, good luck!
Posted by: anakmerdeka at 02 October 2005 9:45 PM | Link to comment
hahahahahaaha cheebye husband
Posted by: abathingfish at 02 October 2005 9:46 PM | Link to comment
Nice to see the photos. Kenny, please post more photo :)
Posted by: jlchannel at 02 October 2005 9:47 PM | Link to comment
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by: ChowFC at 02 October 2005 10:59 PM | Link to comment
u are so funny ^^
Posted by: LOL at 02 October 2005 11:05 PM | Link to comment
My god.. such an elaborated entry to dedicate to 1 picture!
Posted by: JY at 02 October 2005 11:07 PM | Link to comment
LOL.
Posted by: non-seditious singaporean at 02 October 2005 11:33 PM | Link to comment
As amusing as always, Kenny.
Posted by: Liz at 03 October 2005 12:19 AM | Link to comment
Hahaha... ROTFL
At least they are both happy. Got kedai runcit and the 5-star restaurant; 2 in 1.
Posted by: Jacky at 03 October 2005 12:24 AM | Link to comment
Lmao... this was very funny & surprising. ^.^
Posted by: Deb at 03 October 2005 12:26 AM | Link to comment
Hey Dude, it's in Saratok..should have words like Chi"P"ai, tiau ah, Ko mo chiet, Tiau nay meh,choy...
Posted by: e at 03 October 2005 12:33 AM | Link to comment
kenny.... u can be stand up comedian lar.... really crack me up
Posted by: motaku at 03 October 2005 1:21 AM | Link to comment
Very hilarious and quite creative!
Posted by: random surf at 03 October 2005 5:22 AM | Link to comment
that was LUXURIOUS!!!
Posted by: wuching at 03 October 2005 8:04 AM | Link to comment
what a ghetto slum.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 October 2005 9:07 AM | Link to comment
LOL. Anonymous thinks that those english belongs to a ghetto. LOL. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
Posted by: kit fan at 03 October 2005 9:52 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHA...this entry rocks dude!! it really got me...
Posted by: ddkwh at 03 October 2005 11:17 AM | Link to comment
One word mon kapitan. FUCKARAMA!!!
Posted by: Blitz at 03 October 2005 11:39 AM | Link to comment
i love you Kennnyyyyy!!
Posted by: Avril at 03 October 2005 11:43 AM | Link to comment
Damn hillarious sia....
Posted by: T | N Y at 03 October 2005 12:19 PM | Link to comment
wahahaha! dem fat Saratok chicks! oey, 1 ekor for RM11 is expensive leh? sure anot?
Posted by: totoro at 03 October 2005 1:03 PM | Link to comment
Best read I've had in ages! Thanks. =)
Posted by: sarah! at 03 October 2005 2:54 PM | Link to comment
He gets his way, she gets her way..well, almost..
Posted by: Michelle at 03 October 2005 3:48 PM | Link to comment
Damnit man - you could write a comedy screenplay with that language! Ever considered that?
Posted by: McGarmott at 03 October 2005 4:25 PM | Link to comment
aiyooooo........sudah salah teruk teruk >aiyooooo........sudah salah teruk teruk >
Posted by: hankyo at 03 October 2005 5:07 PM | Link to comment
LOL Kenny I had no idea the script was going to end this way. Good on you!
Posted by: mick at 03 October 2005 6:31 PM | Link to comment
kenny, u rocks!
Posted by: vss3t at 03 October 2005 6:47 PM | Link to comment
About time you learned the meaning of self-denial. Guess you saw yourself in the mirror this morning.
Posted by: nick at 03 October 2005 7:57 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHA rofl...
but how come it's a grocery shop ??
Posted by: swee at 03 October 2005 9:32 PM | Link to comment
heh... gender sterotyping... the woman is the one that goes into unreasonable emotional fits while the man is the confused (I don't understand women, period) rational thinking (twisting logic) breadwinner.
Posted by: Jean at 03 October 2005 9:36 PM | Link to comment
What is with these "cute signs" that you and mr brown have been doing lately.
Posted by: JD at 03 October 2005 10:44 PM | Link to comment
Hahahahaha. I like the part those goes "RELAX?! WHAT RELAX?! ONLY MY MASSEUSE CAN TELL ME TO RELAX!". Best!
