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21 July 2005
Short Talk:
Myself and a few other Malaysian bloggers will be participating in the upcoming Blogathon for Charity program on the 6th-7th August 2005. Our collaborative blog is over at BloggersAreMorons.com
We're still finalizing on the details, but we'll make sure its gonna be a fun thing for everyone. At the end of the day, it is for a good cause. Come 6th August, I hope our readers can be generous with their donation.
The Saddam Party Girl Controversy
This entry is not-safe-for-work, so make sure your boss, workmates, husband, wife, brothers, sisters, children and doggies are not around you before you continue reading.
If I ever said I'm not a fan of Saddam Hussein, I'm sorry. I take those words back. He's found a new fan in me after the Iraqi Bloggers Conference 2005.
Saddam Hussein missed all the afternoon session of the conference and turned up only during the after party.
Spider Hole bars are all the rage in Iraq.
I spotted him wearing business suit inside the spider hole of Baghdad's hippest club, WMDXO at the Esplana-Fallujah. I don't know if he knows me, so I walked over there and introduced myself.
I'm glad I did. That man just kept giving me surprises after surprises throughout the night.
Kenny: "Hi, I'm Kenny. :)"
Saddam: "Heyyyyyyyy, you're Kenny! You're from Kuching right? Guess what? I'm from Kuching too!"
Kenny: "Whoa!"
Surprise #1: Saddam Hussein recognised me.
Surprise #2: Saddam Hussein is from Kuching! Damn, I never read enough of his bio to realise that.
"Excuze me teacher! I want to go to toilet!"
To be precise, Saddam Hussein is born in Tikrit but his parents are from Kuching. But I don't care, I want to claim him as one of our own. :) Despite him being so controversial, I'm still proud that such an evil dictator like him has roots from my hometown, ok?
Saddam: "You know... I know exactly what your Weapon of Mass Destruction looks like."
Kenny: "I know what your Weapon of Mass Destruction looks like too!"
Not bad for a conversation starter eh? How I wish I could say that to every evil oppressor I know. ;)
Before he found fame as an evil dictator, Saddam worked as a tortoise-fighting plumber for a short while.
We were referring to the 'UN Weapons Inspection' crisis when Saddam Hussein vehemothly denied that he possessed stockpiles of Anthrax and VX nerve gas agent. Next thing you know, George W Bush went crazy sending airstrikes and ripped Saddam a new asshole with his cowboy 'Shock and Awe' campaigns.
I was amused why George W Bush made a big deal out of this when UN inspector Hans Blix already said that Iraq has no Weapons of Mass Destruction. So I went ahead and e-mailed George Bush a photo of me with my WMDs.
Sad to say, my picture wasn't as well-received.
Later that evening, in a Saddam Hussein's secret underground dungeon where many other evil Iraqi generals were congregating...
Kenny: "Hey Saddam, can I take a photo with you?"
Saddam: "Yah, sure!"
Kenny: (to Chemical Ali) "Ali, can you help us take a photo?"
Chemical Ali: "Sure, man."
Saddam: "You know what would be really funny? I think we should do a photo together showing off our nuclear bombs."
Kenny: "!!!"
Kenny: "I'll do it. Are you gonna do it?"
Saddam: "I'll think about it, but only if you do it first."
Kenny: "Okay."
Who said I have two pimples in front of my chest?
I don't know what happened next but the chatty room full off evil tyrants suddenly turned quiet. VERY quiet.
All I remember was Chemical Ali shaking his head saying "Those nuclear weapons deserve an entire Gulf War on their own, man."
Chemical Ali's camera flash went off.
I turned and saw Saddam quickly putting his trousers back on. I reviewed at my camera AND THEN I saw this.
OH. MY. FREAKIN'. GAWD.
I showed it to Saddam and we burst out laughing our tits off. It felt as if I just shot the cover of my first terrorist-training DVD - "Hairy Potter and the Half Naked Czar"
Chemical Ali walked away in disbelief.
Chemical Ali: "I've got only one thing to say about this, man... LET'S GO TAKE OVER THE WORLDDDDD! YEAAHHHHH!!!"
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58 Comments:
hi....very imaginative post :) catch up soon...and please intro saddam to me ok :)
Posted by: Thai Boxing Girl at 21 July 2005 12:26 AM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny -- you scored a hole in one hiding away that elusive rat/oops, cat, from Kuching, aren't both of you!
