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19 April 2005
The Hustlergate Scandal
This entry is not-safe-for-work, so make sure your boss, workmates, husband, wife, sister, brother, children and doggie are not around you before you continue reading.
I hate the Malaysian blogging community sometimes. Seriously I hate it.
I look at Singapore's blogging community and I see the constant cracking of jokes, parodies, laughter, and harmless sarcarsms. I look at the blogging community I'm in and I see everyone writing so seriously. We take things too personally. Flaming in comment boxes loh, blog wars loh, scandals loh. Geez, where's your sense of humour guys? Lighten up a bit, respect one another, lay back and relax.
A scandal rocked the Malaysian blogging community over the weekend. A scandal so big it made people think twice about the honesty of the blogs they read. A scandal so dirty it made Bill Clinton look like Mother Theresa. A scandal I'd like to call...
THE HUSTLERGATE SCANDAL!!!
*cue CSI theme music*
What is the Hustlergate Scandal? Well if you haven't yet heard it, come here, sit down on uncle Kenny's lap, and let me tell you a story.
*Flashback to a long, long time ago...*
The Hustler Diariesis arguably Malaysia's most popular erotic blog. The blog is (supposedly) authored by a middle-aged anonymous man and features stories not of himself, but about other people's sex lives. Its entries are very saucy and in many ways comparable to Sarong Party Girl's blog for all you Singaporeans out there. The Hustler Diaries was the runner-up of the (somewhat unreliable) 2004 Asia Blog Awards in the Malaysian Category - an award that the author proudly displays on his site.
Let me make one thing clear. I'm not a frequent reader of that blog, The Hustler Diaries. The blog is not in my bookmarks, its not in my links.
Its not because the blog is bad, because clearly it is not. I don't read it regularly because well... I hardly get any "action" over here, so I tend to get very very depressed when I read about other people's colourful sex lives. *sniff*
But I digressed.
A while ago The Hustler posted up a series of e-mails he purportedly received from his "fans" all over the world, thanking his blog for the improvement in their sex lives. These series of emails also include photos of near-naked female bodies as a "thank you gift" to the author.
I've read the entries that published those e-mails. The Hustler has the habit of keeping the identities of people who e-mailed him anonymous so no one but The Hustler himself knows if the they are real.
Personally I doubt the veracity of those e-mails because I don't think anyone would willingly send explicit photos of themselves (or their girlfriends), whilst giving full permission for the blogger to put them up.
But I might be wrong, so please send all your sexy photos to sexypics4you@kennysia.com
The first e-mail was from a guy called Henry who forwarded explicit pictures of his girlfriend Susan from the United States. Susan sent those pictures to Henry so that whenever they are apart, Henry can have a sexy picture of Susan to wank to.
A few days later, The Hustler posted up another entry about an email he received from a Faye of Singapore. Faye also sent in a provocative picture of herself for The Hustler and encouraged him to post it up for his readers' enjoyment.
What happened next became chaotic. A sharp-eyed reader pointed out the background of the Susan-of-USA picture matches the background of Faye-of-Singapore picture. Shit, how come no one else noticed that? Obviously everyone was busy staring at her boobs!
Titles like "Hustler Fake Diaries" and "Hustler Busted" dominated the Malaysian blogging community. Words spread like wildfire and eventually the award-winning blogger was forced to delete those guilty entries and went into hiding. A fierce debate ensued. On one side, people openly criticised The Hustler for deliberately deceiving his readers for the sake of traffic. Others (myself included) stood by The Hustler's side, stating that he should have the creative freedom to write whatever he wants and that people must be too naive to believe what he wrote was 100% true.
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If you ask me I think the whole thing is blown out of proportion in a typical Malaysian manner (like those banned LRT ads).
I can see what The Hustler's detractors are saying - the fact that he made up artificial stories for traffic. That I agree. Blog readers are smart cookies who do not like to be deceived. Its as if The Hustler was playing on his readers' gullability.
Obviously, if kennysia.com readers find out that my name wasn't really Kenny, or if the guy in the photos wasn't me, or if the size of my balls wasn't bigger than those coconuts (NOT TRUE) I think they would be outraged. And rightfully so.
But one thing that needs to be pointed out is that The Hustler Diaries is not a run-of-the-mill personal blog per se. The Hustler rarely writes about himself, if ever. All his stories are "things I've heard from a friend of a friend, or from a workmate at the pub". Entertaining? Yes. Unbelievable? Yes. Credible? Hmm... dunno. Does it matter? Fucking-lutely not.
