not bad, for a RM8 cut! :P I'd probably ditch the expensive hairdos and just stick to Swee Mei ;)

Woohoo....

For the cheap price, not a bad haircut. But personally, I prefer the Tony & Guy hairdo --- you look way hip and cooler. Alan Salon hairdo is so-so. If that's the case, try for the tried and tested Swee Mei. :)

You look so innocent! But beware everyone. Looks can be deceiving. -_-

I think that the Alan Salon's do is quite okay. You look really boyish in it.

But as for the Swee Mei, hrmm, a definite no no. It looks like you didn't even had a haircut at all. Plus, the style is the 20 years ago Ah Pek do. Well, considering the fact that he is still doing all the cuttings, I presume that he still follows his own 20 years ago Ah Pek style.

Don't waste your money on the first one - just don't comb your hair after you wake up. :P
Second one will be great if you are partying but not if you are going to work.
Third haircut makes you look so innocent.(just proves that looks can be deceiving huh? ;P)

Kenny, you want to hear the truth? You look like a cute *cough cough* pie =) I suppose it is not a big deal realy, depend how you style it by the end of the day. You had an old uncle to cut your hair, and i guess he saw your cute innocent face, so he also get you a high-school style, while the tony and guy haidresser might see you in different person, who knows, right? =)

lol...the third hairdo has a nostalgic touch. Bravo Ah Pek, brilliant job! Ditch Alan and Tony...with petrol price on the rise, Ah Pek will do just fine :D

1. alan salon - boyish and mid-priced
2. swee mei - best price but beware the shaking hands. somemore i think the nerdy look is in. after eddy neo disappeared, there's been such a void...
3. toni & guy - way too expensive for a cut that makes yr face look rather square even with the extended spikes

Haha great!Actually i hab a bored nite but after c ur Rm8 cutting..waaaaaaaa great nite for me to9! *laff*

nice slope! got ten years younger...lol

next time please try the Indian Barber shop, they are neat and nice

swee mei gets the vote! :)

wah... u now go to your old sec skool also the teacher will think you are new student and pull your ears for not wearing uniform man! :)

the ah pek made you into an ah boy... aiyah, as long as it is not ah gua... hehe

Dude, how did you take the pictures while ah pek was shaving you?

haha!! 8 ringgit cut rocks my socks!!
you look so cute!!
and yeah, cynthia's right, just like a pie, goo enough to eat! ;)

Alan - look age 30.
Tony - look age 25.
Swee Mei - nabeh, look so much like my boss it's scary, age 45.

HAHAHAHA!!! *cough cough* Your face damn qian bian leh. KNN. Use this to scare me away right? I shall be unaffected. Muahahaha!

lol. dicky school boy hair

Oui,
Next time bring some refference lar! How Ah Pek gonne know what kinda hair you want?
but still a good laugh, wakakakakakakakakakak!

HAHAHAH!!! your last look is sooo funny! laugh till tears drop liao! hahaha!
quite adorable leh! not bad mar!

i had been visiting toni & guy for eons, and they had never failed me. hehe...

i guess i do believe in yi fen qian yi fen huo afterall ;P

anyway, ur new haircut.... i'm sure after some styling u will look fine ;)

hiak, my heart goes out to Ah Pek.

Man you look very innocent! Just cannot believe it!

I think you look better with a fringe.

LOL..!!!

LOL
You have the same freaking haircut as I had when I was primary 3... That was errm about 10 years ago, well at least the barber did move forward 10 years in hairstyle fashion, compared to 20 years of cutting your hair.

haha! I think u're funny! Also, i think... yi fen qian, yi fen huo! Personally i prefer that Toni & Guys one.

*lol*

honestly, for rm8 what more can u ask for? omgg... i'm still laughing... u look hilarious!!!

*lol*

honestly, for rm8 what more can u ask for? omgg... i'm still laughing... u look hilarious!!!

just style it yourself lah :) that is what i do - go to old fashioned barber shop and then style it yourself to make it look like a 'Toni & Guy' cut ;)

Muahahaha.

My gosh. I got wet looking at your pics, like how you enlarged lookin at mine.

I laughed so much that my eyes all tearing leh.

Still, the uncle is so shweet. I would make my bf go there cut his hair if i could.

You do look a little like Adolph...

think if ur hair is thinner will make it better, now kinda like ... a helmet!

lol

Old school is old school for a reason. :)

Out of the 3, the Alan Salon one is best.

For 4x to 10x cheaper than the other two, Ah Pek Salon gets 90% of the job done. Surelah, the other 10% is what makes the difference. But look at it this way, YOU FEEL GOOD? (getting manhandled by Ah Pek)

Think of how James Brown might answer.