Posted by: desiderata at 21 July 2005 12:38 AM | Link to comment
hey kenny.. nice comeback dude... especially after the original one:D i'm from kch too but now in toronto though:P keep it up:D and could u arrange me with saddam.. would like to get a hold on some of his wmds too;)
Posted by: @lfie at 21 July 2005 12:43 AM | Link to comment
haha. the previous one is much more entertaining. lol. *winks* XD
Posted by: wahlui at 21 July 2005 12:44 AM | Link to comment
Haha, although I didn't have a really good laugh, but it is 100% better than the previous one. ;)
Posted by: Jason at 21 July 2005 12:46 AM | Link to comment
I guess the previous post was rather crude. But then, keep up the great work so far.
Posted by: Shawen at 21 July 2005 12:58 AM | Link to comment
Agree with Jason.
I guess this is a more tasteful way to interpret the what happened. At least you won't get hit by non-supportive bloggers of the previous version of the post (which includes me) and not even by Saddam supporters around the world (just in case) coz they're too busy plotting big 'projects'
Posted by: S-Kay at 21 July 2005 1:02 AM | Link to comment
WAH PIANG !
Posted by: Herman at 21 July 2005 1:02 AM | Link to comment
Seems like you are learning from George Bushy :) setting up smoke screens to take the "heat".
Posted by: KennyC at 21 July 2005 1:04 AM | Link to comment
I have to say this is a pretty good move, dude. :) So much for not saying anything about the thing eh? :)
Posted by: eyeriz at 21 July 2005 1:15 AM | Link to comment
Surrender... :)
Posted by: Kuzco at 21 July 2005 1:25 AM | Link to comment
wat a mask, wat a mask...
u noe how ppk prefer original version do you, be it a love or hate thing...
Posted by: thatbottle at 21 July 2005 1:33 AM | Link to comment
welcome back.
Posted by: bUttsHAk3r at 21 July 2005 1:48 AM | Link to comment
Damn, Kenny. You just did a ka-soons on yourself! Or should I say KenNy-Nei's. :P This one wallops a punch, or punches a wallop, whichever. Lucky didn't wake someone up laughing.
Posted by: Javalier at 21 July 2005 2:06 AM | Link to comment
Glad to see the well-missed Kenny back.
You have no reason to shy away, and this is a good comeback in sub of the previous one, I supposed.
:)
I also want to join the army! Muahaha
Posted by: Scarlett Ting at 21 July 2005 2:12 AM | Link to comment
Hey, send my regards to Saddam. ;)
Posted by: Crazy at 21 July 2005 2:17 AM | Link to comment
glad your back :) nice post dude :)
Posted by: ramesh at 21 July 2005 2:57 AM | Link to comment
This is so shitty! Man you are losing it.
Posted by: sri kuching at 21 July 2005 3:01 AM | Link to comment
nice subbing to the previous 1..eventhough i dun c a need for it
Posted by: soon at 21 July 2005 3:50 AM | Link to comment
The Brazilian are champion!
Posted by: Brazil at 21 July 2005 4:20 AM | Link to comment
E told me about the "hot and steamy" post on kenny's reality show, no, I mean weblog from gossip town involved this high profile somebody, I was like cool, I like shit like that you know. Dude, you with Saddam's whitty, Awesome~!
Posted by: blackwidow at 21 July 2005 4:31 AM | Link to comment
xiaxue's blog seems to have been attacked.
*gasp*
not your doing, is it?
Posted by: bUttsHAk3r at 21 July 2005 4:48 AM | Link to comment
Your blog, your life, your rules. You have my undying support no matter what you post. Mostly. :)
And they accuse American conservatives of being puritanical...
Posted by: Su Ku Kia at 21 July 2005 6:44 AM | Link to comment
Though I preferred the original one (and I had the presence of mind to save the page ;) before you removed it), I think this one is da bomb.
funny shit. not as sexy, but definitely funny.
Posted by: Insens at 21 July 2005 6:55 AM | Link to comment
Great comeback!
Posted by: Dave at 21 July 2005 7:06 AM | Link to comment
*applaus*
damn. u r funny. i wish i can find the cached version of the old 1 though. :P
Posted by: StupidGenius at 21 July 2005 8:28 AM | Link to comment
Nice come back dude, nice come back !
Posted by: Shion at 21 July 2005 8:59 AM | Link to comment
only those who have seen your original 1st post will get to know what the hell happened, as well as understand this second entry.... hahahahaha..... (evil grin)
Posted by: dreckker at 21 July 2005 9:04 AM | Link to comment
Superb resilience. Great job! Keep up the spirits man!
Posted by: Carol at 21 July 2005 9:28 AM | Link to comment
Great post...you managed to turn things round eh?? since when MB became Ali...hahahah...chemical brownie?
Posted by: Dexter at 21 July 2005 9:32 AM | Link to comment
You r really talk kok king at its BEST! Peifu....
Posted by: WMD Scientist at 21 July 2005 9:45 AM | Link to comment
lmao... oh kenny, how can we NOT love you??
