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05 July 2005
How You Know You're An Addict Of Kenny Sia

This has got to be the most ball-enlarging thing I've ever read in a long, long time.
Whoever wrote this. Thanks. You owe me a new pair of underwear.

Make me sound like such a bad guy like that.
I hope your health insurance covers the treatment of this addiction.
:: Posted by Kenny at 9:41 AM | Link | Facebook It
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34 Comments:
It is your HAIRY legs that makes the differencelah. Ani kuan lu pun mmm chai-meh :D
Posted by: JacKing at 05 July 2005 10:16 AM | Link to comment
i admit dat im an addict of KENNY SIA!!!
Posted by: babysalad at 05 July 2005 10:35 AM | Link to comment
*gasp* That's me! I've been found out!
And I'm not alonee.
Posted by: cynical-idealist at 05 July 2005 10:41 AM | Link to comment
Since I stumbled upon your blog way way long time before you became famous of your April Fool's post, I am sort of addicted which made me read each and every post you wrote. Was even more happy when I saw you were using the same keyboard I am using that time. LOL. :)
Anyway, you rocks!
Posted by: Jason at 05 July 2005 11:25 AM | Link to comment
What does mangosteens have to do with this post?
*blank blink*
Posted by: n305er at 05 July 2005 11:33 AM | Link to comment
Kenny: I am not trying to enlarge your balls summore, but you know what? You see i wanted to sponsor a prize for blog of the year, but thank God they didnt want it. Otherwise, i really dont know how to make summore so handsome like you MORE handsome?
Posted by: kidchan at 05 July 2005 11:52 AM | Link to comment
Kenny !! it seems that this ball enlarging post has a totally opposite effect !!!!
From coconuts to mangosteens. woah ... that's a 7.56cm decrease in diameter ! sighz
I m sure u DON'T feel good with ur new balls, esp since they are trapped in a tight net till they've turned purple.
Posted by: zuj at 05 July 2005 12:03 PM | Link to comment
Kenny !! it seems that this ball enlarging post has a totally opposite effect !!!!
From coconuts to mangosteens. woah ... that's a 7.56cm decrease in diameter ! sighz
I m sure u DON'T feel good with ur new balls, esp since they are trapped in a tight net till they've turned purple.
Posted by: zuj at 05 July 2005 12:03 PM | Link to comment
didn't know you are "infamous"!
Posted by: sammie at 05 July 2005 12:05 PM | Link to comment
Oh well, I know that I've long been addicted to your site long before your April Fool's post. Your entries are always blardy funny, and it's pretty stupid how I always remember them at very random moments.
Like for instance, I was in my room, reading a book. My mind wandered off, and I suddenly recalled one of your funny jokes about those awful Chinese lolita music CDs. I cackled to myself, and my roommate, who was around, asked, "Why'd you laugh?"
"Nah, I was thinking of Kenny Sia, one of his jokes?"
"Who's Kenny Sia? Err, aren't you reading a novel right now?"
I couldn't be bothered explaining in detail who you were, but I did tell him that you were this Malaysian blogger though. He's not an internet buff, but if he were then probably he'd known you the moment he set foot onto PPS.
Posted by: Wan Zafran at 05 July 2005 12:36 PM | Link to comment
wahakekeke! kidchan giving kennysia a photo studio shot... wahlaueh! all SG gals go kuching liao wor. ;)
Posted by: belacans at 05 July 2005 3:19 PM | Link to comment
fucker... why i don't get this one..
Posted by: minishorts at 05 July 2005 3:44 PM | Link to comment
How many balls do you have? Must be extremely taxing for you to walk around with so many of them hanging between your legs.
Anyway, your blog rocks. Hope you are goin to come out with another article that would blow my balls aways.
Posted by: nbtd82 at 05 July 2005 3:45 PM | Link to comment
