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25 July 2005
Short Talk:
Stayed up till 1am last night fixing bugs on this site. Happy to say, all the bugs are squashed.
Face No Evil
KennySia: i have this theory rite
KennySia: everytime i put up a photo of me with a girl, the number of kennysia haters will rise by 10%
KennySia: everytime i put up a photo of me with my hand around that girl, it'll rise by 20%
KennySia: everytime i put up a photo of me with YOU, it'll rise by 50%.
KennySia: everytime i put up a photo of me with a topless model, it'll rise by 100%.
XiaXue: lol
XiaXue: how come mine so much
KennySia: Kenny Sia's number of haters is directly proportional to how nice the girl and I look in that picture.
A new hater is born after viewing this pic.
XiaXue: people dun like popular people la
XiaXue: simple as that
KennySia: there's this girl
KennySia: who used to like reading me.
XiaXue: then
KennySia: as soon as i come back from s'pore last time and posted my pics with u
KennySia: the hate comments start coming in
XiaXue: lol
KennySia: now she's going around leaving anti-kenny messages
XiaXue: doesnt matter
XiaXue: i'm sure there are more people from my blog who ended up liking u, than people who were originally read ur blog now disliking u
KennySia: that's true.
KennySia: kinda offsets it
XiaXue: people like her
XiaXue: are just flippant
XiaXue: why would u want readers like that
XiaXue: siao one
XiaXue: i also want
KennySia: u got lots eh
XiaXue: i got many messages last time
XiaXue: "i used to like xiaxue, but after she write about city harvest etc i don't like her anymore"
XiaXue: the most ridiculous was S.H.E
XiaXue: hello?!
XiaXue: i didnt even write bad stuff about them
KennySia: ppl want u to agree with them
XiaXue: i only say that their clothes look like kotex wrappers
XiaXue: which they did
XiaXue: black and white polka dots
KennySia: some ppl are a tad bit sensitive
KennySia: when i wrote about Miss Slovakia's face looking 'plastic'
KennySia: she wrote back to me telling me she never had plastic surgery.
KennySia: kns
KennySia: and that kanina Steven Lim left a message on my tag board.
KennySia: asking me to promote him
There you go Steven Lim. You asked for it.
KennySia: wahahaha
XiaXue: yuck
XiaXue: why ur stupid face always got this benign grin one
XiaXue: like those priests kind
XiaXue: must always be caught with a kindly face
My kindly face. And Silly Celly.
KennySia: yaloh
XiaXue: U look like u are about to say
XiaXue: "I BESTOW UPON YOU!"
KennySia: "PRAISE THE LORD!"
XiaXue: "MY BLESSINGS!"
KennySia: hahahaa
KennySia: friend of mine said i have the tai ko (big brother) look.
KennySia: do i really look like someone who's never gonna do evil stuff?
XiaXue: yes
KennySia: shit
XiaXue: thats why people oppose to u taking photo with spg
XiaXue: lol
XiaXue: if its bigfuck i'm totally fine
'The Big Fuck' Joel Tan
XiaXue: poor u
KennySia: yea i am so "blessed"
XiaXue: its not only ur face la
XiaXue: u are not a se (sinister) person
KennySia: thing is
KennySia: i am capable of doing sinister stuff once in a while
KennySia: but ppl dun expect me to do that 'cos of my face.
KennySia: i look like someone who's never gonna upset anyone
XiaXue: but u will have people saying u bhb (thick skin)
Now wait a minute. Have I missed something here?
Is there really such a notion that people who look one kind would do some things but not others? That's stereotype isn't it? I thought people have learnt a long time ago that looks can be deceiving.
Looks can be deceiving. The Thing, wanking... The Thing, wanking his thing.
"He doesn't look like the type of guy who would do that kind of stuff." I hear that a lot. Being born with a kindly face does have its benefits sometimes. I was rarely stopped by the police; I can walk through customs very easily; and people trust me with their babies.
As much as it can be flattering, a lot of times I feel restricted by people's expectations, simply because of how I look.
"I can't believe he's the type who frequents nightclubs."
