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27 July 2005

Short Talk:

If I get a dollar everytime I help a friend out of suicidal thoughts, I'd be a freakin' millionaire right now. Well not really, but I'd be $2 richer.


Red Ferrari Spotted in Kuching

I was walking past some shoplots this morning when I spotted this seeming innocent-looking car parked by the side.

On closer inspection, I realised this isn't your average lau-ah-pek car you can find in Kuching.

Check out that famous black and yellow emblem on the front of the car.

Yes. The unmistakable signature of a true Scuderia Ferrari Italian sports car. I saw it right here, in Kuching, parked next to a kopitiam selling RM2 kolo mee.

I'm curious to know who the owner of the Ferrari is. After all, authentic sports cars are a rare sight in Kuching, let alone a true Ferrari sports car.

Lucky for me, I didn't have to wait too long for the owner to return to his vehicle.

Look, its Michael Schumacher!

Apparently, Michael Schumacher is in Kuching on an official business. I had a short conversation with him and he said he was here to attend an exclusive car show. Funny I didn't know about it, else I'd be there to blog about the event.

Michael then pulled a photo album out of his Ferrari to show me. They're photos from the car show. I spotted a familiar face in there.

That's my friend Apple Lim on the right, posing next to Michael Schumacher's Ferrari.

Whoa! Such a coincidence, isn't it?

Anyway, I don't know how long Michael Schumacher is gonna be in Kuching, but I have a newfound respect for him after talking to him today. One thing for sure - next time I see that red Ferrari on the grand prix race course, I know who I'll be cheering.

Go Schumacher, go!


:: Posted by Kenny at 12:03 AM | Link | Facebook It
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58 Comments:

Next time I stick one Ferrari logo on my car and claim it tu be my sports car. :LOL:

- Life Feel

Posted by: Life Feel at 27 July 2005 1:07 AM | Link to comment

LoL

Posted by: UB6IB9 at 27 July 2005 1:11 AM | Link to comment

haha nw he shld be at the back... he is doin badly this season my dear..... Boo Schumi..

Posted by: cheryl at 27 July 2005 1:12 AM | Link to comment

macam toy car =P

Posted by: Reta at 27 July 2005 1:12 AM | Link to comment

u like talking rubbish lah

Posted by: ming at 27 July 2005 1:17 AM | Link to comment

On first glance, people would think you are speaking the truth.

but it's all photoshoped, except for the fake Ferrari scrapyard car.

Posted by: Pragmatist at 27 July 2005 1:17 AM | Link to comment

*sigh*

not all ppl have sense of humour and take jokes seriously.

Posted by: Life Feel at 27 July 2005 1:20 AM | Link to comment

Yay! Ferrari!! now if only they did better this season. Sure looks like they're racing that car in the grandprix-s

[note: ferrari fan i am]

Posted by: mervkwok at 27 July 2005 1:35 AM | Link to comment

hahahaha! this is stupidly farnie!

Posted by: Aud at 27 July 2005 1:36 AM | Link to comment

yeah thisis rubbish

Posted by: stupid at 27 July 2005 1:50 AM | Link to comment

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VERY GOODA!
VERY FARNEEEE!!!

*clap clap clap clap cl* (4 1/2 claps outta 5)

Posted by: ahbeR at 27 July 2005 1:52 AM | Link to comment

at first i thought you were telling the truth which made me read on.. until i saw the photoshopped girls. then i was like WTF?

kansai kenny, you wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this post

lol!

Posted by: jimmy at 27 July 2005 2:20 AM | Link to comment

that bonet mayb took from a real old school ferrari.
dun pray pray ar....

Posted by: MengZ at 27 July 2005 2:36 AM | Link to comment

I too thought you were blogging the truth till I saw that obviously Michael Schumacher photo, haha. That last picture was particularly hilarious. Go go Schumacher! Go go Ferrari!

Posted by: Cindy at 27 July 2005 3:02 AM | Link to comment

*sigh* nice try.

Posted by: wahlui at 27 July 2005 3:10 AM | Link to comment

hen lame...

Posted by: lalalabom at 27 July 2005 3:20 AM | Link to comment

SPG partner tak jadi...now stand up comedian wannabe?

Posted by: purelamest at 27 July 2005 3:35 AM | Link to comment

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Posted by: Reta at July 27, 2005 01:12 AM

u like talking rubbish lah
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He is rubbish.

Posted by: Duh at 27 July 2005 3:37 AM | Link to comment

nice one :) lol!

Posted by: ramesh at 27 July 2005 3:59 AM | Link to comment

man... ur photoshop skills are remarkable!!

Posted by: sassyjam at 27 July 2005 4:36 AM | Link to comment

Chao boh liao!

Posted by: Xiaxue at 27 July 2005 5:11 AM | Link to comment

Well... you got to admit he has a humour there XD

Posted by: HaMz at 27 July 2005 7:27 AM | Link to comment

I think you tried too hard on this one. But I've long learn to stop drinking any kind of beverage while reading your blog. You suprise me in many ways sometimes.

Posted by: alvin at 27 July 2005 9:36 AM | Link to comment


OMG....RM2 kolo mee..!!!??? That's what a plate of mee used to cost in KL about 15 years ago.

Posted by: in at 27 July 2005 10:07 AM | Link to comment

hahaaaa hahaaaaa lol

Posted by: ahlian at 27 July 2005 10:15 AM | Link to comment

Hahaha, great one! Your PS skills are great, I really like the Schumi & autoshow pics, great stuff man :D Just out of curiousity, do you get to see exotic cars there? The biggest bunch of nice cars (not at an auto even of course) I got to see was when I was at Penang, about 2 Ferraris (F355/360 Modena)and 3 Lamborghinis (2 Gallardos/1 Murcielago). *drools*

Posted by: Shant at 27 July 2005 10:37 AM | Link to comment

That looks like a Honda Accord.