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And then there is the fallout. In the aftermath of The Hustlergate Scandal a serious question is raised, "Are what we read on blogs TRUE?"
I'm sorry to break the news to you, but sadly the answer is no.
You see...
My name is not Kenny.
I am not from Kuching.
I am actually female.
Sorry everyone. I just pretended to be some guy called Kenny so I can write an entertaining blog to keep all of you happy. Its time for me to come clean.
Many Malaysian bloggers have wondered why I managed to draw so much readers from Singapore. Well guys, that's because I'm not actually Kenny from Kuching.
I am Faye from Singapore.
See that picture from The Hustler Diaries?
Now don't tell me you can't tell the difference.
See? Perfect match. I hope that clears up some confusion.
I'm really really sorry I deceived you all. It was not my intention. I just wanted to write a funny blog that draws traffic. Somehow Faye doesn't cut it, so I wrote as Kenny from Kuching.
As for Susan... well, that was just a fake name that I adopted to fool my bastard boyfriend Henry. He was a sex maniac and I couldn't take it anymore. I pretended to have travelled to the USA to avoid him. But I sent him explicit photos of myself just so he could leave me alone. Its true. Susan and I are one person - the person responsible for this FAKE site called kennysia.com
Don't believe me?
Well, judge for yourself.
I'm sorry I lied to you all. Nothing on this site is real. Never has been. Its all done by the same person called Faye (aka Susan) from Singapore. There is no Kenny. I'm sorry.
Well, now that I'm busted its not fun anymore. :(
Sorry I spoilt your dinner, but I memang jiak pah boh su zho. Yes this is a continuation of my April Fool's spoof. Yes its lame. Yes I know I've deliberately embarrassed myself. No please don't ask me to do it again. ;)
UPDATE: As of 3:20pm on the 19th April 2005, the Hustler Diaries was officially discontinued. To The Hustler, thank you for providing much needed entertainment and raising some "flagpoles" in your male readers over the months that you blogged. I can understand why you decided to stop. Although I wished you could have left under better circumstances, I still wish you all the best in your future undertakings.
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105 Comments:
HAHAHA lucky my dinner digested long time ago wei.
but waaaah what similarities you have with faye ;) so sexhay.
Posted by: sarah at 18 April 2005 9:28 PM | Link to comment
hey, how come i didn't noticed that all along that was you? aww...
anyway, you are really hilarious...
Posted by: blacklighter at 18 April 2005 9:30 PM | Link to comment
WAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! i laughed till i cried!!!
Posted by: ah ling at 18 April 2005 9:32 PM | Link to comment
*kowtow*kowtow*kowtow*
Posted by: Mossie`Ol Chin at 18 April 2005 9:38 PM | Link to comment
*wipes tear from eye*..
my mother stared at me when I laughed so hard. WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY? ....I'm so lucky to have met a human being like you who can make me laugh so so so so so so so so hard. eh, don't perasan ar. hahaha.
yes.. I agree with you about our own blogging community. I'm thankful to be able to find a solid one to be in. But there's just not enough light hearted banter going on..too many flames..too many "wars". No need for that. Everybody,play nice!
Posted by: Jayelle at 18 April 2005 9:43 PM | Link to comment
Wuahhaha! You are f*cking hilarious. There is no comparison for the bulu bulu that is sticking out of your boxers/shorts.
On a different note, I completely agree with you.
"Blog readers are smart cookies who do not like to be deceived. Its as if The Hustler was playing on his readers' gullability."
Seems like Hustler's readers, who are raging riots, are blaming him for disclosing their stupidity (for lack of a better word). Any sane person could not and should not have believed that every single word of that blog was true! Doubt should be a nagging feeling in the back of the mind. This only examplifies how M'sians foolishly believe everything that is placed before them, ie. government.
I am not bashing M'sians (Kenny, you know this). Just my worthless one cent.
Posted by: Hsin at 18 April 2005 9:47 PM | Link to comment
omg hahahahahahaahahahahah~!!! this is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....i just cant hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa~ stop laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
Posted by: kahsoon at 18 April 2005 9:50 PM | Link to comment
LOL.
U never fail to make me laugh. *Salute*
Btw, juz drop by to say hi.
Posted by: tEo at 18 April 2005 10:02 PM | Link to comment
Muahahahahah!! Those pics rock dude!!! :)
Posted by: nicktay at 18 April 2005 10:03 PM | Link to comment
oh my god!!
it is actually you! i can't believe that sleek black mercedes put up your picture on his site!
ah man!
on another note, that's a lovely pair you have.