"Wah you see he did this and that with this girl that girl so many girls."
"OMG, he bared his top for the whole wide world to see!"
I can understand where people are coming from. If I look like Robbie Williams and I did what I did, people wouldn't give two fucks about it at all. At best what I'll probably hear is, "Ahhh... that's just Kenny being Kenny, ya know? No big deal."
The problem is, like Wendy said, I look like a frickin' priest. And priests don't pose intimately with girls. They pose intimately with boys.
Feeling dejected, I consulted FaceAnalyzer.com to see if its true that I look like a typical good guy.
Average Honour, average politeness, average sociability, low promiscuity (heh). All in all, I'm pretty much the average joe.
How about the 'Big Fuck'?
Hail ye Japanese Emperor!
Get this, he's very polite, doesn't socialise as much, and VERY unpromiscuous (!). To top it all off, he's smarter than me, more ambitious than me, and gets paid helluva lot more than I do. This, my friends, is coming from a guy who once posted a photo with his underwear on his head.
Tell me Wendy, who would you rather bring home to your mommy?
There you have it. Looks can be deceiving. I may look like a priest outside, but I'm really a naughty boy on the inside.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Proof that Ayah Pin - Malaysia's most notorius playboy with ten wives - is innocent.
:: Posted by Kenny at 10:35 AM | Link | Facebook It
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49 Comments:
Hur hur, same here lah. I look like a 17 year old innocent naive young girl so people are always shocked when they find out i drink beer or smoke or whatever.
Posted by: FF at 25 July 2005 11:45 AM | Link to comment
Funny and inspiring. :D
- life feel
Posted by: Life Feel at 25 July 2005 11:50 AM | Link to comment
Everybody has a devil inside. Make sure you control it, otherwise you ended up being Hulk!
Posted by: pyan09 at 25 July 2005 11:55 AM | Link to comment
knncb where did you get THAT photo of joel?!
Posted by: minishorts at 25 July 2005 12:19 PM | Link to comment
Now I know why hair is growing on yr chest - something that doesn't happens often with Chinamen.
It's b'cos you are losing yr (head) hair.
It is moving from yr head to yr chest.
Posted by: PakKadok at 25 July 2005 12:22 PM | Link to comment
Kenny should try growing a goatee.
Posted by: Bootstrapper at 25 July 2005 12:40 PM | Link to comment
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary picture!!!!! (The one of SHE)
Posted by: eyeris at 25 July 2005 12:41 PM | Link to comment
not bad...
Posted by: Bootstrapper at 25 July 2005 12:43 PM | Link to comment
http://serv1.uploadengine.com/1122263000D.gif
Posted by: Bootstrapper at 25 July 2005 12:43 PM | Link to comment
be thankful hor... i wan innocent face oso dun haf.
*sighhh*
Posted by: sassyjan at 25 July 2005 1:00 PM | Link to comment
I HATE KENNY. Mwahahahah. kidding. don't kill me.
Posted by: Kenneth Chiew at 25 July 2005 1:05 PM | Link to comment
whoa ... kinda like the split personality thingy huh ? *looks at Silly Celly n lau bei huets*
Posted by: Wingz at 25 July 2005 1:15 PM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny -- I'm the one who "met" you in Australia-Malaysia promoting bilateral thighs.
My readers commented my place is too SerriiiooouuusssS! So this hole week I'm keeping it totally politics-free, requesting for Light, Laughter and Kind contributions, trying some beggary I learnt so mcuh from the noises coming out of the PWTC the last few days.
I wrote somethin' not so polite just now, and I'm sorry I had to ride your bandwagon to compliment/complement the end, as I luv people coming out of kuching, they are catty and chatty!
As a matter of ourtesy, just to inform thee, I added this in an uipdate just now:
"PPS: If my language is a little strong towards the end, and should offend, Please visit kennysia.com, and become his fRiend!"
Posted by: desiderata at 25 July 2005 1:35 PM | Link to comment
Oh, here comes the usual Kenny! Weeee!!
