this post makes me hungry SIA!

if only you had typed this out a lot sooner.

i blame you for my expanding waistline.

wow man...

the food.... i stay in canberra... care to mail some over?

"because dammit... THOSE KIDS IN AFRICA ARE SUFFERING!"

Hahaha...this one cracked me up!!!

Cheers

elo, i knew this long time ago !

what an incriminating entry. instead of sex scandals, you decide to post an entry on food knowing that white collar slaves like me are starving here in our 3rd world companies. damn you kenny sia! damn you and your pictures to gourmet hell!!

"THINK ABOUT IT!" Gee..realise I never really did.

My mother tried using the same line her parents used on her, on me when I was a child (I was notorious for leaving food unfinished).

"The chickens will cry/die if you don't finish your rice"

Considering she used to live in a kampung and by the time I was born we were already living in an apartment... you can guess why that line was never effective on me.

Okay...I use to tell my mom "then u tar pau go africa lor.." very bad indeed. but then come to think of it, it helps in the long run as you learn conditionally how not to waste food. if you really can't finish that last piece of chicken, then next time don't take so many piece gettit! instead of take one barrel, buy 15 enuf lor!!!

LOLz. I actually thought of that long time ago. Ya, even if we dun finish our food, the food goes down the bin anyway.

So, the true moral of the story is --- Dun order too much food if u cant finish! Then nothing is "wasted". :)

Muahahahaha... luv the brocolli pic.. anyway.. on ur previous blog, u say that, the percentage of ppl hate you get higher when u take picture with certain girls.. so, how many percentage when u take with vegetable... hahahaha.. kidding... cheer dude.. keep up the good work

Aiyoh. Same leh. I got the same frigging problem with wanting to finish up all the food.

1. I feel guilty because the food is going to go to my waist.

2. I feel guilty because every bit of rice and veggie is painstakingly planted and cared for by the farmer, etc etc etc. And I just throw it away just like that. Waste you know?

My attention span is short enough as it is without the "no wandering during the meal" taboo.

Have you read the book (DO NOT SIT ON THIS BOOK - A collection of Chinese taboos)? It's quite interesting; however, I don't remember reading that one.

ha? what you trying to say? celly got pimples ka?

"Do not stab chopsticks on your bowl of rice as if they're joss sticks."

Hey i always got this one from my aunt. She'd CONSTANTLY say it with the explanation that the spirits will mistake it for their food that you're offering. And that if i kept on doing that, i might see an old man leaning over my food eating it when i turn around.

Walau.

Of course la scared to leave chopsticks standing in bowl after that!

Now it's just a habit from childhood that i don't do it. Plus so many other beliefs that will make adam think i'm being a silly goose.

well from what u r saying, i guess that most asians have almost the same superstitions... my gramma was also very superstitious n used to impose her belieffs on us...though some of it made sense n some were just unbelievable.

Do not leave the dinner table and wander around doing other things, else the ghost will sit at ur place and finish ur meal... i must say that woman had some massive imagination :P

Do not tap your plates (or any pots) deliberately with your utensils... well for this she had an explanation which made some sense... the sound of the utensils scraping the pot is like an indication that there isnt much food left and the mother wouldnt eat so that the children and the husband would have enuf to eat... well this could have been in olden days as most families werent so well to do and followed the malay saying "kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang makan petang". And mothers being very caring and thoughtful by nature, they would give up their food so that her children would have enuf. But nowadays if there isnt enuf food we'd just eat out or cook more so that everyone would have enuf.

And about wasting food...same case with most ppl...where got any mothers encouraging young ones to waste food :P My mom used to threaten me that she was gonna call the old beggar in my neighbourhood, knowing that i was scared of him. But i figured my own way of getting away with all the vege that i didnt like... by finishing up my water in the brown nestum mig and putting all the long beans in it...my mom only checks my plate n not the mug...this worked for me...until one fine day i forgot to clean my mug :D then my mom would only give me water in a clear glass :P

Hmmph... My grandparents always chided us and says only coolies or labor workers kneel whilst having dinner.

Hahahaha - head like brocolli. It's a good thing that your grandmother didn't smack you upside the head for that :D

*Yawn*

nabeh

your 'mistress' in the papers today . lucky they never get hold of tt famous picture at the blog con or open wounds again.

If you waste like 109483908 grains of rice, your wife will have pimples on every spot of her face. Then she will have really smooth skin leh...since all of her pimples will merge and surface out nicely. Then won't be like brocolli anymore. Maybe her swollen face will look more like a tomato.

aih. and to think all that good food go to waist. lolz. seriously, if they're starving in africa, have them come here instead! lolz. superstitions are funny.

You just gave me a good excuse for my expanding waistline :P

Well there's one superstition which I still believe in: "do not run around the dining table during dinner or you will cheeks will turn red" (yeah after mother slaps you for nearly making her trip while carrying a hot bowl of soup).

