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17 August 2005
Short Talk:
Reading cypher's account of the anti-VSU protest brought back sweet memories of my student representation days back in Perth.
The Most Patriotic Malaysian Car Ever
Here's a guy that deserves a place in the Malaysia's Book of Records.

This is the kind of car that would make the my balls swell to three times their original size. Seriously, how could ANY Malaysian NOT be proud of a car like this?
I bet the car stereo is playing Negaraku when he's driving.

The guy's got so many flags on his car that if he ever gets killed in a car crash, the country is gonna give him a Hero's burial.
Man, I'm proud to be Malaysian. I shall go tattoo the Malaysian flag on my back right now.
:: Posted by Kenny at 2:30 PM | Link | Facebook It
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56 Comments:
haha..stupid ass..tat car can contribute to the rising accidents in malaysia...haha
Posted by: kay at 17 August 2005 2:37 PM | Link to comment
btw...kenny..i tot you hav a job...how come can post 1?slacking off leh..haha
Posted by: kay at 17 August 2005 2:39 PM | Link to comment
OMG... is he so proud to be a malaysian? :P
Posted by: kit fan at 17 August 2005 2:42 PM | Link to comment
the car owner is plain lame dude...
I so so pity the car...
Posted by: dreckker at 17 August 2005 2:46 PM | Link to comment
Those kind of cars usually have a season... Merdeka time. Man, they just pop up everywhere. Patriotism at its best. Cars with flags on their bonnets, flag poles (something like that) on cars, lorries, vans. I feel like crying.
Posted by: Shant at 17 August 2005 2:49 PM | Link to comment
haha. people sure to turn to look at tht car, then more accidents will happen.
Posted by: aaron at 17 August 2005 2:58 PM | Link to comment
not enuf patriot, the car sticker should change from 'Street Fighter' (Jap leh) to maybe...
'Hang Tuah' or keris.... :p
Posted by: LocKee at 17 August 2005 3:14 PM | Link to comment
I dunno how is it in Kuching, but here in PJ it would be very likely that this car owner provides towing services. Imagine the number of accidents he would've caused and he'd have the last laugh cos its $$$ for him.
Posted by: nal1210 at 17 August 2005 3:17 PM | Link to comment
Maybe that guy sells flags??? lol
Posted by: ya at 17 August 2005 3:34 PM | Link to comment
try tattoing your ass instead
Posted by: cendol at 17 August 2005 3:50 PM | Link to comment
haha....one of this flag just flew off on highway then he will become a Zero.
I think this guy is really lack of attention.
Posted by: 8dee at 17 August 2005 3:52 PM | Link to comment
how come no one got sell Jalur Gemilang underwear? that one sure i buy. damn patrotic to keep country near feel good area
Posted by: mervkwok at 17 August 2005 4:04 PM | Link to comment
i wonder do these ppl know what is Merdeka or patriotism?
if u guy don't know what i'm talking about, try to go out on the 30th Aug nite.....you can see all those stupid a$$ ppl on motorbikes, cars and etc etc..jumping up here and dere...drive/ride dangerously....
Posted by: jhlam at 17 August 2005 4:14 PM | Link to comment
I tot it's a hearse! What's this idiot trying to prove?
Posted by: Tan Silly Latuk at 17 August 2005 4:27 PM | Link to comment
hmmm....I wonder if he has any problem parking in shopping mall basements. I'm guessing that he probably has double sided tape handy in his car in case some of the flags fall off.
Posted by: simmie at 17 August 2005 4:40 PM | Link to comment
This is an example of Malaysians, taking the Merdeka spirit too seriously. Like, Malaysian-seriously.
Posted by: xaph at 17 August 2005 5:10 PM | Link to comment
you gotta be kidding me. i think i'm more patriotic. that kenari probably uses shell. i dig primax.
Posted by: 8555 at 17 August 2005 5:18 PM | Link to comment
wahahah street fighter? this is funny
Posted by: Darren at 17 August 2005 5:39 PM | Link to comment
I wonder if the driver wears a Crash helmet with same set of flags stuck on the head...
