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17 May 2005
My Name Is Not Guang Liang
I've been getting flattering comments on my blog lately. People have been saying very nice things to me.
This is from my earlier entry on the Guang Liang Kuching Showcase.
u r so nice..............n.........handsome!!!!!!!!!i love it:)
Commented by: spinky at May 9, 2005 02:34 PM
I lurvee eww...
Commented by: philicia at May 10, 2005 12:17 PM
u so kawaii......=P luvee...
Commented by: ruieee at May 10, 2005 12:22 PM
*sniff*
*Kenny flicks a tear off the corner of his eyes*
Everyone now, "Awwwwww..."
All my life people have been saying that I'm fat, I'm ugly, that I look like shit. When I asked my high school crush for a dance on our prom night, she said she rather dance with a tree.
All my life I've been made fun of because I got hairy legs. They bully me by doing things like pulling my leg hair when I'm not looking, then laugh at me as I grimace in pain. They didn't know the pain on my leg is nothing compared to the pain I feel in my heart. :( Then, they say things like "if I put an ant on your leg, how many days would it take for it to crawl out har?"
But that was the past, and thank god things have changed.
People have finally opened their eyes and realised that goddammit... Kenny is a Sex Bomb. Kenny is the most handsome creature EVER to hit this planet. LOOK AT ME! I'm so bloody KAWAII!
Then I continue reading the comments
tong hua......really very nice......hope u will in advance (HUH!??!)
Commented by: jean at April 29, 2005 03:37 PM
i likes u very much...
especially ur song tong hua....
ju xu jia you... (Awwwwww... I likes you too!)Commented by: yid at May 10, 2005 12:21 PM
love the music video..kinda sad actually with the girl dying and all....ooh.ur in kuching now..izzit boring..so wanna say tat i love ur song tong hua..
Commented by: jamie at May 14, 2005 02:02 AM
Chao cheebye! Getting me confused with your favourite artist is one thing. But do you have to blast my hometown by saying that its BORING!?
Mannnn!
Stupid people amuses me to no end. They enter "Guang Liang" into Google, click on a website, and then naturally expect it to be his personal website. Its ridiculous. I put an 'About Me' page on my site for a reason and one of the reasons is to deter stupid people like that. Obviously it didn't work.
Lets give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they DID click on my 'About Me' page and saw that sepia picture of myself striking a pose.
Now which part of me look like Guang Liang?!
Some people oughta grow a brain.
And I thought they meant it when they said I'm handsome and they love me and all that bullshit. All lies! :(
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Now onto a totally unrelated note. Nominations are now open for the Project Petaling Street Annual Blog Awards 2005, and amazingly kennysia.com is nominated in all three categories. Thanks guys, I'm flattered. :)
*Be right back whilst I adjust my underwear. My balls just expanded.*
Although my reason writing this blog was never to win any awards, it does feel good knowing that your peers look up to you. Unlike other ubiquitous blog awards out there, the nominees and winners for these awards are decided by bloggers, for bloggers. That makes it slightly more credible.
I don't know about you, but the Project Petaling Street Annual Blog Awards 2005 sounds like its got an Academy Awards-like flashy feel to it, complete with the red carpet, the bling-bling, and papparazzi flashing their cameras at you.
Too bad the "Petaling Street" in the name spoils it all.
:: Posted by Kenny at 11:47 PM | Link | Facebook It
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60 Comments:
Hey, don't be sad.
We all love you, Kenny!
At least those of us who have brains.
Posted by: uzyn at 18 May 2005 12:18 AM | Link to comment
hahaha omg this is really funny. I laughed so hard.
I love the way you say chau chee bye... kinda makes it sound like a closure to msn chats
ok i gotta go now
chiao
chee 'bye'
Posted by: Ken at 18 May 2005 12:31 AM | Link to comment
hey, i posted lyrics of Jay chou and there's a girl leaving message of love saying that she loves him and even her number to contact if Jay happened to see her...
and then there was the fan, leaving me comments asking when are they gona open concert, their love and hate towards them and etc...
funny indeed...