Hairstyle aside, I love how you managed to give us a quick glimpse of Ah Pek's life...such a sweet old man

dude! You bought a new camera? :P I remember u having a Kodak last time we met. And Did you take the picture of u being shaved by yourself? If yes, how did u manage that feat? it boggles the mind...

Hi Kenny, my "traditional" barber did the same thing to me last week. I swear I look like the class nerd from a 70s school yearbook. But nothing that some roughly applied gel can't fix.

u look like such a innocent school boy...

Kenny, I find it odd that he said "tak hamik" which sounds like Penang Hokkien. :)

I lurve AH Pek....he's such a sweetie, reminds me of my kong-kong! I think you should enjoy and savour your trips to AH Pek's shop. In another 20 years time, quaint shops like Swee Mei with kindly old men like Ah Pek will be a thing of the past.

these old Ah Pek barbers...it doesn't matter what instructions u give him...the end result will still be the same!

I'll bet Ah Pek thinks that his cut is pretty stylish, or that is it appropriate for young boys. So.. I wonder what Ah Pek thinks of all those 'a-la Hong Kong' hair styles that Edison and Daniel Wu wannabes sport these days ;-)

I think Alan Saloon and Toni Guy do a lot better to your hair.

teacher to kenny: "boy, pull up your socks!" you terror sial lar :D

I like the alan salon wan. You look so cheeky there.

I really liked the Toni&Guy haircut. You had the spiky effect happening. 'Cept the guy who washed your and what not was a cheap bastard.

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

heehee...
RM 8 cut is the best!!

u know, it seems that you love to have ur hair cut....

Hey dude, John Wayne would have came in here for a cold beer instead of a haircut .

RM10 haircut rocks me :D

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*plop! falls off chair...*

BUYSAASUHFHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHHHAHAHA!

FUNNY LIKE HELL YOUR PHOTOS... almost died laughing...

HAhha... kenny... U are so cute!!
hahahahaahs. =p

Dude, the transformation...and the comparison...this is way cool compared to the hairy tits pictures. Well done, Swee Mei!

I had my own personal Ah Pek barber when I was back in Kuching (Somewhere along Green Road), and I went there for years.

I never believed in pricy haircuts (at the time) coz expensive or not, it wont neccesarily get u laid, right?

Right???

Uh, hello? Right??

Damn.

This is funny... Kenny, i think the Alan Salon and Toni and Guy ones makes u look ur age.... Swee Mei - Go there jus for the nostalgic feeling la. No no for proper hair cut :).

toni and guy hairstyle is nice!

Ei, Kenny, no wonder ur hairstyle looks like Apek lah ... outdated lah - u're living in the 50's & 60's era meh? Now is millenium liao lah! Toni & Guy style is the way to go loh.

With your current look, I bet Uncle Lim will straight away approve your VIP card application, instead of the previous two. Cause U look like Chow Yung Fatt in the 80's. N needless 2 say, u will get more high class treatment from China men's town. LOL.

you look like schoolboy.... but the best i would say is the by the toni and guy...

Question!

What is the difference between a:
1) Hair Crop (Boy) - RM 6, 7
2) Hair Crop (Child) - RM 5

I like Kenny's very shocked look! But then ah, Vicks Vaporub (instead of aftershave) sounds a bit cor leh...

very old fashion indeed.
Makes u look 10 years older.

so what's next? a bot of brycleem?

LMAO!

swee mei eh... i vouch for jin ming barber instead... it's two doors down from ky cafe with the old school kolo mee by the fat, the skinny and the old... still remember the elevated wooden planks... memories man... 15 years of hair-cutting... woohoo...

OMG!!! Hahahaha.. you become a primary school kid all over again! =X

hahaha. i think you're funny. nice hairstyle!

Cute-nya!

Actually, U look more like Aaron Kwok in the 90's. I think the Ah Pek cut hair based on what song he's listening 2. As U've mentioned he's listening AK's song while cutting you hair. That makes some sense now. ;p

there's no Ah Pek that cuts female hair..*runs to the corner and sulk*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This reminds me of an ex-staff who cuts his hair like that even though he is in his late 30's.

Unfortunately, he pairs with another blur staff, so we had to call them Dumb & Dumber

i kinda prefer the toni haircut..makes you look so freaking hot..LOL..for real..

Lollll You get what you pay for =P

looks like the Ah Pek's hair style? is he trying to make u looklike him? :) he's succeeded hehe!!