Posted by: Chung at 27 July 2005 11:09 AM | Link to comment

Heyyyyy... can't a guy talk cock anymore?!

Posted by: kennysia at 27 July 2005 11:43 AM | Link to comment

LOL!

Posted by: SK at 27 July 2005 11:49 AM | Link to comment

now i know why my mercediz "3 legged star" always go missing

Posted by: jade at 27 July 2005 12:21 PM | Link to comment

wahliaoz. some people do take things so seriously. i found it quite funny leh. still, driving an old ferari is still driving a ferari, lolz.

Posted by: qsl at 27 July 2005 12:25 PM | Link to comment

alonso the man!!! :D

Posted by: sarah at 27 July 2005 12:31 PM | Link to comment

Damn you crack me up kenny!! And your Photo shop skills... WOW!! No wonder Ferrari isnt doing so well this season.

Posted by: Avi at 27 July 2005 12:41 PM | Link to comment

OMG, some people are so blur when it comes to cars. From pic 1 already u can tell it's not a Ferrari!!! Ferrari sticker can buy at Petaling street for RM1 can stick on a Kancil also!!!

Kenny, some of your readers are so gullible; the others have no sense of humour at all!!! Now THAT is hilarious!! HAHAHAHAHA

BTW, you photoshop superbly. Schumi looks to be really HERE, man!

Posted by: Visitor at 27 July 2005 1:21 PM | Link to comment

Kenny Sia boleh!!!! You've lightened up my day! Thanks.

Posted by: Tan Silly Latuk at 27 July 2005 1:29 PM | Link to comment

this is hilarious..

ferrari or kenny.. i will go for kenny's wittiness.. ^^

Posted by: jul at 27 July 2005 1:53 PM | Link to comment

michael schumacher? Bah! Sebastien Loeb tests my tyres on Sundays.

Posted by: 8555 at 27 July 2005 2:48 PM | Link to comment

Hi Kenny:

You hunted down a Matsallehshoemaker, a FieryredCar, and an SweetApple -- do you still have Headhunters there-Ah? I'm so afrAid to visit you state now, even the former PM said so in today's NST frontpage.

Posted by: desiderata at 27 July 2005 4:18 PM | Link to comment

sum people just want to see others down.. funny stories have ere.. ignore those lamers..

Posted by: eediot at 27 July 2005 4:25 PM | Link to comment

photoshopping at its best. haha!

Posted by: Miss J at 27 July 2005 4:52 PM | Link to comment

Wah. I thought you were telling the truth. Like...I really thought you took a picture of Michael and Apple Lim. Fooled me.

Posted by: suspiciousbastard at 27 July 2005 6:06 PM | Link to comment

I got fooled. U trickster! :)

Posted by: kit fan at 27 July 2005 6:13 PM | Link to comment

schumi must have thought Kuching is the City of Pussies

Posted by: ndy at 27 July 2005 9:20 PM | Link to comment

lol this is so funny! Your Photoshop skills are awesome...I can't even Photoshop to save my life!

Posted by: kpy at 27 July 2005 9:29 PM | Link to comment

This is Michael... my lawyers will contact you!

Posted by: Michael at 27 July 2005 11:05 PM | Link to comment

Wahaha, Apple must charge u some copyleft fees for using her pic liao :p

Posted by: Jaschocolate at 27 July 2005 11:19 PM | Link to comment

Xiaxue, drawing on your friend's face with make up very oo liao is it!

Shant, its not very often. I think the last car show in Kuching was about the Bentleys. We're very deprived here.

ylchong, next time Mahathir comes down to Sarawak, I'll be there to hunt his head that's for sure. ;)

Posted by: kennysia at 27 July 2005 11:49 PM | Link to comment

so not funny.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 28 July 2005 12:21 AM | Link to comment

Empty vessels make the most noises and how true some of the so called humourist and oh so smart people make themselves out to be in their ramblings. haha

Posted by: Ziggy at 28 July 2005 12:22 AM | Link to comment

I think you must be looking for jokes.com instead of kennysia.com then. I'm just talking cock, not expecting you to laugh with me.

Posted by: kennysia at 28 July 2005 1:13 AM | Link to comment

Shit, I thought he was really in Kuching until I finished reading your post (and seeing all the pics).

And if I may add, your PHOTOSHOP skills ROCKS!

Posted by: narrowband at 28 July 2005 2:25 AM | Link to comment

post up savvy too baby

Posted by: davors at 28 July 2005 4:01 AM | Link to comment

quite a lot of stupid ppl around.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 28 July 2005 2:11 PM | Link to comment

Hahaha, you're quite talented with photoshop aren't you!

Posted by: Silencers at 30 July 2005 4:35 PM | Link to comment

that ain't a ferrari car! it's an old nippon car....i can't really recall the actual name.

Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 21 August 2005 11:26 AM | Link to comment

There's actually a ferrari 355 or 348 in Kuching.

Posted by: guy at 21 September 2005 9:27 PM | Link to comment

Wah Micheal Schumacher was there ah? He wear shorts is it? Me alwiz wondering how hairy his legs are. Got take pic? ^_^

Posted by: i_am_n00b at 08 October 2005 8:34 PM | Link to comment

**salutes**

wtf i laughed my guts out!! XDXD

hahahahahhahahaha!

when i saw michael schumacher there i juz burst out into lughter,,my gosh..dis made my day XDXD

Posted by: hans at 30 December 2005 1:28 AM | Link to comment

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