Posted by: Jason at 25 July 2005 1:43 PM | Link to comment
wahliaoz. hehe. my face has changed considerably from last year leh. last year i could walk in and out of bars and pubs and hooker joints unmolested by age-checking bouncers. this year i can't even walk close to them without gettting dirty looks.
last year people asked me what industry i was in. this year, people asking me, tingkatan apa? hell, i'm only 18. lolz. comes with losing one third your body mass quickly.
Posted by: qsl at 25 July 2005 2:36 PM | Link to comment
it's not true la kenny. nothing to do with the girl. it's all your face. the rating of anti-kenny = the amount of "dorkness" in your face... to actually think that you are proud of it...hhehehe... you are one funny guy, full of confidence and writing flairs (mmm....i dont know) =)) waahahahahahahahahaaaa....
Posted by: gud_guy at 25 July 2005 2:39 PM | Link to comment
a lot of pple simply can't take brutal honesty. some take it personally, which is aww, c'mon, where's the sense of humour?
Posted by: whateverstreet at 25 July 2005 3:27 PM | Link to comment
oh my gawd! that steven lim's site is gonna be givin me nightmares tonight. eeeew!!!!
Posted by: shiks at 25 July 2005 3:29 PM | Link to comment
Kenny.. You ARE a NICE guy. We need more guys like you in the world!
Posted by: Aileen at 25 July 2005 5:02 PM | Link to comment
Those people are really hypocrites huh? bleah... anyway, what a cool site, how did you find out about it? LOL, i just upoloaded teh first pic. and got absolutely nothing and I uploaded another and I'm 96% eastern european and 4% east indian. I'm 100% indian actually, lol, i wonder how the programme actually checks it. shall upload another pic. now:P so fun, lol.
Posted by: Naomi at 25 July 2005 5:12 PM | Link to comment
p.s. why isn't your chatter box working??
Posted by: Naomi at 25 July 2005 5:14 PM | Link to comment
p.p.s. now I'm 34% eastern european and 66% anglo saxon! LOL!!! maybe i'm adopted:P:P oh ooops... my mistake... it says: RaceAnalysis Explained
When a good quality image is uploaded(straight on picture, expressionless face, even lighting), the Race Analysis describes the racial features that are inherent in that face. Generally, people of a particular race will have racial features from many races. That means if you are east indian, you may have eastern european features, and vice versa. Your race analysis will reflect this.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 25 July 2005 5:16 PM | Link to comment
THAT IS FUN.... Shall go try it out. :)
Posted by: kit fan at 25 July 2005 5:49 PM | Link to comment
p.p.p.s. there is something wrong with the site... now i keep getting south east asian/korean/ japanese... lol, yeah, yeah, i know i'm lame but it's so funny when you get the total opposite of what you expect. anyways, sweet & sour dayz.
Posted by: Naomi at 25 July 2005 6:07 PM | Link to comment
Kenny...I still love reading your posts...and I don't think negative of XiaXue at all...she's just unique in her own way...by the way, I think she looks best without make up on...
Posted by: leila at 25 July 2005 7:04 PM | Link to comment
Your posts are ridiculously funny, and kept me going those late nights when I was mugging for exams. Unfortunately, the large proportion of time was spent reading you and not my lecture notes as I should have been doing. I particularly liked the Tuan. Puan. smith. It's a running joke with my friends now and always makes me crack up. :)
Posted by: Kim at 25 July 2005 8:00 PM | Link to comment
hahahahaha kamu memang hero di hatiku selama-lamanya. suruh orang yang kutuk kamu pergi makan TAHI!!!
Posted by: cheneille at 25 July 2005 8:01 PM | Link to comment
Does your gf get mad at you for frequenting nightclubs and doing this and that with this girl that girl so many girls? Or does she give you that freedom?
Posted by: desperate addict at 25 July 2005 8:27 PM | Link to comment
dude, dont worry. even tho average joes usually finish last.. but usually they get the girls since you already have a girl.. :) why worry? am i babbling? its 1am in auckland. just thought i'll drop in to say hi. and i like reading your shit before i sleep :)
Posted by: joandra at 25 July 2005 9:09 PM | Link to comment
oh god. they do look like kotex wrappers.