*Wonders away*
Posted by: Colin at 17 August 2005 5:40 PM | Link to comment
That fella betta' had his flags stuck on tight. As Merdeka-day inch closer, others may just be tempeted to pinch-off some of his flags and parade them as their own. Why not? He looks like he's selling them, anyway....
Posted by: ct at 17 August 2005 5:46 PM | Link to comment
wait till you see some cars with a flag spread over the bonnet!
Posted by: belacans at 17 August 2005 6:23 PM | Link to comment
yeah right, kenny. ;)
Posted by: ningx at 17 August 2005 6:25 PM | Link to comment
wait till you see some cars with a flag spread over the bonnet!
Posted by: belacans at 17 August 2005 6:31 PM | Link to comment
Seriously lah, the mini jalur gemilang mounted on these cars look very oh biang. Can understand the patriotism, but dont you think it looks silly and lack aesthetic? I reckoned for the 2020 forward look, its better to put stickers on the car and Malaysisan can more creative this way...like the formulas? Lagi cantek lah tuan.
Posted by: FROM SEBERANG TAMBAK at 17 August 2005 7:22 PM | Link to comment
This makes me feel so patriotic liao.. i wanna tattoo "Merdeka!! Merdeka!! Merdeka!!" on my dick now
Posted by: raymondevil at 17 August 2005 8:23 PM | Link to comment
Why stop there?!
Get an eternal tattoo for your dick too....
Posted by: PakKadok at 17 August 2005 8:40 PM | Link to comment
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Ouch.
Posted by: desperate addict at 17 August 2005 9:16 PM | Link to comment
haha man never seen such patriotic person in ages.
Posted by: chrisssieeeeeeeeee at 17 August 2005 9:22 PM | Link to comment
Hey Dude, nice post, I saw similar vehicle several years ago, an older model. Anyway I appluase this person for having the gut to be different no matter how tacky it seems. True he/she may cause accidents, but only because we Kuchingites are kepoh ,just like how we block the trafic at accident sites.
Posted by: e at 17 August 2005 9:57 PM | Link to comment
If number of motorcycles accidents increase during this month, that's the reason.
Posted by: NSDS3HvLDjJd at 17 August 2005 10:30 PM | Link to comment
So patriotic.
Posted by: Moody at 17 August 2005 10:31 PM | Link to comment
well, to tattoo merdeka merdeka merdeka on your dick, you'd need sufficient surface area, no? lolz. anyways, this guy is an accident waiting to happen. imagine if one of the flags blew off while driving, and got stuck onto another car's windshield. crash. and even worse if ALL the flags came off and got stuck. woah.
Posted by: qsl at 17 August 2005 10:43 PM | Link to comment
looks like a funeral car to me... ^_^
Posted by: dRaGon CiTY ™ at 18 August 2005 12:10 AM | Link to comment
looks like a " Nine Emperor" going for a parade
Posted by: up3_Up4 at 18 August 2005 12:28 AM | Link to comment
The car is quite ugly. Admire that guy's patriotism though.
Posted by: i.Lix at 18 August 2005 1:34 AM | Link to comment
I see you are heavily inspired by sixthseal.com. Just repost to a new audience? Haha! Admire your balls for doing that.
Posted by: abc at 18 August 2005 8:03 AM | Link to comment
Dear Kenny,
Cool~ Show us the tattoo then :p
btw, 31st Aug is Malaysia's national day rite?
Show us all how much u love yr country.. haha :D
*joking, dun mean to force u into tattooing.
moon
Posted by: moon at 18 August 2005 8:27 AM | Link to comment
Oh my goodness..this car is actually seen in Kuching? I guess I have to keep my eyes open nowadays. If I've not mistaken, this photo was taken at our 4-1/2 mile shopping complex. I think I had better visit there this weekend, I might bump into this patriotic driver...
Posted by: Karen at 18 August 2005 8:46 AM | Link to comment
Is he from some triad? Maybe the Malaysian Govt may have some underworld connections...
hmmm...
Posted by: Brennan at 18 August 2005 9:24 AM | Link to comment
kay, ummm...