My family doesn't have to force to finish the food or leftovers because we have to fight for foods!

The most common threat is "finish your food or you will not grow up!!!" I used to waste food when I was small, then why on earth am I taller than most females now? But if that growing up meant mentally, then I guess that threat was right. :P

Yup. Why pay to suffer (from over-eating)?

Ken: Your Mum is NOT the only one with a flawed reason saying you must finish thy food for the sake of others suffering of malnutrition in Afirca.

I was in a generous mood when a "socialist" minnded unionist(just an acquiatance at that stage) passed me by when I was waiting for my mee greng. I tried to be hospitable, invited him to join me for a drink, and if he liked, I could still treat him to a plate of mee goreng.

He sat down next to me, "lectured" me about my bourgeosie tastes and wasting ... just like your Mum-lah, implying how could I indulge myself when there were thousands then mundernourised in Ethipia!

Bast... he did not even thank me for my offers of drink and mee, instead levelled at me withhis cocialist crap. Yes, flawed thinking. My ordering two mee goreng and 2 more iced milo did not affect the suffering thousands then in Africa in any way -- for worse or better.

Well, if people want to become "martyrs" fighting windmills, who am I to complain. I'd settle down to 2 plates of mee goreng 'stead!

better finish the last drop of rice on the plate...
superstitions are there for a reason.

Funny—when I was a kid, it was "starving children in China." I suppose these days, it would be North Korea.

Wahaha funny post.

WHY SO MANY PICTURES OF FOOD ON YOUR BLOG!! o_O

i think 'PC card' was a typo -- shldn't it be 'RC car' or something? nvm.

I think the best way not to acquire an expanding waistline from guilt (-induced gorging) would be to have as much as you can finish on your plate.

And to stay away from buffets. Even if it's chocolate. Bah.

Hahah I still remember when I was young my granny told me that first one about pimples on my future hubby. But then being teh little tomboy I was, I shoot her back saying, "who say I want to get married when I grow up?" HAhah but now I'm glad to say I'm married to a handsome man with minimal pimples and I didn't finish my rice most of the time.

All you people who turn hungry after reading this entry better quit it.

Celly's head is not edible ok.

Hoy!!

That's my strawberry shortcake in Coffee Club!!

I love the cake!!

*cough-fattybombom-cough*

strawberry shortcake looks yummy!

OIIIIIIIIIIIII THATS MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! I COMPRAIN!!! COPYRIGHT OIEEEEIII!!1

hahahaha! Malnutrition car?!?!?!!!!

No wonder you're such a porker !

heheh. i liked racing car rule no.4:

"better play on the larger playground,not suitable playing indoor on a single family house"

wtf??!! what has it got 2 do with the type of family?? damn cun lah this kind of advice..even worse than my mother's dinner-time advice.

well said! interesting one here.

I HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE.
damn...this is why i eat watever left on my plate.

i used to have tt thinking, carry on eating even though i was on the verge of explosion. cos mama said cannot waste food. now, i hack, if i carry on eating likett, i cant fit into the clothes in my wardrobe, and have to rebuy! isn't tt much more expensive?

FYI: bosnia is in the balkans, not africa.

yes, i am bored.

haha, why you complain lah, thanks to your family you have grown up to be a handsome man :)

maybe you can use that with your kids - eat if you want to be a ladies man ;)

I think you're hinting that Sillycelly be your future wife, yes?

My mom used to tell me about the pimples one. But it was different. My mom said the one who would get the pimples would be me. And I would go 'really?'. But I didn't finish my food. Anyway, I didn't get pimples. Hahaha. So it's all crap.

Ermm.... I got friends who so enjoyed racing their RC cars, they forgot about mealtimes. Maybe that counts towards malnutrition.... Were the warnings (unintentionally) correct after all?

u finish ur food bcos mama told u so. dont b so disrespecful

my mom also tells me the exact same thing abt how african kids have nth to eat, to make me finish my food. hehe. Whereas my granny would say if u can't finish, dun force yaself or u will get sick/tummyache. i prefer to listen to my granny :P:P

i agree wif u!!
i agree!!

my african frens told me that they used to get told by their moms "finish ur food! think of the hungry kids in CHINA!!"

true story.

Omg, my mom does the EXACT same thing to me. It's SO ANNOYING. >:O

It sure is annoying, but why in the first place take more than what you can eat? Its just to let be thankful for the food that you have, and that you are not on the verge of starvation like the people in countries suffering from famine. Have a heart.

Funny. When my parents told me 'Think of the people in Africa or some god-forsaken country, I think it would be worst to eat it because while they're starving, you're expanding your waistline. Hey, think about that!

Malnutrition. Malfunction?

go to http://untrained-economist.blogspot.com/ that explains the effect scientifically

I l
ike that brocolli..