Tk u v much Kenney for the info. It looks like Swee Mei Beauty is indeed a must visit if I visit Kuching. Not so much for the hair cut but for the ears dig, a service I reckoned even Alan Saloon or Toni and Guy cannot provide. A nostalgic endeavour and for just Rm7/- its a real bargain.

Toni & Guys hands down. Bring along the pic for the ah pek to see lah.

This kinda hairstyle is call 'Tau Kuah Tou', squarish squarish neat neat...

:0

The 'Alan' hair makes me wanna punch you. Look so cheeky.

With the 'Toni & Guy' hair, I want to date you.

With this current guai kia look.. I will bring you home to see my parents. haha. :)

On the September issue of the KL Lifestyle magazine, the editor described Kenny's blog as "Ingenious and hilarious spoofs, parodies and jokes that Kenny from Kuching makes about real life."

Kenny, you deserve it!!

You're intending to look younger izzit? Okay what.. can pass as a 14 yr old.

Just don't try the new look at Zouk or something =P

i think u look like a guilty fellow in all 3 pics. :D
you know, the dodgy kind that try to look like they're all innocent?

but the last one is the cutest!

i really like ur 1st and 2nd haircut. the last one was like a cheap sale cut. no offence, kenny!

RM 8 to look like 8TV's tech guy, Gary... not bad, Kenny!

Eh!!! Same as my hairstyle. So, this hairstyle is widespread among the mamak barber and even the Ah pek barber. Nice one about David Beckham and Brylcreem

lol...grow a moustache and you'll look exactly like Hitler (Chinese version)

Dude, you look like standard 6 schoolboy with this new hair do. But seriously, you looked more refreshed compared to other 2.

wah say... bring u home to any mothers and they will love you to the cOre lorr!!

eh kenny i think u will look nice in long hair! HAHA. or mebbe slightly long hair. cos i tink u look good before u cut ur hair =P

just need abit of styling here and spiking up there and baik lah

I think the Ah Pek is left handed.

Toni and Guy!! Swee Mei's is cute, though... very cute.. but T&G's makes you look damn cool and sexy..haha

aehheah same hair style as the ah pek... EHHEhahe

hey kenny i used to went there when i was in sec school you know........but i have found a better place at saberkas, cheaper than your ah pek..RM5 nia......somemore is not ah pek cut ur hair....u should go try it out, saberkas 4th floors 'Yik Xin'

the first one is the best !! :D

i think u look so ah pek now man......

The Toni & Guy haircut pic looks good but I don't think it's because of the cut, it's because of the gel! Alan is not impressive but the RM8 haircut rocks my socks!!

Just get the RM8 haircut and buy gel! I'm sure a RM92 gel will make you look even better than in the Toni & Guy picture ;)

why is everyone going against Swee Mei??

I think it's pretty awesome.

My vote goes to Swee Mei.

Really, lah.

Seriously, change your parting. This may sound crude but the truth always hurt, the side part makes you look stupid..

+, I agree that Ah Pek do look fatherly. In fact, somehow, he look kind of pitiful and lonely with the weathered face of his.

i'd probably stick to swee mei... old school yes, but sometimes, old school's good... and somehow, the ah pek is so old and i would miss him excessively if i were u...

Hehehhe...looks so cute the haircut..da ucle very sweet leh..=)

haha, i tink i like the toni & guys cut better though i muz say you look 5 yrs younger with the RM8 dollars cut! cute! :)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Hahahha KENNY SIA! That is such a nerdy haircut!! At least go back to Alan!

Go with the RM8 Swee Mei haircut. Easy on the pocket and there is nothing that a bit of gel can't fix!

MUHAHAHA first two pictures maybe get girl but last picture definitely appeal to future MIL. MUHAHAHA>> gonna die laughing

My vote is defintiely for the Ah Pek besides you owe him for his retirement.

I found this a curiously touching post. :) My heart just wrenched at the close up picture of the AhPek. to be so old, yet still working.

For sentimentality's sake, I vote Swee Mei. They are probably the ones who need the business most, and yet do not chage super overly-inflated prices like the other salons you've been to.

It's easy to get rid of the 'nerdy' hair slicked down look :) just don't put any hair product, and voila, instant sexy bedhair ;)

aha.... thats rather err.. funny. Indeed there's a diff in quality. But I think the service is already good enuff.. Don't think one can even pay for a simple shave + nose hair-trimming + ear cleaning in any of those classy salon.. Cool~ get that hairstyle once in a while.. Go retro~

OMG. LMAO. AFOMC ( Almost fell off my chair)

I guess it's down to Alan or T&G. Seriously, Kenny... stick to one stylist lar. :)

I agree with entwined.... But I suspect Ah Pek is working becos that's the only thing to do to pass the time (not due to financial reasons). :)

Btw, shame on you, so many years at the shop but no idea what's Ah Pek's real name?