Shant, I hope you said 'cry' you meant 'tears of joy'.
jhlam, unfortunately for most ppl, Merdeka Day is just another holiday. Now I don't know how bad it is for me to say this, but looking back - I wonder what it would be like if Malaysia is still under British control though.
ct, its verrryyyy tempting.
raymondevil, unfortunately you only have enough space to tattoo "Merd"...
e. heh heh. Agreed.
abc, I can't say I'm not inspired by him. But 'repost to a new audience'? Huh? What cock talking you?
Karen, yes and yes.
Posted by: kennysia at 18 August 2005 10:01 AM | Link to comment
OHMYGAWD. This guy got nuthin better to do issit? He really loves Malysia... Well, its not so bad lah, at least he's patriotic!
Oh yeah, reminds me as well, I saw one near JB- this guy stuck flags in the same fashion- only he had the Jalur Gemilang on the hood of the car as well!My family and I had a riot of laughter all the way home!!!
Posted by: jam at 18 August 2005 11:30 AM | Link to comment
i've seen worse >i've seen worse >
I also have seen one with love hearts and kisses .....ALL OVER IT!IN BRIGHT RED AND PINK on a white kancil. I slowed down my car because i couldn't stop laughing...
Posted by: hankyo at 18 August 2005 11:52 AM | Link to comment
I can imagine you getting a tattoo on your dick as some people suggest. At times, your tattoo is merely MAS, a while later it becomes MALAYS and hopefully, it will subsequently reveal - MALAYSIA!!!
Posted by: suituapui at 18 August 2005 11:59 AM | Link to comment
he should instead donate the money that he used to buy those flags to the needy.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 18 August 2005 12:55 PM | Link to comment
malaysia boleh!
Posted by: jul at 18 August 2005 1:02 PM | Link to comment
HI Kenny! actually the jhlam is right! For merdeka we should give thankful to our country....! But some of the people they know nothing about it, they drive/ride dangerously on the 30th Aug, what are their want to proof? is this their proof love their country?
Posted by: davdevil01 at 18 August 2005 5:17 PM | Link to comment
HI Kenny! actually the jhlam is right! For merdeka we should give thankful to our country....! But some of the people they know nothing about it, they drive/ride dangerously on the 30th Aug, what are their want to proof? is this the way to proof their love our country?
Posted by: davdevil01 at 18 August 2005 5:19 PM | Link to comment
This is typike Ah Beng Car wut ...
Got street fighter sticker oso ...
Niah Beh .... Makes your Lan Pa si Beh Tua Liap !
Posted by: ABeng at 18 August 2005 7:23 PM | Link to comment
is that some kind of promo vehicle?
Posted by: ramesh at 19 August 2005 3:39 AM | Link to comment
Hey, the 6th photo, did you photoshop it? You caught Jojo Struys in a very nice clean shot at the bottom right of the picture. Not bad.
Posted by: Javalier at 19 August 2005 5:49 PM | Link to comment
Patriotic car... but, is it a Proton in the first place? =p
Posted by: Wind at 20 August 2005 12:06 PM | Link to comment
well, it doesn't necessarily mean he's patriotic just because he has full of flags on his car rite?
Posted by: dowacks at 29 August 2005 9:06 PM | Link to comment
Malaysian's sense of patriotism is very much different from other country... In India National Flag is considered sacred and should be treated with dignity, honour and respect.
Posted by: Cheng at 06 November 2005 8:33 PM | Link to comment
a tatoo? siao !
The flag doesnt look that macho on you leh !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 11 July 2006 4:46 PM | Link to comment
I don't like anything Malaysian since Mahathir Mohammad made his speeches attacking everyone and everything. I say boycott Malaysia...anyone agree?
Posted by: Rollie at 20 November 2007 2:32 AM | Link to comment
dear sir,i would like to know if you accept telegraphic transfer as type of payment because am intrested in your cars.if you are ready just send me you bank details and i prepare my payments.i need 5 units.hope to hear from you soon.Elijah
Posted by: basenero elijah at 29 December 2007 9:03 PM | Link to comment


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