Posted by: [ k ] at 18 April 2005 10:05 PM | Link to comment
*HAHAHAHA*
You're darn funny "Faye"/"Susan"! :P
My, my!
*beams*
Humour in a guy - very attractive. *heh!*
Posted by: FeR at 18 April 2005 10:05 PM | Link to comment
Stumbled upon your blog and that entry was hilarious! Will definitely drop by again soon. :)
Posted by: Kat at 18 April 2005 10:13 PM | Link to comment
Kennysia.com is the best.LOL.Cheers on me man.
Posted by: thquah at 18 April 2005 10:19 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
'naff said :)
Posted by: SY at 18 April 2005 10:24 PM | Link to comment
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!
OH MY GOD MAN!!!
Hahahaha...this is ONE post I'm actually seriously laughing out loud. Oh my God man...you're either one sick puppy...or one seriously deranged savant.
Hahahaha...good one man.
Posted by: Edrei at 18 April 2005 10:30 PM | Link to comment
AgRGghh! I AM BLIND!! no!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!
you just redefined eroticisim!
Posted by: Kenneth at 18 April 2005 10:36 PM | Link to comment
brave and wise, charming and funny, you are a god.
Posted by: shanks at 18 April 2005 10:41 PM | Link to comment
Nice body!!! hahahahha
Posted by: Nike at 18 April 2005 10:41 PM | Link to comment
Kenny, this is as good as your April Fool's joke. I am laughing so loud in the cyber cafe and everyone is looking at me!!!
Posted by: Jason at 18 April 2005 10:43 PM | Link to comment
omg.LMAO.this is one great post. =D
Posted by: reallybites at 18 April 2005 10:52 PM | Link to comment
damnn.. hahahah.. i almost went blind!! hahaha.. i think you should re-name it kennygate.. :P
Posted by: ivan at 18 April 2005 11:00 PM | Link to comment
now that we know faye's the one running this site, the next question is, where the hell is the real 'kenny'?
oh my god, WHO KILLED KENNY?
FAYE, YOU BASTARD!!!
Posted by: livingmonolith at 18 April 2005 11:25 PM | Link to comment
lol sama tak serupa?
Posted by: farking at 18 April 2005 11:25 PM | Link to comment
now that we know faye's the one running this site, the next question is, where in the world is the real 'kenny'?
oh my god, faye, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!!!
Posted by: livingmonolith at 18 April 2005 11:29 PM | Link to comment
AIYOHHHHH...I don't know what to say liao *shakes head* there goes your integrity =P or whatever that's left. But I shall applaud you for your bravery... to put up semi-naked photos of yourself up.. TEEHEE!
Posted by: Reta at 18 April 2005 11:37 PM | Link to comment
ROTFLOL!!! Excellent post bro! :)
Posted by: Hustler at 18 April 2005 11:47 PM | Link to comment
Nice boobs, Kenny. More, more, please.
Posted by: lilian at 18 April 2005 11:49 PM | Link to comment
OI! Why you put up scary pictures like that?!? Don't want me to come over anymore ke?
Aiyoo Kenny!!! You really made my day la!! LOL
Posted by: kampung gal at 18 April 2005 11:51 PM | Link to comment
This is the FBI. I would like to informed you that your site has been notified to the relevant authorities for the use of explicit photos. Complaints from Netizen mentioned that a few died from fits and was seen foaming at the mouth after visiting your site. *lemme adjust my huge balls before i continue* The pictures that you have posted are actually rather traumatising to the public and should be taken down immediately.
ps - Why is ur chest so hairy?
Posted by: Brose at 18 April 2005 11:55 PM | Link to comment
HAhahahaHAhha
Wow.... I dint kNow that Ure So SexY KenNy!!
Posted by: aPpLeGrEeN` at 19 April 2005 12:22 AM | Link to comment
KANASAI what is WRONG with you?! hahhaha
Posted by: minishorts at 19 April 2005 12:29 AM | Link to comment
lol! :D nice one
Posted by: chas at 19 April 2005 12:41 AM | Link to comment
Well..if u squint ur eyes just so...i can see the resemblance..
hahhaha
my laugh for the day, and i really needed one.
Posted by: Illicitus at 19 April 2005 12:52 AM | Link to comment
Arrrghhh! So much hair! Must wax hor, kenny!
Posted by: JY at 19 April 2005 12:56 AM | Link to comment
I was laughing and laughing.......my mom though I was going crazy..........
Posted by: KLJS at 19 April 2005 1:15 AM | Link to comment
Dear Kenny,
Oh, or is it Faye?
Don't make me miss all that leh?
Now, it's my turn to type what everyone had responded....