Posted by: merf at 03 October 2005 10:49 PM | Link to comment
merf, actually I copied that line from xiaxue without giving her credit for it. heh heh.
Posted by: kennysia at 03 October 2005 11:07 PM | Link to comment
lol. this ought to go into your best post list
Posted by: kimberlycun at 04 October 2005 12:16 AM | Link to comment
ROTFL
good one there~
till~!!!
Posted by: afoi at 04 October 2005 12:33 AM | Link to comment
Ha, ha, ha... :D Very funny! We all need to lower our expectations of our partners if we want to avoid getting disappointed, don't we?
Posted by: Michael Chua at 04 October 2005 5:21 PM | Link to comment
i was in bad mood today because of my fever .. when i read this .. it made me grin and laugh after a while ... thanks kenny
Posted by: airiz at 04 October 2005 5:23 PM | Link to comment
hahaha.. you have weird names for shops in malaysia...
Posted by: manda at 04 October 2005 5:28 PM | Link to comment
lol, this just reminds me of the series 'I LOVE LUCY'.
No matter what, guys are the supreme power after all.. sad to us, gals lor..
*weep*
Posted by: Claire at 05 October 2005 2:56 AM | Link to comment
AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa
Posted by: Elias at 05 October 2005 5:41 AM | Link to comment
you are so creative and funny you made my morning. thank you !
Posted by: dD at 05 October 2005 5:45 AM | Link to comment
HAHA nice one. luxurious restaurant indeed. what are joke!
Posted by: aL at 05 October 2005 9:50 PM | Link to comment
Yeah!! A convenience shop namely luxuries restaurant?? Cool man!! Geng ah.... hahaha....
Posted by: Vincent at 05 October 2005 11:51 PM | Link to comment
LOL ... WTF!
Posted by: sp at 06 October 2005 1:26 AM | Link to comment
oh man ..this is fucking good ! ...hillarious as ever ! Its been quite some time never read such a funny blog from u ! Man ! U r da man !
Posted by: Zach at 06 October 2005 2:47 PM | Link to comment
What makes this so darn funny is that THIS IS SO TRUE!
Posted by: chubpinki at 06 October 2005 5:29 PM | Link to comment
That was funny shyt man...hahaha. Men..
Posted by: Katrina at 08 October 2005 12:23 AM | Link to comment
Man you got me! >XD
Posted by: Luke at 11 October 2005 8:13 PM | Link to comment
Wow.. At first..could not get what you meant..
but when i saw the picture of the store...Was
laughing like anything...
Wonderful imagination ...Good Keep it up...
Posted by: Rajesh at 11 October 2005 11:54 PM | Link to comment
Okay. That was a good one...
Posted by: Laynie at 24 October 2005 9:39 AM | Link to comment
hahaha kenny. u so sai de. xPPPPP
*laugh till pengz*
Posted by: Mao at 03 November 2005 11:37 PM | Link to comment
ghahahaha... nice 1 though... good for a laugh :D
Posted by: steven at 04 November 2005 12:57 AM | Link to comment
Haha...Very funny!
Posted by: S.Y at 09 November 2005 10:30 AM | Link to comment
thats what i call.. suami sayang bini.. hahahahaah
Posted by: farah at 24 November 2005 2:42 PM | Link to comment
damn it.. ahak
Posted by: soo at 15 December 2005 12:48 AM | Link to comment
ZHA DOU..
Posted by: yuzuyu at 06 February 2006 1:26 AM | Link to comment
wtf..
hahahahaha...
Posted by: nairino at 07 February 2006 7:14 PM | Link to comment
OMG . ..
that is like s funny dude !
i didnt know there is a restaurant that sell all those household items at the side man !
Must be to supplement monthly income lah !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 12 July 2006 2:32 PM | Link to comment
hahahahah really funny and good imagination for the story, actually at the beginning is a coffee shop but after few yrs, caused biz not good then straight away tune it to kedai runcit without changing signboard. Beside that, another fact will make u guys laugh is that the owner use the same signboard "luxurious restaurant" to open karaoke biz at 1st floor. hahahha....
Posted by: SaratokFolk at 17 August 2006 4:24 PM | Link to comment
The moral of the lesson is don't spoil your wife too much...Haha
Posted by: Shirley at 04 February 2007 12:30 AM | Link to comment
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