hahaha ... good one ... dun tell me you have not EVER SQUATTED OVER A TOILET BOWL B4 ////

kewl

DBKU should send ppl to the toilet uni in singapore for some re-educate the ppl LOL

maybe kenny should have that quote stuff - like the previous post for the matrix, see what creative slogan people can come up with from the toilet user manual picture. would love to have it in my website so that i can let the whole school quote my lecturers.

i think hext time they

Seriously, it made men from Kuching looked silly. But then again, this is very true. I'm refering to the poster. I'm working in the most prestigious shopping mall in Singapore, and I see footprints of the toilet bowl's seat all the time.

u should make a good toilet ambassador kenny! im laughing my ass off. this beats the toilet college thingy.

I remember there was a stupid sign at the swimming pool asking people not to swim in baju kurung.

I knew there were people squatted over the bowl, that's why I never shit on public toilet. But then hor... Kuching really got those sign huh? What a joke isn't it?

I laughed out loud at what were in the "Greet your toilet bowl" and "Entertain your toilet bowl" voice balloons! I totally did not expect that. Awfully creative, Kenny. :-) But how come the "Praise your toilet bowl" wordings are the same as the "Greet your toilet bowl" ones eh?

Since you are on the subject of toilet humor, here's some material on your obvious source of inspiration. Enjoy!

XX came home from school one day and said to her mom, 'I can count faster then all the kids in my primary six class, do you think it is because I am smart?'
Mother: 'Of couse it is, dear.'
The next day, XX said, 'I can say the alphabet faster then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am smart?'
Mother: 'Of course it is dear!'
The next day XX came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ''I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am smart?'
MOther: 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old.'

XX was headed to KL. She got on the plane and sat down in business class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for economy and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but XX replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in business class."
The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.
Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"
The flight attendent replied, "I told her that business class doesn't stop in KL."

XX was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a police.
The police walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
XX said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The police looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

Q: Why can't XX dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Q: How do you drown XX?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a toilet bowl.

Q: Why did XX climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: How do you confuse XX?
A: You don't have to. She is born that way.

Q: What does XX and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: To XX, what is long and hard?
A: Primary Six.

...Who do you think you are? Kenny Sia?

Eh you also can stand far far like me?

it's in the Genes i tell you..thanks to our Sia ancestor

Singaporeans don't know how to pee in the toilets too. In my office there are always some buggers who refuse to always pee outside the toilet bowls :( we need such signs in our toilets too.

About not to squat over the toilet bowl, there's more than the reason of keeping the seat clean. I've read a news many years back about a guy who did that, slipped and lost his footing. The toilet bowl broke and thrust into his ass. Imagine the pain...

that's right, Singaporean can't do it properly too!
Once, a 'lao mu ji' (old chicken) in my office went around the office looking for a pair of shoes which matches the prints on a toilet seat...yes...even girls climb ontop of to do their business!!
And I tell u...I have a asst. GM who doesn't wash his hand after he pees!! DISGUSTING!!...

Wahah.. toiletting lesson? LOL

Good one! LOL! yeah dude...what's up with our people? They need Shitology or sumthin?!

Talk about toilet-rights, coz they're human too!

RoFl @ "...It is not as long as you think, alright? Who do you think you are? Kenny Sia?"

I like that line: " Seiously don't overestimate the length of your penis who do u think u are? Kenny sia?" sometimes after a hard day you really need some laughter to cheer u up. Thx kenny

HAHAHA! Yes, I love this!

"Who do you think you are? Kenny Sia?"

they have those signs in kuching?

The funny one i saw in kl is the one telling ppl to not throw rubbish in toilet bowl, flush toilet, yada yada. The pic they had asking ppl to flush was one where a person was looking into the bowl going,"eeeeee...submarine siape tu?

OMG, i expected that you will show the pics for the ladies also. OMG , im so disappointed. =( =P

lol. wtf.

ain't there's a toilet university in Singapore?

i'm a little worried, because comments in Kennysia.com becomes more and more like a platform for XX haters. do something, Kenny.

did you ever see toilet posters in S'pore? it's in a comic strip form added with a little humour. but seeing Kuching's way to teach toilet etiquette, i can see that it is somehow funnier. haha!

I wonder what the signs in the LADIES ROOM look like.... hehehehe

I'm curious as to what the other people in the toilet might have been thinking when they saw you with a camera taking pictures....

somehow the man in the illustration looks so much like you, it's uncanny.

haha...finger licking good!

childish

I now know how to use the toilet stuff properly. Thank you, Master Kenny.

LOL!!! this is soooooo funny!!!! :D

Hi Kenny. FYI Sibu had started a Sibu Toilet Council and plans are being made to celebrate World Toilet Day on 19 Nov. Maybe U can help to champion the case as well?? Dirty Toilet? Not Shit.. Its BIG BUSINESS!!

Cheers.. U can reach me for more details.. TQ

Hahaha! This is so funny! My mum thought I was nuts when I laughed to myself while reading this entry!

HILAROUS! You're da man Kenny. Always was, always will be! :)

You're not a Pink Idiot btw.

HAH ... Sarcasm at its best.

Way to go, Kenny!

