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04 October 2005
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Character Confusion
Am I the only one feeling this way?
I was watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the King on HBO when I realised how I cannot get used to Hugo Weaving as the elf lord Elrond.

I'd already gotten so used to Hugo Weaving playing Agent Smith in the Matrix trilogies that EVERYTIME I watch a movie with him in it, I'd automatically visualise his character in black suit and sunglasses.

But still, I like Agent Smith in the Matrix trilogies a lot more than I like Neo eventhough he's the protagonist. There's just something inexplicably cool about a guy in full-on business suit doing kung fu. You have to admit that his facial expression in the movie is simply priceless.
I had fun adding speech bubbles to his photos. Here's some.
Agent Smith "comparing notes".

Agent Smith rushing somewhere.

And my personal favourite...

:: Posted by Kenny at 1:22 AM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Thoughts & Musings'
81 Comments:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA.
man, the last one is the ultimate mouth spasm.
Posted by: tif at 04 October 2005 1:28 AM | Link to comment
2nd!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr Cool at 04 October 2005 1:48 AM | Link to comment
KNNCB...haha..oni u will come out wit that..hahaha
Posted by: chiet at 04 October 2005 1:53 AM | Link to comment
hhahahahah fuck that last one nearly killed me
Posted by: Lainie at 04 October 2005 1:55 AM | Link to comment
hehehe. funny, when everytime i watch elf lord Elrond, my girlfriends and i, in a sense of matrix coolness, would automatically said,' so we meet again, agent smith..'
Posted by: thunderfoxy at 04 October 2005 2:12 AM | Link to comment
Wahahaha! I also like Agent Smith!
But what you did takes the cake man!
ROFL!!!
Posted by: Lecter at 04 October 2005 2:14 AM | Link to comment
Sigh... Childish.
The previous post about The Luxurious Restaurant is really good though.
Posted by: dreamstate at 04 October 2005 2:30 AM | Link to comment
what does KNNCCB mean??
Posted by: anon at 04 October 2005 2:33 AM | Link to comment
top 10. LOL.
funny entry there kenny
Posted by: kenny i heart u at 04 October 2005 2:49 AM | Link to comment
Haha, why I never thought of that when I watch the movie. LOL. Somemore his smile darn weird... *thumbs up*
Posted by: Jason at 04 October 2005 2:53 AM | Link to comment
KNNCCB = Kan ni na chau chee bye?
Posted by: Darryl at 04 October 2005 3:12 AM | Link to comment
thanks darryl... err, in english?
Posted by: anon at 04 October 2005 3:47 AM | Link to comment
Fuck your mom's smelly pussy? Not entirely sure, not a dialect I know.
Posted by: Eliar Swiftfire at 04 October 2005 4:06 AM | Link to comment
haha... i get the idea
Posted by: anon at 04 October 2005 4:08 AM | Link to comment
his face is way too weird. *shudders*
Posted by: Carmen at 04 October 2005 5:14 AM | Link to comment
Hehehe i love both trilogy and Hugo Weaving is just too lucky to be in both of it. I mean who else has the chance of being in any 2 trilogies in a certain time period?
KNNCB? HAHAHAHAHHAHAA, nice one :P
Posted by: peanuts at 04 October 2005 5:22 AM | Link to comment
Eh! The last caption should be "Kenny Sia got some big coconuts!! I like it"
Posted by: chris at 04 October 2005 5:24 AM | Link to comment
Kenny.
I think it will be super funny
if agent smith starts to speak Hokkien
or ah beng language.
Posted by: Watching The Matrix in Kedai Runcit Kennysia at 04 October 2005 5:28 AM | Link to comment
omg another classic!
Posted by: waiwah at 04 October 2005 7:11 AM | Link to comment
Oo..er, that KNCCB one is so dem 9 scary
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 October 2005 8:12 AM | Link to comment
ROFLMAO!! I didn't watch Matrix, so I didn't know he acted in it. So I was kinda used to him playing as Elrond. BUT HELL IT WAS DAMN HILARIOUS! Esp the run to the toilet and the spastic mouth at the last part! I had a good laugh xD
Posted by: Ersalina at 04 October 2005 8:47 AM | Link to comment
so a swear word is your big punch line? o_O
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 October 2005 9:15 AM | Link to comment
BAHA! he looks freaky! yeah i caught LOTR on HBO as well, in sg that is. he looks too elfish there. he has a damn deranged look though.
Posted by: fcukling at 04 October 2005 9:31 AM | Link to comment
FUNNY!! wakkakakaka ^^
Posted by: xiao yu ^^ at 04 October 2005 9:34 AM | Link to comment
last pic is funny. I nearly lol in front of my teacher...