Posted by: ~shadow~ at 18 May 2005 12:34 AM | Link to comment
hahaha..congrats on the nominees
Yes you are a rather pretty boy, but I'd pull your leg hair if you were up a ladder definitely.
Posted by: Lainie at 18 May 2005 12:35 AM | Link to comment
lol u dont look THAT bad btw, after all, the part that I found pretty cool was the fact you dumped your old job. Thats better than looking good isnt it ;) Mr. Dux
Posted by: Ken at 18 May 2005 12:38 AM | Link to comment
dumping your old job for your family that is, sorry for double posting.
Posted by: Ken at 18 May 2005 12:39 AM | Link to comment
You're handsome, seriously. (No I ain't gay..)
Posted by: Loreki at 18 May 2005 12:46 AM | Link to comment
ni yao xiang xin, xiang xin wo men hui xiang tong hua gu shi li ... sorry, i got carried away. anyway, you've got my vote!
Posted by: shanks at 18 May 2005 12:56 AM | Link to comment
Ahhh!
ya so handsome and yummy! *slurp* really!!!
i'm a fan of your tong hua!
hey ... wait a second.. did i get it wrong again?
Posted by: Hill_On_Top at 18 May 2005 1:00 AM | Link to comment
dunno who tong hua or guang liang is or does but OMG this post is hilarious ROTFLMAO
Posted by: romantic at 18 May 2005 1:43 AM | Link to comment
Darn! You mean I didn't propose to Guang Liang?!?! I still tot your name is Kenny Guang Liang!
Darn.
Darn.
Darn.
But you know seriously, when you blog about some artiste, you never know if the artiste themselves would actually read it, do you? ;)
Posted by: Ting at 18 May 2005 3:42 AM | Link to comment
Wah lao, really stewpig leh, these char bohs with their half-past-six Engrish! Didn't they even bother to read the whole entry?
And woh, I didn't know those hairy legs are for real. Thought they might be someone else's! Had a classmate whom went through the same ordeal for his hairy legs, when our uniform was short, white pants.
Posted by: JY at 18 May 2005 3:51 AM | Link to comment
Most Malaysian girls are stupid and gullible wat...(only half kidding)
Posted by: James at 18 May 2005 5:55 AM | Link to comment
haiyoh dun la sad..WE ALL LOVE UR BLOG & your loyal fans will always remain FAITHFUL to the one & only Mr. Kenny Sia!! Why doya think u even got nominated man!?! U ROCK!!! So continue rockin k!!! ahaha..Congrats!!!
Posted by: da.textile.nerd at 18 May 2005 5:55 AM | Link to comment
Ah. Blogs. The last refuge for single guys to get girls. Why didn't I mention that in my entry?
Posted by: suspiciousbastard at 18 May 2005 5:57 AM | Link to comment
I don’t know about you all, I mean char-boh only. Did you see the clothless emperor running on the street or you just enjoy torturing him by cheering him on? You char-bohs are cruel!
Posted by: Pope at 18 May 2005 6:33 AM | Link to comment
heyyy petaling street is not pulling down the image of the award la...but it only sounds very ahbeng. Petaling street award, more suitable for "Most successful VCD seller award"! lol
Posted by: kahsoon at 18 May 2005 8:00 AM | Link to comment
Btw...i post quite a number of Paris Hilton entries in my blog. Hope no one come and demand for *something* lol
Posted by: kahsoon at 18 May 2005 8:01 AM | Link to comment
Never underestimate the power of stupidity!!
I don't think you look ugly la...in fact, i think you're quite handsome. But of course trim down abit will be nicer la.
Posted by: LLL at 18 May 2005 8:45 AM | Link to comment
You got my vote for the Award, Kenny!!! ^_^
CHeers
Posted by: bing at 18 May 2005 8:53 AM | Link to comment
Kenny!!! i TOTALLY understand bout being made fun of while in high sch! one of my friends now in KL also have hairy legs like yours. LOL. but then i think its just normal aint it?don feel bad bout your hairy legs. if you think its too messy try rebonding! MWAHaHaHahaH. HUGS!! You're absolutely adorable!!. i love your blog to bits! and of course i love you too kenny guang liang! OPPpsss i mean Kenny Sia! hahah! HUGS!