Posted by: silvermyst at 25 July 2005 9:39 PM | Link to comment
Hmm...even though I look so good n HANDSOME, I don't have tons of girls falling after me (Well..maybe not yet. :P)!!
Looks can be so deceiving lor!!
Posted by: zuj at 25 July 2005 10:46 PM | Link to comment
Here's my theory ...
Kenny Sia's number of lovers is directly proportional to how big his coconuts are.
Everytime you put up a photo of your coconuts, it'll rise by 200%. Amen!
Posted by: thevilone at 25 July 2005 10:58 PM | Link to comment
http://serv1.uploadengine.com/1122263000D.gif
omg
so sexy!
Posted by: suanie at 25 July 2005 11:20 PM | Link to comment
The write-up on BigFuck is hilarious.....I wonder if he knows about this cos I didn't see his comments here :P
Posted by: curious george at 25 July 2005 11:20 PM | Link to comment
KENNY SIA!!!! dak harn lei ngor dei 'Jut Doi Siong Diu' geh blog support ha lah~ ngo dei geh blog giu 'Dai Cha Fan'
yao nei jiok shou! shun ha ngor dei lah! ngor dei mou ngak nei gah!!! ^^
Posted by: Dai Cha Fan at 25 July 2005 11:24 PM | Link to comment
"...there's this girl who used to like reading me. as soon as i come back from s'pore last time and posted my pics with (xiaxue) the hate comments start coming in"
Please, tell me that's not true...!
Posted by: Giant Sotong at 25 July 2005 11:43 PM | Link to comment
this is proof kenny. you should wear underwear on your head because it will make you smarter and help you earn more money.
really hor don't say i never help you out har.
Posted by: J Schnorng at 25 July 2005 11:47 PM | Link to comment
See lah. Now after your fits over your controversial posing with the SPG, you now have more hits than last time.
So proving that you should post more blogs like your SPG one and then delete it the next day. And your hits will go up again.
Methinks perhas that was your intention after all. heh.
Posted by: Curious Cat at 26 July 2005 12:19 AM | Link to comment
yeah...I never get blamed for anything, and friends use me as the "reason" they're going out for a day out.
Somehow I just look like some polite jap girl to parents.
Posted by: Lainie at 26 July 2005 1:21 AM | Link to comment
lol
now way to judge ppl from the face.
an angel face, but evil inside.
Posted by: MengZ at 26 July 2005 3:02 AM | Link to comment
i think the celebmatch for ayah pin's damn funny!
Anyway, keep up the good work!
Posted by: boringest at 26 July 2005 4:05 AM | Link to comment
glad to see your bouncing back Kenny :)great post man :)
Posted by: ramesh at 26 July 2005 9:41 AM | Link to comment
yes kenny b a bounce ball.. u have many supporters ok ^^
Posted by: jul at 26 July 2005 2:31 PM | Link to comment
I'm the opposite of you.
My face tells people I always do naughty things. But what can I do? Of course I can't disappoint them, right? So, most of the time I do naughty things loh. LoL .....
Posted by: SapiensBryan at 26 July 2005 4:46 PM | Link to comment
oh well kenny, u can't please the whole world.
:)
we all like ur entries, so ignore the hate mails and shit like tat.
PS: steven lim scares me a lot.
Posted by: cherub at 26 July 2005 5:43 PM | Link to comment
the picture with the underwear over his head is pretty freaky - funny too.
Posted by: wyattalic at 27 July 2005 3:59 PM | Link to comment
Gosh. That Steven Lim's website really hurts my eyes. And ears.
Posted by: Juliet at 28 July 2005 12:50 AM | Link to comment
the existence of someone like Steven Lim made me feel much better about myself...hahaha
Posted by: avoid steven lim at all cost at 17 November 2005 7:21 PM | Link to comment
wahaha. fucking fucking funny.
Posted by: izzati at 06 June 2006 12:22 AM | Link to comment
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