Nerdy Hair? No worries... it's how you style it, not who cuts it... Just use tons of mousse/gel and mess it up ala Alan or T&G - the sideburns may be a problem though.... ;)

Did Ah Pek make u sit on this wooden plank placed on top of the barber chair handles? Just curious! But if one look at the 3 pics, one wud keep wondering whether Alan Salon / Toni & Guy are good barbers, considering the uneven and jaggard hair finished compared to De Kuching Swee Mei Saloon neat hair job? Hence my vote 4 Ah Pek. Good one Kenny.

and his hands are shaking uncontrollably like he has Parkinson's & Aiya, I don't think I want to let him to shampoo my head lest he breaks his finger bones when he massaged my scalp ----> so mean of you... ya.. i know you are merely kidding, in fact, me too...
Anyway, i think Alan Salon looks the best =)

Hey Kenny,

I've been secretly reading your post for sometime now, and I find it hillarious. Things like KNNCCB and now your hair cut, I've got to have a say :)

Stick to Toni and Guys, go say once in 2 months. That should do the work.

Keep on writing and snapping!

Philip.

the swee-mei-do is such a throw back to the past it's vintage ! you can get into one of those it's so uncool it's practically cool again. but it's not too bad is it ? jus the way you comb it.

T N G and alans? look nice because gel is used.
No gel? hohoho....

your photos reminds me of this, u're much younger, mom sends u in for a shower, when you are done, she towels u and combs your hair, applies powder all over your cheeks..=)hehehe

Kanasai Kenny!

You made me hold my laughter so badly at my desk when I saw the finished "product" from your swee mei ah pek...

HAHAHA No shit! You REALLY look like my DAD ok! LMAO!
:D

really , you look like a overgrown schoolboy with that swee mei haircut !!! GO BACK TO TONI AND GUY !!

Heya! Mr. Potatoe (chip) looks like a wig to me. And where the hell did you get that sense of humour from? Ish....

Kenny, how long you gonna be in Perth for? You might have some stalkers in Perth... hehehe

you are fucking hilarious.

alan salon is best lah!

... i think the middle pic the best lor....

hahahahaha my manager & all my colleagues have good laugh hahhahahahahah man good luck

You should have tried the one in Green Road (Opposite Chong Ling Tower). Interesting especially they have that PVC mating to be replaced (bottom & back) after every job done.
Thank you.

hehe so cute!

wahhhhh....
fit fit...
Toni n Gut too expensive la...
Alan that ok ok only...
Swee Mei ar... ehh...

I'm sorry if someone has asked this Q already (didn't bother to read all of ur 120++ comments!!! *gasp*). Didn't Ah Pek ask you about your snapping pics in his shop? You're damn good, dude - Camwhoring even when getting haircut. Heck, that's what most of us bloggers do - Camwhoring at weird places :p

Your new 9-to-1-parting haircut is awesome, man! I stopped going to Indian barbers when I was 18 :p

Innocent looking, there is a saying in Cantonese, pan chee sek loh foo.. (act as a pig, but eats the wolf) that kenny I believe is you....

Wah Lau Eh!!! How come u looked like that? Man... I just couldn't help it but laugh. If I'm u, I wonder how am I going to go out with a head of hair like this? ;p

I vote for Alan Salon! Muah hahaha.. you really do look like you got helmet on your head.. but like you say lor.. RM$8... wat you expect rite? Next time come my house.. i do same look for you for FREE! :)hahahahaha...

aiyo kenny! u purposely degrade swee mei's skills leh. got so nerdy ah?

Muahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!

U just made my day... Buay tahan! LOL..

hahaha i think the alan salon's the best la; you look good there (:

i nearly choked on my organic almonds when i saw the last pic of yours.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMG...kenny...u are my idol!! i love u~~ wakakaka

lol who cares if its cheap? the 'toni and guy' do looks the absolute best .. the RM8 one looks a lil 'oh biang' (old-fashioned) lol

Alan Salon's the way to go. It's not that expensive and gives you a very stylish look. :P

Alan Salon's the way to go. It's not that expensive and gives you a very stylish look. :P

Kawaii-desu, Kenny-san!!! XD XD

I couldn't stop laughing at the shocked look...Haha!

Walau e...of course la...they eat money one ma..not like tat Old Man a..Honest wor//

The 8 ringgit cut is the coolest!

