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26 September 2005
Snippets of Saturday Night

Kenny: "Rich bastards. I don't get it. Why do girls like them so much?"
Irene: "Heh, don't ask me. It's just a coincidence all my boyfriends turned out to be rich bastards."
Rozie: "Actually, we only like the rich part. Not the bastard part."
Kenny: "Oh, come on. I know guys who never made it through school, live off their rich parents' money, bum at home without work or education, and still gets more action than most guys around here. Girls love rich bastards."
Hedo: "Yeah, but if their parents stop giving them money, they're just gonna be bastards. Full stop."
Going out with Irene can be quite a traumatising but strangely profound experience. It must've been ages since I last went out relax and unwind, so when Irene called I took up her offer. Our Saturday night was spent drinking at SoHo, with new friends John, Rozie and Hedonistics joining in.

This the same Hedonistics who called me Mr Orgasm-Inducing, and the same Irene whose mom thinks I look very 'lau sik' (innocent). Hohoho, if only she knew what kind of a person I really am.
I don't understand why the mothers I met all seem to like me leh. Irene's mom met me only once, and she so excited go and tell her happily-attached daughter to date me. Wtf? So wrong. Must be my Swee Mei haircut I tell you.
Irene: "yak yak yak yak yak..."
Kenny: "yak yak Oooh, that girl is hot. yak yak yak..."
Irene: "WHERE?"

Hedo: "Cheh... this kinda girl. EVERYWHERE!"
John: "Cheap dress."
Kenny: "Hoiyo. She pretty whattt."
Without me noticing, Irene swiftly grabbed my camera and walked towards that girl.
Irene: "Hi! My friend thinks you're pretty and he wants to take a picture of you."
WALAU! Where got so direct one?! People just wanna see see look look only, not get into her pants lah! Stupid Irene. I had my head down throughout the whole ordeal. So embarrassing.
At least I got the photo of the girl that night. ;) Everyone, say hello now to this sweet Kuching bombshell, Emma.