Posted by: uglyfatchick at 04 October 2005 9:44 AM | Link to comment
I agree with the comment above. From now on, I'm not reading your blog during lectures.
Posted by: James at 04 October 2005 9:53 AM | Link to comment
27th!!!...hahaha
Posted by: boob_omatic at 04 October 2005 10:18 AM | Link to comment
Hey but I still find him to be a brilliant actor. But ya ... once you link him up with another show ... it kinda messes with your head when you see that same face in LOTR. Same thing for me whenever I see Nicole Kidman, I always remember her as that sexy redhead from Pratical Magic.
Posted by: esdee at 04 October 2005 10:29 AM | Link to comment
I agree with dreamstate. This entry isn't typical Kenny Sia. It's rather childish.
The previous post was really good though.
Maybe Kenny's humour needs a little break.
Posted by: uzyn at 04 October 2005 10:43 AM | Link to comment
ahahahhaa!! kenny you stewpid fuck! idiot la u!
on a more sombre mood:
To whom it may concern,
You blog critics can go take a hike. who are YOU to tell kenny how to write? CHILDISH? HAAAH. you want childish? well then, go to www.pokemon.com.
Now. THAT is childish.
Gosh. I SOOOOO hate it when people tell others how to write or not write. Is this YOUR blog?
is this www.[insert-your-name-except-kenny].com?
if not, then please keep your fingers to yourself and do everyone a favour by never coming here again and leaving useless comments.
Thank You and Goodbye.
Posted by: jam at 04 October 2005 10:51 AM | Link to comment
LOL
That last one was just priceless, man! hahaha
Posted by: Jeremy C at 04 October 2005 10:56 AM | Link to comment
Got writer's block? Resorting to photoshop instead of words. What next? using pink for your makeover?
Posted by: Andrew at 04 October 2005 11:50 AM | Link to comment
I laughed so hard i nearly peed in my pants~!!
the last photo Is ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS~!! XD
Posted by: bC at 04 October 2005 11:56 AM | Link to comment
lolz..good one
Posted by: seryoung at 04 October 2005 12:12 PM | Link to comment
KENNY! Nnnoooo...You killed Elrond! You killed Elrond!
You can go and spoof any other movie that you like...I'll support you and even go 'har-har'. But, but...NOT LOTR!
*wails.
-A True Blue (And Dying) LOTR Fan
Posted by: Binnie at 04 October 2005 12:50 PM | Link to comment
man the last one... i fell over my chair literally.
Posted by: minishorts at 04 October 2005 1:17 PM | Link to comment
I love Smith! and yup elrond reminds me of Smith.
Smith, not Agent Smith now- he is no longer an agent unless you are referring to him in The Matrix (1st movie)
Posted by: anon at 04 October 2005 1:18 PM | Link to comment
hehe, i remember few years back i went to local cinema for the premier of LOTR: the return of the king; it was actually movie marathon, we watched LOTR 1, 2 and 3!(930pm till next day 830am) Once the elf Hugo Weaving came out, everyone was shouting " MR ANDERSON!!" It was really funny. he is really good acting as agent smith~!!
Posted by: cynthia at 04 October 2005 1:19 PM | Link to comment
KNNCCB !!! i like that!! haha
Posted by: WTJ at 04 October 2005 1:51 PM | Link to comment
lame. -.-
Posted by: cheryl at 04 October 2005 2:07 PM | Link to comment
This would have been funny about 2 years ago.
Posted by: JD at 04 October 2005 2:10 PM | Link to comment
To Whom It May Concern:
Last I've checked, it also not beyond-the-boundaries-of-intelligence.blogspot.com
I've also not found any statement on Kenny Sia’s blog that everyone should only leave their good comments. If Kenny Sia doesn’t like the comments, I guess he can always delete it, unless he has standing instruction from you to wait for you to police his blog. Is there? I mean a standing instruction?
Anyway, I have reconsidered my position, thanks to your policing. I guess you are right. Kenny Sia's post is never going to beat your comments as to being childish. I stand corrected.
Posted by: dreamstate at 04 October 2005 2:56 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: tc at 04 October 2005 3:19 PM | Link to comment
Ha, ha, ha... :D Very very funny! Hugo Weaving is a versatile actor who does every role well. Watch out for V for Vendetta featuring him and Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Michael Chua at 04 October 2005 3:33 PM | Link to comment
Guys and Gals
You forgot the drag queen in priscilla
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/06/
Posted by: suertes at 04 October 2005 3:34 PM | Link to comment
Awesome, the real Kenny is back.
Kenny stop with the whining, the pretending you are stuck in the middle and the politics dodging, this is the good shit.
Great post.
Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 04 October 2005 3:48 PM | Link to comment
/dies laughing at the last one
Posted by: hankyo at 04 October 2005 4:50 PM | Link to comment
In LOTR, Agent Smith said, "Mr SAURON, we meet again!" bwahahaha!
Posted by: belacans at 04 October 2005 5:11 PM | Link to comment
If you can't get used to him being Elrond, then try watching The Adventure of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. Agent Smith in drag....not good.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/
Posted by: Kev at 04 October 2005 5:35 PM | Link to comment
Unlike u... I watched more of LOTR so when I watched Matrix again later ... Just weird...
This entry is more like u... Keep it up... Last pict d best man...
Posted by: cy33 at 04 October 2005 6:11 PM | Link to comment
lol! The last one is really spastic and made me roflmao.
Posted by: Nowsoft at 04 October 2005 6:12 PM | Link to comment
lol the last one's the You Made Me LOL macro, but you made it so much better, KNNCCB! =D
Posted by: andy at 04 October 2005 6:23 PM | Link to comment
OMG BWAHAHAHA...why does he look so frickin psycho!?!?!
Posted by: charlene at 04 October 2005 6:38 PM | Link to comment
Just wondering in terms of grammar, is KNNCCB:
(a) Kan ni na chao chee bye
(b) Kan ni nabu chao chee bye?
Posted by: Darryl at 04 October 2005 7:29 PM | Link to comment
Thanks Kenny.
For making me blurt out laughing loudly at my computer screen on my first day back at work.
Posted by: Hsin at 04 October 2005 8:55 PM | Link to comment
kenny! u're not the only one!
Posted by: angela. at 04 October 2005 10:28 PM | Link to comment
HAHAH!
*whispering...* man! im in the school library!
Posted by: vss3t at 04 October 2005 10:30 PM | Link to comment
To whom it may concern,
Tsk tsk tsk.
I still don't like it when people tell others how to write, or how to live their life. Each author has his or her own style of writing. Kenny is human too you know. He was not put here on this earth solely for the purpose of entertaining some rather demanding human beings, who, when they realise that they are not getting their usual dose of entertainment (or facing a lacklustre performance, whichever is applicable) start to comment very hurtingly, and with a lame ass excuse to boot.
Such arrogance on their part... its as if they can do better.
Oh, don't shoot me, its just my 0.002 cents worth.
*runs and hides away in a corner while sticking up the third finger from the thumb*
Posted by: jam at 04 October 2005 11:49 PM | Link to comment
darryl, I've been wondering that too, if you'd follow this conversation which I had put at my site, it seems that KNN = Ka ni na bu
Posted by: andy at 04 October 2005 11:50 PM | Link to comment
That's some really funny shit. Serious. If you think Weaving being Elrond is queer, you should check him out in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Alternatively, http://www.open-air-kino.ch/data/movie/priscilla.jpg
Posted by: fuckin tulan at 05 October 2005 1:57 AM | Link to comment
Damn, the phone conversation made me laugh! I wish Australians over here can talk like that! Hahaha! It's time to wipe my joyful tears.
Posted by: Darryl at 05 October 2005 2:08 AM | Link to comment
hahaha, nice post man :) glad to see you back in action ;)
Posted by: ramesh at 05 October 2005 4:08 AM | Link to comment
Simply boring. What happen to your style?
Posted by: Mark Holden at 05 October 2005 7:30 AM | Link to comment
Kenny,
This is hillarious.. though I prefer teh running to toilet ones than the last. Couple of my frenz were poking fun of this couple months back.. but you the man...!!!
Ok... Hokkien reader and fans out there...
"We meet again Mr. Anderson"
"Wah lang ko chai kee bin liao, An Ler Sern"
"Who farted ? WHO!!!!"
"Si mit lang PANG pui.. Si Mit LANG!!!!!!"
"Where's the toilet ?!!!"
"Chang aik keng tou ka loh? Chang aik keng tou ka loh?!!!!!"
Posted by: FindingMe at 05 October 2005 8:39 AM | Link to comment
To Whom It May Concern:
Sigh.
Since you don’t seem to get it, I’ll try to explain. “Sigh… Childish.” is an opinion. It is not an instruction. “The previous post about The Luxurious Restaurant is really good though.” is another opinion. It is also not an instruction. In case you still don’t understand, the following is an instruction: “... please keep your fingers to yourself and do everyone a favour by never coming here again and leaving useless comments.”
In any case, you are the one telling others what to write and how to live, in this case, what comments to write and what opinion to form. Such arrogance is on you not me. After all, you are the one policing comments in other’s blog.
I have yet to put any “instruction” in my comments and I’m not about to do so. You can stick your finger as high up as you like as I don’t really have a say. But, I also sure the fan is going to get it one of these days.