Posted by: Aunty Cicak at 18 May 2005 9:03 AM | Link to comment
I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_I laughed so hard! Some people just don't know how to read...
Kenny, yes, let me reassure you. You ARE a sex bomb. Yes, you ARE the most handsome creature EVER to hit Earth, and yes, you ARE also bloody kawaii. >_
And congrats on getting nominated. Hope you sweep all the prizes.
Posted by: Lyon at 18 May 2005 9:26 AM | Link to comment
I have hairy legs too, I normally make fun of my friends who has botak leg. About mosquitos is easier to find its way attack their legs than mine.
I love u Linda, and will always support your song Ting Ni! don't give up easily man.
Posted by: sandkan at 18 May 2005 9:50 AM | Link to comment
bloody good laugh after reading line by line, Yo, i sang the same chord as you...Just enjoy your "Oscar" glamour nomination moment first lah... !! Who knows CNA may interview your ball again!! Look bigger in real screen, I suppose!!
Petaling Project looks like a reform project title...anyway, just a name, be proud lah !!
Posted by: tarinetree at 18 May 2005 10:38 AM | Link to comment
wow, you are so hairy! i like hairy man. hehe.
"as the hair brushes against the bare smooth skin of ..." *geli & syiok*
Posted by: miche at 18 May 2005 11:10 AM | Link to comment
hey, at least you are a hairy MAN, which by the way is considered sexy by some women. i earned the nickname GORILLA in high school just because some guy decided i was too hairy for a girl :(
Posted by: Hsin at 18 May 2005 11:18 AM | Link to comment
ohmy those hairy legs. sticks in my mind for the rest of the day. how sexy!! =p
oklah we all love u!
Posted by: chrissiee at 18 May 2005 11:38 AM | Link to comment
Your balls have been expanding a lot recently. Wonder how big they are now.
Posted by: FF at 18 May 2005 11:50 AM | Link to comment
Forget Guang Liang. Ur "Xiaxuey" pic really turn me on! LOL
This shows how chronic it is for this silly, smitten girls. How the hell does 'Kenny Sia' have anything close to 'Guang Liang'? I mean, is Mr Guang's name... Sia Guang Liang, Kenny...?
No pun intended. Heh... U r still cuter, hands down ;)
Posted by: ct at 18 May 2005 12:02 PM | Link to comment
Hoy Kenny, cannot like this la. You gotta stop posting your picture online. Pulling all the chics away. Sigh... nobody is gonna read my blog already (chics I mean).
:P
Posted by: Kenneth Chiew at 18 May 2005 12:24 PM | Link to comment
I have hairy legs too, I normally make fun of my friends who has botak leg. About mosquitos is easier to find its way attack their legs than mine.
Repeat the above sentence for a description of my legs. So now I just need to look for a man with big balls to find you?
Posted by: NSDS3HvLDjJd at 18 May 2005 12:29 PM | Link to comment
Guys with hairy legs are sexay!! ^_^
Posted by: Mel at 18 May 2005 12:36 PM | Link to comment
u have a hilarious entry.. all the best for ur 'chi chong gai' nominations.. ^^
Posted by: julie at 18 May 2005 1:22 PM | Link to comment
You look like Pin Kuan more then Guang Liang. How can the fans mixed up you two. My ang moh friends have a lot of hairs, they said it's like wearing a sweater. For your case, it's like wearing sweat pants. But to some womem(or men), "that's hot".
Posted by: Blackwidow at 18 May 2005 1:32 PM | Link to comment
kenny!! try this!! drop a coin amongst ur leg hair... see can find anot? XD
on another note, i can see where u look like guang liang... its the hair texture :D
and body hair isn't hot, it's erotic, but that isnt the point...