32 bucks!!your cheap cut : funny... no offence.you're so brave to go for 8 bucks cut.hehe

Aiyoh, you're damn daringlah. If the hairdresser cuts my hair like that I'll go home, cry for one week and then hire a good lawyer. But then, my parents would probably know the fella and cannotlah...

heh i prefer the Alan Salon hairdo better than the Toni & Guy hairdo.

OMFG. ROFL. LMAO
POWER. hahahahahhaahahhaaahahaha

somemore ur expression make it more funny.

Nabei! Read your blog for so long liao nvr laugh so hard before... now my stomach like cramp from excessive laughter. Omg lar Kenny I think the ah Pek cutting your hair still think you 8 years old... skills nvr change hairstyle then for the same person oso never change rite! Ah Pek rocks man! Alan saloon cut look like suave and young, tony and guy you look like quite energetic. Thanks to swee mei, we now have a picture of a 8 yrs old Kenny! OMFG ROFL LMAO!

great evolution!! thnx to ah pek.. reminds us that fad is not everything..

dun take what i'm saying too serious. trying to flatter kenny's look :P

pay peanuts get monkeys

cheap things not good, good things not cheap

Haha, toni guy is just gel plus styling. So you pay more for someone to make your hair spiky. Do it youself lar!

I only do Old Style barber, those that when you go in, the ah pek or thamby will just Say:

"Macam biasa ah?"

and the macam biasa is not my macam biasa, but more of their macam biasa.

At rm10 a cut in KL/PJ, am not complaining..and there is nothing some cheap hair wax can't fix.

So, well done in supporting ah pek and his pension fund!

I think Alan Salon's the most handsome one leh.

Hmm. in comparison I think the Toni & Guys one look better. But then again, the reason why it looks nice might not be because of good haircut , but rather the way they put the wax and style it.
KENNY, personally which hairstyle do you prefer?

lu cin cia ku kuai la! bo ean-dao le!

somebody can tell me where is Tony and Guy located?

U look best with the Alan Salon RM32 cut... Value for money. Nice and Reasonably priced!

all differents cutting...
alan salon = cutting against hair grown direction, recomment to use clay(dry) to control direction or else look mess...
toni & guy = famous in the world beside vidal sassoon, dry(clay) or wet(gel) look will be ok
swee mei = nothing to say~ one word - classic...

i want that cut !
so cute and look so old skool boyish !
woo hoo !

definately swee mei! man.... you are hilarious!!!!

well my mum own an old-fashion saloon, and until now it still got its own fans...lol

well.. guys ..and kenny too.. :-) i think those 3 pics there all look great.. they all have individual judgement and your own desire,from the 3 pics.
what i can say here from the first pic hair done by alan ..look cool but bit unbalance's cut,
mostly u can see this hairstyle carry by ,, shopekeeper,,, mechanic,,store keeper,, security guide ,,waiter those 3 stars and below hotel.. engineer.,,30% doctors n lawyers.
middle pic, look bit macho, cutting no complain..looks good job !! not because of the name brand from the salon.
salesman..bartender...night life type,,,sporty and aggresive guy,,tai ko...5 stars or above waiter....10% doctors and lawyers.

last pic,, although is ah pek but they still have the skillfull hand, if u really like to look like "LAU SEAT KIA" than go for it..
70% doctor and lawyer and others professional official. :-) and is safe to bring this hairstyle everywhere in the world.. not ah beng look.. sure no one look at u and u dont' have to worry when people look at u " kuah ha mik??? ha mik beh song? ??"
so u should know where or which salon u must go for you personal desire style character of look u like to be. etc...your looks show people your personal character, living standard and more ..
from every different haircut shown on pic have many different jugdment from other people. as u can read yourself all the comments .. some like it some don't...just do who u like to be :-) be yourself..

But why and what's wrong about the guy massage? anything wrong? guys like u all who are educated and even some from overseas.. is guy doing hair massage really strange? what if that happen to your family? your brother? your sister? dont mean every stylist or hairdresser are gay..or lesbian. never judge a book from the cover rite??? for your info a gay guy or lesbian have his own taste and desire of guys and gals.. they dont'have sex simplely guys or gals. pls do understand their feeling

ok.. i talk to much here.. but i do enjoy reading them..
regards and be happy...
may god bless u all.

monsi, u r a gay

Aw...This was two years back. :( To me it feels like you had that haircut just recently.

hahaha this is so funny!!! :) had a good good laugh!

Hi bro,

It has been quite a while since I last had a good laugh. Keep on writing and don't forget to slot in all the funny photos of yours.

fuck