Posted by: dreamstate at 05 October 2005 10:19 AM | Link to comment
To Whom It May Concern:
Oi! People are just having a laugh here lah, why are you guys so serious? Scary! :/
---
I love this post Kenny. Smith looks demented. Lol!
Posted by: raining-noodles at 05 October 2005 10:48 AM | Link to comment
Here's my opinion.
This may not be Kenny's best. But you can't expect every single post to be highly-entertaining, not lame, or serious, or good, or whatever that is you're expecting. Bloggers are humans. And in this case it's Kenny alone who blogs. No "best-post aggregated" from "a number of contributors", whatsoever.
No instructions there. Ponder it. Yes, an instruction for you to ponder an opinion, in this case. Anyway, I'm sure Kenny appreciates your opinions. To other readers, your opinions are rude in nature. If this post is unamusing, keep it to yourself and anticipate a better one next.
Posted by: To whom it may concern at 05 October 2005 11:11 AM | Link to comment
To whom it may concern (in this case that person has identified himself)
I think you did not read what i wrote. I EXPRESSED my opinion on your COMMENT made.
Wait, wait let me digress. In the first place, my very first comment was not really directed @ you. Why you take offence i also don't know. Just to let you know lah. It wasn't your comment that pissed me off. I read your first comment though, and i respect the way in which you let your opinion be expressed. (unlike some other person)
That's why i said: To whom it may concern.
but, there's a malay saying: Who eats the chilli feels the heat.
Anyhoos, I do not go around policing people's blog. Wait. I can say dozens of things here, but i guess its better if you read the post directly above mine, which are my sentiments exactly.
Go read, understand then come back and talk.
And THAT'S an order. =)
Posted by: jam at 05 October 2005 12:30 PM | Link to comment
LoL! Noodles! I'm so sorry to be such a wetblanket and ruin the happy mood... But some ppl juz make me mad.
*My apologies to the parties involved*
Ok. Lets just shake hands and forget about it. Anyways this is a post to be laughed at, and not to be fought over.
(See,kenny! Fight for your post le! Hurrh.)
Posted by: jam at 05 October 2005 12:36 PM | Link to comment
Jam,
I think you are mistaken. That person didn't take offense, he/she was just trying to make it clear on "commenting".And, this is no fight lah. Everyone is expressing their opinions. ;-)
What a great post that drew much attention!
Posted by: Kenneth at 05 October 2005 2:07 PM | Link to comment
I hereby proclaim that Kenny Sia would make a better Lord Elrond and Agent Smith than Hugo Weaving. :p
Posted by: Liz at 05 October 2005 4:24 PM | Link to comment
Jam,
Take offence? Not really. I was not mad, not even remotely. I think my tone was more sarcastic than angry. Why I respond to your comments? Well, it’s because the person who post the comments that pissed you off is basically agreeing with me and saying the same thing therefore, your comments is directed at me indirectly. I am well aware who you refer to in your comments.
Since I’m really not offended, I will go with shake-hands (shake-shake) and you really do need to calm down.
To those who still don’t get it:
My initial comment is directed to the post. Not you. If you think it’s about you, then there is only one thing I can say to you “You are so vain.”
Posted by: dreamstate at 05 October 2005 6:06 PM | Link to comment
Err... for the record, I only commented once. (this being the second one). I felt compelled to comment when I saw rude remarks left by other commentors. I don't know who's who, didn't go through names - only read contents (ie the comments). In any case, here's a cuppa. Cheers.
Posted by: To whom it may concern at 05 October 2005 8:21 PM | Link to comment
mkalhdiaj....hahaHAHAH. dude, the last one was the bomb!! i'm so gonna put it on my page :)
Posted by: groovygerm at 05 October 2005 10:41 PM | Link to comment
But I think he was so HOT as Elrond...
*fans self*
Posted by: Lisse at 06 October 2005 12:14 AM | Link to comment
ah! So funny, written with an original 'kenny-ian' humour!
Posted by: Mechelle at 06 October 2005 1:18 AM | Link to comment
Another one fanstastic post man..Man..I am laughing for the past 10 minutes after seeing this post....
Posted by: Rajesh at 06 October 2005 10:30 PM | Link to comment
haha good stuff... i'm going to use my new graphic as my wallpaper, actually. only that it saves as a php.html file, so people have to change the extension to jpg manually to use it. just so you know...
Posted by: victoria at 07 October 2005 11:26 AM | Link to comment
Hahaha. good one. u can create a whole comic strip of these stuff & sell at pasar malam.
Posted by: 4eyed-rabbit at 13 October 2005 11:37 AM | Link to comment
he plays the coolest characters man !
he is already embedded in our minds as agent smith ! too bad lord eldoron only played a small part in the whole movie !
i would mind a pre- LOTR thing !
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