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67 Comments:
first!
Posted by: tuna at 26 September 2005 12:15 AM | Link to comment
Nabeh, what first what second? Running in Olympics ah?
Posted by: kennysia at 26 September 2005 12:17 AM | Link to comment
Haha... You don't "na-beh" people lah. The previous post was a sweet boyfriend... Next post go "bio cha bor" already...
Tsk, tsk...
Naughty Kenny! Bad! Let's go tell Nicole.
Posted by: Kierra at 26 September 2005 12:24 AM | Link to comment
ahahhaha lol 100 m
i tot u were away?
Posted by: andrewrox at 26 September 2005 12:24 AM | Link to comment
so ugly!
Posted by: sunny at 26 September 2005 12:28 AM | Link to comment
Andrew, oh. :) That trip was postponed till Thursday.
Kierra, I'm not even bio-ing her! I'm just making a passing comment nia.
Posted by: kennysia at 26 September 2005 12:28 AM | Link to comment
Correction! She said : "Hi! My friend thinks you're HOT and he wants to take a picture of you."
Hehhehe.. well at least you didn't blunder her name this time ^__^ What say we go check her out next week *wink *wink *AHAKS!*
Posted by: Rozie at 26 September 2005 12:29 AM | Link to comment
"Bian" explain liao. If you didn't "bio" her in the first place, how to even probe that "passing remark" out.
Tsk, tsk...
Posted by: Kierra at 26 September 2005 12:31 AM | Link to comment
Hey Dude, a little mole on under her left eye would make her a XX double...sorta.
Posted by: e at 26 September 2005 12:35 AM | Link to comment
sunny, you're the prettiest lah.
Rozie, crazy ah! You wanna turn me into a stalker issit? I... shall... resist... the... temptation!
Kierra, not my fault! My eyes have a mind of their own. Much like my third thumb.
Posted by: kennysia at 26 September 2005 12:35 AM | Link to comment
Hey! Relax dude... No one's fault. All I need you to say, "I 'bioed" that cha bor only" mahz...
Teehee~
Posted by: Kierra at 26 September 2005 12:37 AM | Link to comment
12th!
Posted by: wj at 26 September 2005 12:40 AM | Link to comment
eh that girl quite chio wad hahaha
Posted by: wj at 26 September 2005 12:40 AM | Link to comment
e, where got lah? Her hair isn't even colored to the roots. Besides, she's a Bidayuh, I think.
Posted by: kennysia at 26 September 2005 12:42 AM | Link to comment
wah this is scary, comments section turning into chat area...kenny i think ure blog too many visitors liao...3 mins after ure post , got ppl sent in comments
Posted by: cindercone at 26 September 2005 12:42 AM | Link to comment
No mar .. everyone goes to SOHO.. nvm lar .. she won't know ;) Then you can sei bak chiew again.. hehhe .. who knows, this time she could be a little tipsy and doing those uber entrancing dances by the DJ box!
Posted by: Rozie at 26 September 2005 12:43 AM | Link to comment
hello emma, next time i go back hometown i'll look u up! ;)
Posted by: totoro at 26 September 2005 12:52 AM | Link to comment
first thing first, can i get to know irene. She can really be helpful. I wanna take shots XD.
anyway, that is why I always wished to be a rich bastard. Good enough that 3 of them were honest enough to smack the guys' head once in awhile
Posted by: nebo at 26 September 2005 12:54 AM | Link to comment
Come on!!! U mean you didn't explore underneath her pants???!!! SHAME ON YOU KENNY!!!!
Posted by: OMZ at 26 September 2005 1:23 AM | Link to comment
Make up a bit thick lah (reminds me of xiaxue :P)...
But nevertheless, pretty sweet-looking girl :)
Posted by: Ashley at 26 September 2005 1:24 AM | Link to comment
sorrie ah kenny.. think ur taste is way off.. =P
Posted by: j00ne at 26 September 2005 2:28 AM | Link to comment
kenny, stop explaning yourself. LOL
24th sep you were an angle who made more than 100 ppl cry.. 25th sep.. you went "bio char boo".. no eye see man. =)
Posted by: cynthia at 26 September 2005 2:38 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, hey I did my own write-up for saturday. Drop by and read if you like.
Posted by: Rozie at 26 September 2005 3:15 AM | Link to comment
she's a hottie!
Posted by: wuching at 26 September 2005 7:55 AM | Link to comment
Nabeh, what first what second? Running in Olympics ah?
Posted by: kennysia at September 26, 2005 12:17 AM
this is bloody cute :P
she's hot ^_^
Posted by: waiwah at 26 September 2005 8:06 AM | Link to comment
sounds like things are getting better for you :) take care :)
Posted by: ramesh at 26 September 2005 8:41 AM | Link to comment
Where got sweet? Where got pretty? Make up too thick. Doesnt even remotely looks like XX. Yes, XX wears thick makeup but at least doesnt look so so so...aiya dono how to put in words...at least doesnt look so gross like this girl lah...Kenny, ur taste really lah...no eyes see...
Posted by: chili at 26 September 2005 9:02 AM | Link to comment
Ohhhhh.. now I know adi. Pretty means must put like TONNES of make up right? Ok ok. I learn I learn.
Posted by: Fuckstress at 26 September 2005 9:02 AM | Link to comment
Yeah I know what u mean when u say girls like guys who are rich, or in your own words, 'rich bastards', heh.
Posted by: ghostmarauder at 26 September 2005 9:27 AM | Link to comment
she ain't tt bad looking wert......oklor so not da bomb lar but passable.....neway,since swee mei haircut works on all d housewives hor,then u r d nez bae yong jun izzit?auntie killer lol
Posted by: jupiter at 26 September 2005 11:07 AM | Link to comment
eh the girl is hot
you guys are impossible to please
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2005 11:29 AM | Link to comment
Photoshop her skin to a shade fairer, then maybe.
What race is she? Looks a bit exotic leh.
Posted by: theThing at 26 September 2005 1:23 PM | Link to comment
err...bomb..shell?
ahaha no offence but its juz the shell? ehehheehe
Posted by: jam at 26 September 2005 1:27 PM | Link to comment
where got pretty. eeeee.. make-up somemore so orbit.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 26 September 2005 2:10 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha... where are your much-vaunted 'balls'?
Posted by: Flowing Stream at 26 September 2005 2:47 PM | Link to comment
But then it's quite true mah. Who wouldn't want to be pampered and dined by someone rich? But better not be a bastard lah ... >.But then it's quite true mah. Who wouldn't want to be pampered and dined by someone rich? But better not be a bastard lah ... >.
Wah ... your friend so direct one ah?! And the Emma still let her take ... you lucky ... you should get Irene to help you take more sia!!
Posted by: esdee at 26 September 2005 3:04 PM | Link to comment
Aiyah..u all talk like your own girlfriend beri cheo or what...only u know inside leh..tsk tsk