Kenny, can I have real life demo? :)

really a funny one!

i'll remember to say hello to my toilet the next time i see it ;)

oi, no joke on NOT sitting on the toilet bowl. a friend of mine almost got his ass split in half when the damn thing shattered. he now has 28 scars on his ass to remind him of sitting proper everytime he shits. :o)

Koochee Koochee Kooo.....LOL! luv this! I'm a new comer and am sending your URL to many friends! :)

"Hello Mr/Ms Toilet Bowl!How was your day?Oh no,it stinks? Geez ... No shit ..."

Yes sir, I'll make it a point to greet my toilet bowls from now on. ;p

Please,not only in Kuching..do something about the public toilets in KL!i'm a student in one of the universities,and it really piss me off numerous times to see the toilet bowl with foot prints..If you can't sit,go to the squatting bowl next door lar!

Omg man... does Kenny Sia have any limit to his creativity?

I laughed my arse off on that one ;)

Eh why u top bloggers like to talk abt toilets?

cause its when they are shitting in the toilet then they have time to put on their thinking caps.aha

good one kenny! forwarded along this blog lol.

hahaha, nice one man :)

Actually, I think I've seen similar posters in Singapore before. And instead of people, they used cartoony pink hippos. Heh.

Do guys actually pee outside of the urinal? Like, I can imagine people actually squatting on the toilet bowl - but is it that hard to aim into a urinal??? lol

we all need re-educating in using toilets, it's the same everywhere..ppl can't use toilets properly

kenny: one word. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! *laughing like hyena*

nadia: pink hippos!! you kidding me? do we resemble pink hippos?mmm.. i think guys stand far away cos they're scared their birds get soiled by dirty urinals. instead, they pee on floor and soil the their toes.

I am so 'proud' to be from Malaysia. Wawasan 2020 is 15 years away, and still we are all acting like uncivilized barbarians from some jungle in Borneo. Destroying public phones, vandalizing toilets, the list goes on.....

u are funny. :)

Kennnnnyyyyyyyyy!

You are damn wuliao...and disgusting! :P ----> describing the sound of shit dropping into the toilet bowl

Bet you've been shitting a lot too with your detox diet ;)

U guys should see the toilet etiquette posters in the LRT station and KL Sentral toilets......bad english and illustrations...

sorry abt it kenny..gotta mention this. That guy in the poster just look like you :X uncanny resemblance lol~

That is hilarious!! Who would have though that bathroom discipline was such a top priority of the Kuching Government =) Nice blog!

i am.....SO SICK OF TOILETS

heh.

we used to have this sign on the female toilet in my college "no girlish boy allow". when the "girlish boys" go to guys toilet, the guys will tease them, when they are in girls toilet, girls will scream like hell. (common, they still have their bird down there, so they are still consider as guys, even if they dont "look" like guys anymore)

too bad, this is malaysia, no toilet built for ah kua!

Posted by: Nadia at November 1, 2005 04:48 AM
Do guys actually pee outside of the urinal? Like, I can imagine people actually squatting on the toilet bowl - but is it that hard to aim into a urinal??? lol

Yes, especially for the uncircumcised!! If the weapon is not handled properly, the jet may come out split or sideways!

Remember to wish for "world piss", today and everyday.

I hate it when ppl pang sai and squad on toilet bowls. then the sai splatter on the seat and the cover of the seat. I know a lot of ppl who does that, tryin to change a person now. but he keep sayin "i don't feel comfortable sitting.. i'll try"
LOL

lame funny thing youve got! some men are too full of themselves..

I thought i saw not really the same poster in singapore toilet as well...

i will try to check it out and share to everyone

eh why the clothes so ah beng ah lian 'KO TONG' one?? ahahahahaha like the OLD textbooks we have. and the toilets there so lasap.. use ur hands to lift the seats kok LoL and let ur arse sit on it kok.. aiyer............ ahahahahaha

Haha... This is damn funny! Laughed like mad...

Good one!

FYI commenters, these signboards were meant to educate (and re-educate) some idiots who never used the toilet bowl before. Well, u can forgive the rural folks who dont have the luxury of sitting bowl toilets. But then some town folks still have the "kampung" mentality and squat on top of the toilet bowl, which i find disgusting.

it's sick, but good..... really goood.....

freaken tru... some ppl just derno how to use the toilet D: sad

Who would actualy sit on a toilet bowl and touch it.

Guys who sell roti canai & use their hands to wash their assholes after shitting must not wear rings on their fingers or else some shit may get stuck to their rings and we'll be eating some shit together with the roti canai!
Personally I don't buy roti canai from a stall where the operator is wearing a ring.

i never knew out toilets had feelings leh...
but they must be really pissed off since they are always in a dirty state of mind !
woo hoo !

kenny,

i love you!!

:D

not bad.. i agreen ur opinion..

hahahaha........nice thing to share... coz rite now people do not really know how to use toilets propally...hahahaha....gud kenny...
make more effort

I red before an article with pics, a lady butt was cut deeply in hospital due to the toilet bowl broken while she was squatting on top of it. The bowl is made for you to sit on it and it can't stand the weight of a person on top. If you think it is dirty put tissue paper around and before use.