Posted by: Panda at 18 May 2005 2:34 PM | Link to comment
hey how about posting ur inflating hairy balls the next time round?? :P
Posted by: thai boxing girl at 18 May 2005 3:03 PM | Link to comment
hey....some girls tend to think that hairy guys r sexy...err no comment on that on my part tho :) don't worry....we still love you ;p
Posted by: Justina at 18 May 2005 3:42 PM | Link to comment
i love that narcissism is very hairy bit. haha! it's very creative. :)
Posted by: killuminati at 18 May 2005 4:19 PM | Link to comment
Too bad there isn't a Biggest Bird category. Jeff Ooi would lose to you by a mile.. or 2 meters to be exact...
Posted by: taste at 18 May 2005 5:00 PM | Link to comment
chao chee bye....ur not guang liang?! den y i go out wif u !!! and all these years...i kept ur disc..and go eat pizza wif u ...n do stupid stuff wif u ....wtf...hehehe
Posted by: Gambs at 18 May 2005 5:32 PM | Link to comment
funny la the post. Ok la you kenny. many ppl/gurl say you hencem...
cheers..
Posted by: fred at 18 May 2005 6:32 PM | Link to comment
hi. first time on your blog and I like your sense of humour,oh and the xia-xuey pic : that's really good :)
good luck on the award thingy...
Posted by: weis at 18 May 2005 8:55 PM | Link to comment
Haha, I support Justina. Im one of them!
Posted by: Mel at 19 May 2005 12:44 AM | Link to comment
Hey Kenny! I LOVE your 'sexy' and 'alluring' pose, Xia Xue-style. But hor, you should also learn to portray the same facial expression like her mah. Your shot looks as if you were caught by surprise while doing something unmentionable, or gasping in shock as a group of gang-rapists close in on you ;)
Posted by: Kris at 21 May 2005 1:55 AM | Link to comment
I love what you did with XiaXue's backdrop man.. Haha.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 05 October 2005 9:13 PM | Link to comment
HIYA!...omg...i love your Music...as for "Tong Hua"....love that song!...i like the way you play Panio...soo touching...*sniff*sniff*...heh....well...hope you make ALOT more music...LOVE THEM ALL!!.....GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TOO!!.....*Muah* much love!!...lots love!...
Posted by: Lulu at 12 December 2005 2:57 AM | Link to comment
wang lee hom v.s guang liang who do all of u think? ooptions 1)guang liang 2)wang lee hom
Posted by: hmhmhm at 29 March 2006 1:11 PM | Link to comment
i think that wang lee hom but no offfence lah i just speaking the true
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 29 March 2006 1:13 PM | Link to comment
def. guang liang is better then Wang Lee Hom...altho both are really good singers...Wang Lee Hom looks better and his songs are nice ..but they dont touch you as much as Guang Liang's songs..lolsz..
The part where yu sed that people ought to get brains..lolsz that hilarious dude..hahha
Payce
Posted by: Jen at 15 April 2006 6:38 AM | Link to comment
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Posted by: bru at 01 June 2006 12:12 PM | Link to comment
At least people didn't mistake you for an idol from the opposite sex =_="""
The Internet is full of such people @.@
Posted by: Annachuu at 07 July 2006 1:07 PM | Link to comment
lol interesting =D,new on site here.i guess there are many fans of guang liang,sometimes i think that the fans get so excited and overwelmed thinking they might be talking or leaving a message to one of there most favorite singers,that some how its makes them forget common sense.those kids see to like to cause such trouble,picking on u and such.i experienced something like that also when i was younger =D,lol i think me posting on this site is a maybe one time thing.cause i'll end up forgeting this site maybe and such so laters.
Christine
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Posted by: Petrarka at 30 October 2006 9:59 AM | Link to comment
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Posted by: lollipop at 20 March 2008 9:52 PM | Link to comment
You are not and you are kenny.
Posted by: David Chew at 21 March 2008 1:57 AM | Link to comment
I have a feeling there are a lot of abcs here. Wang lee hong is ok, i'll say. I'll bet you he has a hairy penis and large testicles.
Posted by: ttr at 21 August 2008 12:10 AM | Link to comment
When I asked my high school crush for a dance on our prom night, she said she rather dance with a tree---> Thats messed up what a rude biatch
I'd would love to see her
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