Posted by: Ah Kao at 26 September 2005 3:23 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, juz finished reading all of your entries.
Keep up the good work, Kuching Boleh!!!
BTW, where's Gym Masyarakat? Somewhere near Bintawa?
Posted by: -SC- at 26 September 2005 3:45 PM | Link to comment
HEY! Nicole is hotter. LOL.
Posted by: kit fan at 26 September 2005 4:37 PM | Link to comment
Fuckstress, Emma might be cute, but I still think FireAngel is the OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN.
Posted by: kennysia at 26 September 2005 4:38 PM | Link to comment
"lau sik" is honest la. Not innocent. You are not exactly an innocent guy, ok? =p
Posted by: Shelly at 26 September 2005 5:49 PM | Link to comment
Go pubbing sure make-up like this mah! Abothen?? Wear light light ppl think you SUA KU..
Posted by: chris at 26 September 2005 9:21 PM | Link to comment
Fire Angel is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN, Kenny is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCANPWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.
Posted by: desperate addict at 26 September 2005 9:22 PM | Link to comment
Wow. It got cut off. OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCAN
PWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.
Posted by: desperate addict at 26 September 2005 9:26 PM | Link to comment
Fire Angel is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWN, Kenny is OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAIPWNWANTMOREBBQORNOTIGIVEYOUMOREBBQSAUCETHENYOUCANPWNITANDDONTNEEDTOTHANKMEBAIFORNOW.
Posted by: desperate addict at September 26, 2005 09:22 PM
........
the girl look sweet..bit to much ICI though
Posted by: artreyu at 26 September 2005 9:30 PM | Link to comment
Geeeez... what is wrong with you guys? Standards too high lah! I think she's pretty, not supermodel pretty lah, but still pretty. At least she's above average and definitely NOT ugly. Ugly is too strong a word!
Give me a break lah! If she's considered ugly, what do you call these?
Posted by: kennysia at 26 September 2005 10:16 PM | Link to comment
Don't said ppl ugly lah :P
Posted by: jlchannel at 26 September 2005 10:40 PM | Link to comment
she isn't pretty.. Maybe her make up is a bit over.
Posted by: candypop at 26 September 2005 11:36 PM | Link to comment
Hey Kenny, ur such an inspiration- my r00mie n I talk about ur entries everyday,plus we 'quote' u on life,like on how doing anything will just cause one to "die die both ways..." thanX,ur an inspiration =)
Posted by: Minn at 26 September 2005 11:39 PM | Link to comment
i think she's pretty. just needs to learn how to choose better colors for makeup.
Posted by: lin at 27 September 2005 12:47 AM | Link to comment
liew mus get someone like Irene to go out with me next time...
Posted by: Ruok at 27 September 2005 1:47 AM | Link to comment
kenny, what's with all the FA hype? any idea? let us in on the secret, will ya?
Posted by: aeric at 27 September 2005 1:57 AM | Link to comment
LOL. Your friend has balls to approach a stranger like that .. even if its just to take a photo .. hehz.
Posted by: tess at 27 September 2005 2:04 AM | Link to comment
First, why i said cheap dress....I said that literally cheap, and look at the close-up pic, the make-up all out. No high class chick will color their face like that and the most important thing, her shoe was not match with the dress and a bit of mud. And look at her friends, I bet they came with motor-bike and she's not a Bidayuh, she;s a Malay.hehe..anyway...lets check her out this weekend hehehe..BTW, it was a great outing and it was fun.
Posted by: John at 27 September 2005 9:56 AM | Link to comment
omg.. you make me sound so mean..
but at least i'm not as mean as john... lol!
Posted by: hedonistics at 27 September 2005 11:05 AM | Link to comment
Goodness, nowadays, cannot even post a night out with pictures, without getting it scrutinized [i think the spelling is a bit off] to bits. No wonder sms based reality show laku giler. Everybody want to have their 2 cent [or is it 50 cent] opinion on something. Sheesh.
Posted by: bawangmerah at 27 September 2005 11:55 AM | Link to comment
Give the poor girl a break. She probably doesn't know that she is the hot topic of the moment. BTW, She looks great.
Posted by: Adam at 27 September 2005 3:40 PM | Link to comment
OK..I was a bit harsh on the previous comment.
Posted by: John at 27 September 2005 5:41 PM | Link to comment
she's so common looking...there a few dozens of this kind of girl out there
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 27 September 2005 5:46 PM | Link to comment
i hv her Guess handbag! jz tat in black =)
Posted by: Jasmine at 27 September 2005 7:40 PM | Link to comment
There's one saying:
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
If one bowl of kolo mee on a stall looks good to one person doesn't mean another person would look at it the same way.
Posted by: JN at 27 September 2005 10:51 PM | Link to comment
pls don't say she's kuching bombshell. makes people think kuching standard is like that. there are farrrrr prettier girls in kuching!
Posted by: jen at 29 September 2005 3:08 AM | Link to comment
Give me a break lah! If she's considered ugly, what do you call these?
Posted by: kennysia at September 26, 2005 10:16 PM
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That you call FUGLY!
btw, actually hor, I don't really wanna say much lor because hor the girl hor didn't really post that picture up herself BUT then hor so many people said that she is pretty, especially guys. I hor suddenly hor feel so ashame of my dick already.
So then hor, I wanna say hor.. Not really lor.. Okay lar maybe lighting problem gua but from the picture she look like just an average girl.
*Nebo runs before the girl cries and smacks him with her shoe
Posted by: nebo at 29 September 2005 5:38 AM | Link to comment
its screaming 'oh, lets go to SOHO and be seen'
Posted by: k-dog.. at 30 September 2005 1:20 AM | Link to comment
she has Too much make up... above average looking
Posted by: Fish Yang at 24 October 2005 9:04 PM | Link to comment
I guess she is a Bidayuh. They are pretty what?? Especially those grew up in town area. (Even Miss Sarawak 2006 is a Bidayuh, grew up in Annah Rais - quite remote area in Padawan district)
Her make up is just nice. She went to Soho (this place is not really for high class chicks..), we dont expect her to dress up all out..she was not going for beauty pageant. Hahaha.
Posted by: Dwi kirana at 17 September 2007 11:09 PM | Link to comment
Attractive girl, especially by Kuching's extremely low standards- below most other cities in Malaysia. LOL
Posted by: Jason Ang at 21 October 2007 7:13 PM | Link to comment


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