Posted by: Nadia at 21 July 2005 9:52 AM | Link to comment
Hats to you. This is hilarious compared to the original.
Posted by: Yamasam at 21 July 2005 9:52 AM | Link to comment
Just treat this post as entirely new ok? Why keep on mentioning "original post" when all of you people knows that Kenny is trying his best to close that chapter? Kenny has moved on, why can't you readers move on too?
Posted by: ah fatt's fan at 21 July 2005 9:55 AM | Link to comment
By the way, Kenny, do offer your best effort to help out Xiaxue now. I guess she really needs it. It's coincidental that both of you are in rough patches now. But if Kenny can bounce back from his chapter, i'm sure Xiaxue will, too.
Posted by: ah fatt's fan at 21 July 2005 10:00 AM | Link to comment
wish people would shut up about what's tasteful or not around here. who died and made you the blog police?
i didn't mind the old one, but and frankly it felt like the whole Blog Dark Ages again and the conservatives winning the moment you took off your post, but coming back with this is gold.
A parody of your own controversial post; simply genius!
Posted by: taste at 21 July 2005 10:25 AM | Link to comment
Dude, this is quite lame leh and you can definitely do better than this lah.
Posted by: Tan Silly Latuk at 21 July 2005 10:55 AM | Link to comment
WOOHOO KENNY!
Posted by: Barffie at 21 July 2005 11:46 AM | Link to comment
chey...still no picture of your sore right hand. The entire blog police community is waiting with abated breath.
Posted by: law at 21 July 2005 11:52 AM | Link to comment
sounds like the movie Team America gone wrong. LOL
Posted by: 9 at 21 July 2005 12:11 PM | Link to comment
Hint of funny, lots of tongue-in-cheek, and a huge dollop of take-that-you-jerks. Must be an '05 vintage. Singapore varietal? Bottled at the Blog Con? Mmmmm... Careful of bottle sickness. I recommend a few months before revisiting it.
Posted by: postmaster-general at 21 July 2005 1:02 PM | Link to comment
Classic!
Posted by: K' at 21 July 2005 1:42 PM | Link to comment
You're funny, Kenny. But you're good at it. And that counts.
Posted by: LC_Teh at 21 July 2005 1:44 PM | Link to comment
clap clap clap!
applause applause!
great job kenny!
Cheers!
er.. hem.. we miss you *winks* don! don't ever put a gap of days for not posting anything
Posted by: She's Jess at 21 July 2005 2:30 PM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny
u have done nothing wrong with that original post, why remove it??? Not only was i not disappointed, i was rather impressed by your humour in that post including the disclaimer at the begining. Your are really talented and creative in what you do, so much better than most of the bloggers in Malaysia so keep it up. If you have restrain yourself too much it will make your post less interesting. People judge you through their colored glasses, so it is their colored opinion about you. keep up the good work mate, cheers
ps any chance of reposting it at a later date
Posted by: FT at 21 July 2005 3:52 PM | Link to comment
This is why you are blogger of the year...
:)
Nice comeback. Got class. Salute!
Posted by: cowboy caleb at 21 July 2005 4:43 PM | Link to comment
Brilliant comeback post! You're like jujitsu master.
Posted by: Step at 21 July 2005 7:49 PM | Link to comment
well written indeed..ppl will not even noe if this is actually linked to the incident
Posted by: bearx at 21 July 2005 8:06 PM | Link to comment
I'm sorry to say this but Kenny I'm starting to dislike you. I prefer the old Kenny.
Posted by: BlinkingStar at 21 July 2005 8:41 PM | Link to comment
Nice twist ;)
Posted by: KayuWangi at 21 July 2005 9:30 PM | Link to comment
Lame.
Posted by: Lame at 21 July 2005 9:50 PM | Link to comment
where the hell did the original kenny go?
yo?
Posted by: water_junk at 21 July 2005 9:50 PM | Link to comment
:) very well done!
Posted by: Amanda at 22 July 2005 9:19 AM | Link to comment
heehee kenny got konned. Keep it steady ,man!
Posted by: je77y at 23 July 2005 1:11 PM | Link to comment
try not to write any comment on politics stuff as which 9 massive explosion has just occur in London. Watch out for confliction int his blog or wise action will be taken furter to ICA. Thanks
Posted by: Police at 24 July 2005 10:18 AM | Link to comment
Funny.
But jaga ah. Later some guy from C.I.D come and catch you.
Posted by: Mark Chan at 21 December 2005 11:56 PM | Link to comment
A very imaginative post.
You bring joy to my world. :)
Posted by: cyth at 03 September 2006 5:00 AM | Link to comment
O_O haha
Posted by: Maddie at 08 September 2007 2:19 PM | Link to comment
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