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eh, ur tits shrunk la!
and do ya shave ur armpit hair or something?
You are so freaking funny.
Posted by: Ting at 19 April 2005 1:22 AM | Link to comment
Wah kao...I'm speechless.
Posted by: J Schnorng at 19 April 2005 1:26 AM | Link to comment
OMG... you are the man. I can't find any reason to stop laughin. Respect you. XD
Posted by: eKLim at 19 April 2005 1:41 AM | Link to comment
why ur armpits got no hair?
Posted by: lol at 19 April 2005 1:58 AM | Link to comment
i woke up after nodding off and surfed over and saw this...made me laugh my ass off. best of kennysia.com! j00 da man! :)
Posted by: killuminati at 19 April 2005 2:11 AM | Link to comment
u did not shave your armpits for that.... O.o
Posted by: kimberlycun at 19 April 2005 2:12 AM | Link to comment
KENNY SIA YOU ARE DA BOMB! *catcalls*
btw it seems that one of your cousin, claire if im not mistaken... is in the same class as i am, hm. cos we were viewing ur blog over lecture the other day, and suddenly she pointed out "EH! I KNOW THAT GUY!!"
and we all had a good laugh over the infamous april fool's entry. ^^
Posted by: hsin the ee at 19 April 2005 2:19 AM | Link to comment
The next time you're going to make me bust a kidney laughing, kindly place a warning on top (small small one enough liao) so I can't claim medical expenses from you. :D
Posted by: Saffron at 19 April 2005 2:23 AM | Link to comment
MY EYES!!!
Posted by: aud at 19 April 2005 3:02 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*poink - fell off chair*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
*gets up, looks at pic. poink - fell off chair*
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Posted by: water_junk at 19 April 2005 3:38 AM | Link to comment
OMG!!! Hahahahahaha.. just when I couldn't get enough of Xiaxuey! Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha! Nice one there!
Posted by: Kim at 19 April 2005 4:37 AM | Link to comment
Frankly, this is not good, if not completely disappointed.
I looked, squinted my eyes with my eyeballs practically touching the screen, borrowed the most biggest magnifying glass my neighbor could offer, and the most powerful telescope from Nasa, I ain’t seeing the asset hiding underneath the most ugly and repulsive looking piece of rag you have. The store runs out of Donald duck boxer or what? :)
Posted by: Pope at 19 April 2005 6:30 AM | Link to comment
wah....jia ba bo tai ji ya u...
however, it's still good...as i like to make jokes too!
Posted by: Kenny Lee at 19 April 2005 8:43 AM | Link to comment
i darn right agree with u .
I think ppl should be given the freedom to let loose their creativity without fear, unless it is an obvious threat to national security.
So what if it is made up, and so wht if its 4 d reason 2 generate traffic.. why do m'sian bloggers take things so seriously, its his blog, let him do what he f*ckn want with it...
now, ppl with their head in their ar*e, have a cold drink, go get laid, and let live okay? feel me?
Posted by: MaxedOut at 19 April 2005 9:15 AM | Link to comment
wah really really jiak pah boh su zho
Posted by: davidteoh at 19 April 2005 9:46 AM | Link to comment
he photoshopped his armpit hair off.. if u see the other side, there's hair..
Posted by: ryuu at 19 April 2005 9:49 AM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny, I mean Faye from Singapore. Nice belly you got there. ;-)
On a more serious note. I can't understand the issue. Does it really matter whether these stories are true as long as they keep us entertained. BTW, I am not Adam and I don't read the Hustler Diaries ;-)
Posted by: Adam at 19 April 2005 9:49 AM | Link to comment
Oh may god, i nearly die laughing!!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha.......!!!!!
Kenny, you are the best, keep it up!!
Posted by: cheryl at 19 April 2005 9:57 AM | Link to comment
Oh man, you made me laughed so hard!
Posted by: Sleeping Princess at 19 April 2005 10:46 AM | Link to comment
Oh god, Kenny, I'm sorry, but that is just so... er... You're right: we won't ask you to do it, ever.
Posted by: yo at 19 April 2005 11:02 AM | Link to comment
yes, please don't do it again. i haven't had lunch yet. ;)
Posted by: anita at 19 April 2005 11:28 AM | Link to comment
OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_OMFG *does the crucifix sign* AGHHH!!~ (>_
totally hillarious!~ good one kenny :D
Posted by: seth.frostheart at 19 April 2005 11:36 AM | Link to comment
Dude, that is some funny ass shit. And "sit down on uncle Kenny's lap"??? Not with those BIG BALLS my friend. Not a cool thing to say with MJ's trial going on and all.
