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18 April 2005
The Worst Newspaper Ad Ever
Whoever designed this advertisement for the Sarawak Tribune Classifieds needs to be shot, grilled, tied to the ground and forced to undergo cosmetic surgery to look exactly like that horrendously deformed human being he drew.

I hope he's not trying to imply Sarawak Tribune readers look so pathetic. Shit, how bad is that drawing? See this wouldn't have happened if he were to choose someone like me as the model.
Man that's the ugliest advertisement I've ever seen.
I wonder who he used as a model.

I think we got a winner.
Lessons in Advertising #1337:
"Never EVER use a monkey as a model for your drawings."
:: Posted by Kenny at 1:55 AM | Link | Facebook It
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23 Comments:
bwahahahaha. and whats with the skinny arms?
Posted by: kimberlycun at 18 April 2005 2:15 AM | Link to comment
@_@ LOL
Posted by: eKLim at 18 April 2005 2:17 AM | Link to comment
Wah... handsome, handsome.
Posted by: lilian at 18 April 2005 2:40 AM | Link to comment
Ummm...dude, didn't you like compared that monkey pic to your own face in another post?
Posted by: Edrei at 18 April 2005 2:51 AM | Link to comment
*echo Kimberly*
What the feck is up with those skinny arms??
Btw, he is handsome... the monkey I mean
Posted by: Kenneth at 18 April 2005 3:38 AM | Link to comment
Agagagaga...Tht's one cute...erm monkey.
Gee, maybe they sent in one of their kids drawing instead of the real one by mistake, n decides to breeze thru it... =p
Posted by: dracolshian at 18 April 2005 9:10 AM | Link to comment
Yalor, u compared that baboon pic to your face once, and now you compare it to the cartoon... you saying
A=B
B=C
therefore
A=C
right right?!
Posted by: Mossie`Ol Chin at 18 April 2005 9:57 AM | Link to comment
What a hairdo! At least it has served its purpose in getting people's attention.
Posted by: Halian at 18 April 2005 10:43 AM | Link to comment
haha...the monkey (??) however, has more hair and better eye-sight. :P
btw, got your link through JY ;)
Posted by: dave at 18 April 2005 11:06 AM | Link to comment
haha how u so free to figure out those kinda stuff. tsk tsk..
ive never seen guys with those kinda nose yet though.
the couple are lovely. we had mahjong session the other day and yum cha too!
they are off to melb! might see them there next weekend =)
Posted by: chrissie at 18 April 2005 11:19 AM | Link to comment
ad hominem.
tsk tsk.
Posted by: kimm at 18 April 2005 11:33 AM | Link to comment
WAAHAHAHAAH!!=D actully lah, swk tribune for most ppl who look like tat leh....oops! paiseh. dont mean u.
Posted by: vss3t at 18 April 2005 1:55 PM | Link to comment
With the specs on the drawing, it does look like a private parts. 010. LOL
Posted by: Jason at 18 April 2005 2:20 PM | Link to comment
Hey bro! Read your comments on my blog. Thanks for the vote of confidence and support! For my take on the whole issue, have a look at my latest post!
Cheers! :)
Posted by: Hustler at 18 April 2005 2:58 PM | Link to comment
where would you say you got this talent for bitch-slapping it right on the nail? not from kuching. am i right or am i right?
I just came back from renewing my road tax, a process which started on FRIDAY. i wish i had your fingers to type my frustrations!
Posted by: yo at 18 April 2005 3:02 PM | Link to comment
hello!
*was linked from audrey and hsin*
eh this newspaper as is as bad as those ding dang ads the used to play on tv1 (or are they still playing it? ;p)
Posted by: morticya^33 at 18 April 2005 3:10 PM | Link to comment
Connection to better people??
Connect to the one looking like THAT in the ad isn't quite justifying the ad u know..
Posted by: Ting at 18 April 2005 3:21 PM | Link to comment
Hey. if it wasn't ugly, would you still notice it? ;)
Posted by: anita at 18 April 2005 4:47 PM | Link to comment
arms sorta shrink..got muscley shoulders wor..
Posted by: monkey c, don do at 05 September 2005 5:14 PM | Link to comment
god. it lookes like they forced a hapless intern into designing it at gunpoint. sort of like, 'unless you draw us a gobsmackingly ugly advert...NO HEALTH PERKS!'.
damn. they should have hired me.
Posted by: michelle tam at 05 September 2005 6:51 PM | Link to comment
hahaha!~
this is seriously hilarious! it's really ugly too.
BC?
Posted by: BlurChu? at 06 September 2005 1:18 PM | Link to comment
the editor is making monkeys out of all the readers ! !!
or perhaps it was drawn by a little kid with much creative qualities before computers ever existed !
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Posted by: brenda at 14 October 2006 9:44 AM | Link to comment


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