Wah liao...looking at some of the comments here makes me want to puke... especially the one by n305er (what kind of nick is this anyway?)
Anyway, kenny, dun be too happy. I suspect more than half of those who posted these mushy comments, and the person who wrote that article are guys who just want to poke your backside. Aren't malaysian famous for that?
Posted by: noci at 05 July 2005 4:15 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
ahahhahahah. Seems like you're becoming quite the famous blogger!
-Makan Kings-
Posted by: Makan Kings at 05 July 2005 5:19 PM | Link to comment
Kenny,
ahahhahahah. Seems like you're becoming quite the famous blogger! Cant see why would they be a kennysia.com addict though. :p
-Makan Kings-
Posted by: Makan Kings at 05 July 2005 5:25 PM | Link to comment
Ok I'll try it again.
I think you should get crutches or those 3-wheeled trolly thingies for your balls. You're gonna kill your back if you let those things hang without any support. :P
Posted by: FireAngel at 05 July 2005 5:28 PM | Link to comment
who cares about the ball size =P
whats the use if u have balls the size of the coconut and 'that thing' the size of the AA battery? =P
Posted by: longa at 05 July 2005 5:30 PM | Link to comment
told a fren about ur blog on Sunday.Today (tues) she told me she had read E.V.E.R.Y single post that u have posted!!!
Didnt know she'll get more addicted than me.
Posted by: jade at 05 July 2005 6:18 PM | Link to comment
Changing Balls again ??
Hmm... sometimes, bigger DOESN'T mean Better !
Looks CAN BE decieving !!
Posted by: zuj at 05 July 2005 7:03 PM | Link to comment
Can we sacrifice something to please Kenny?
Posted by: NSDS3HvLDjJd at 05 July 2005 7:15 PM | Link to comment
eh! why that coconut bald one?? i was expecting it to be like a rambutan considering the bulu kaki...
Posted by: chris at 05 July 2005 7:37 PM | Link to comment
Hey Dude, see that you have followed the metrosexual trend shaving your canon balls.
Posted by: e at 05 July 2005 10:07 PM | Link to comment
Eh!? What happened to the mangosteens? LOL
noci: Glad I could make you puke. The wonders of an ugly drug called n305er. Available at your nearby pharmacy.
Posted by: n305er at 05 July 2005 10:38 PM | Link to comment
kenny, i guess i'm an addict afterall. i've a fear for coconuts now.
Posted by: Missy Claris at 05 July 2005 10:41 PM | Link to comment
lucky it's not so hairy...
Posted by: suanie at 05 July 2005 11:10 PM | Link to comment
noci - I wasn't trying to poke Kenny's backside.........And I'm Singaporean...fortunately?
Posted by: desperate addict at 06 July 2005 12:22 AM | Link to comment
Point 1 is right on the spot. Haha... So Kenny, are your balls feeling bigger now?? Hehe... I played the quiz and unfortunately, I'm not Kenny Sia but hey, I got Lainie. =) Hehe... Point 8... Yes, of course Kenny's human after all. And a very much lovable human to a lot of ladies out there.. ^_~
Posted by: annabella at 06 July 2005 3:26 AM | Link to comment
yeah !
i do look at coconuts and think of you alreayd 1
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 10 July 2006 1:14 PM | Link to comment
Uh oh...
Posted by: prettywhackygur at 09 September 2006 12:04 AM | Link to comment
i m.. addicted!!
Posted by: lollipop at 21 March 2008 8:30 PM | Link to comment
ya...lots of people addicted
Posted by: anasta at 21 March 2008 11:51 PM | Link to comment
Oh No! I'm an addict
Posted by: Angie at 25 April 2008 10:46 PM | Link to comment
addicted like shit man! it's like if i don't get sex every single day... my alternate is read kennysia.com and masturbate!
i cum on you kenny. i cum on your FACE.
XXXXXX
there you go sweet boy... taste it..
Posted by: sic-ko man at 03 October 2008 9:20 PM | Link to comment


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