I only checked out hustler diaries after seeing it on your April Fools entry. That was a week ago and now I here this. Well, people being pissed at the writer is like people getting chuffeed that the playboy, penthouse, etc stories are all fiction. YES THEY ARE!! No hot chick ever delivered me pizza and got neked!!
Hope you dont mind. I linked you on my blog.
Posted by: Avi at 19 April 2005 11:51 AM | Link to comment
That's HOT. ~Blackwidow~
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 19 April 2005 12:00 PM | Link to comment
aH Fug....u give kenny a whole new meaning other thn southpark...HAHA
Posted by: GAMBs at 19 April 2005 12:05 PM | Link to comment
Hey Dudette, I know you are Faye because Kenny would not put up with having pink curtains his bedroom.
Shit, rice just came outa my nose...
Posted by: e at 19 April 2005 12:06 PM | Link to comment
80% of the stuff i wrote are exagerated n not true. So what's the big hoo hah lah. But u know what Kenny, I believe the stuff u wrote here. Now would u send me more of those Susan/Faye pose? Please please.
Posted by: TFI at 19 April 2005 12:56 PM | Link to comment
haha never fail to make my day! hmmmm ur pic is dusturrrrrrrrrrrbingggggggggggggggggggg
Posted by: chrissiee at 19 April 2005 12:58 PM | Link to comment
there goes my appetite :P
Posted by: MunKit at 19 April 2005 1:16 PM | Link to comment
Hahahahahaha rotfl! What an entry, riding high on the hustlergate scandal XD Precious this one and you've outdone yourself. Man now you must have every bisexual, gay and lesbian trying to find out where you live from your oh so sexy pictures ;)
Posted by: Kervin at 19 April 2005 1:19 PM | Link to comment
i still think u r kenny from kucing. yes u r. but then again if u r not getting any 'action' u must be in singapore then. & quite hit savvy n jump onto the hustler riposte bandwagon.
Posted by: Theroadie at 19 April 2005 1:27 PM | Link to comment
kennny you are the man!!!
Posted by: blewtooth at 19 April 2005 1:29 PM | Link to comment
LOL. You're funny. :D
Posted by: yun at 19 April 2005 1:34 PM | Link to comment
=D kenny, u juz made my day again! hahahahaha!!!!! gosh! that was hilarious!!!!!
oh ya. if u look carefully wif susan and faye's pic, not only the deco of the room is the same, the necklace they're wearing is also the same (where got so chun one???!!), plus their boobs size are the same too. =p
hahahah!!!
p.s: put down ur arm lah! scared to c man's ketiak bulu!
Posted by: vss3t at 19 April 2005 2:12 PM | Link to comment
oh ya. is hustler really a guy? to me it looks like 'he's the susan and faye in the pics.hmm.....
Posted by: vss3t at 19 April 2005 2:13 PM | Link to comment
Oh, how I wish I had images turned off...
LoL!
Posted by: Sashi at 19 April 2005 2:15 PM | Link to comment
uaahhhh... sexyy!! LOL
Posted by: leivr at 19 April 2005 3:26 PM | Link to comment
Lolz... Laff sei ngo :P
Posted by: DKBU at 19 April 2005 3:30 PM | Link to comment
Faye, u sLuT!!!! Muahahahaha! ;p
Posted by: h.liew at 19 April 2005 6:13 PM | Link to comment
omg rotlfolak, umake me my cake,
kenny is hairy little chimpanzee LOLTFWTH
Posted by: sandkan at 19 April 2005 6:14 PM | Link to comment
OMG have mercy on us! ROTFLMAO!!!
Posted by: doc at 19 April 2005 6:42 PM | Link to comment
Three cheers for Kenny!
Hip hip Hooray! Hip hip Hooray!! Hip hip Hooray!!!
Bro, you simply redefined the meaning of a "blog"
Posted by: Lyon at 19 April 2005 8:10 PM | Link to comment
Ha! You're a crazy man! Nice pink curtains!
Posted by: Rach at 19 April 2005 8:33 PM | Link to comment
I lost my dinner! And what's with the pink curtain?!
Posted by: NSDS3 at 19 April 2005 9:31 PM | Link to comment
hey there! i love reading your blog :-)
i usually don't leave any comments but this one really takes the cake! it's bloody hilarious! i laughed so hard my sides hurt like a slut after a gangbang party!
Posted by: Hybrid Nephilim at 19 April 2005 9:45 PM | Link to comment
Shit! You guys ROCK so much the Earth moved! One thing I love more than writing stupid blog entries is getting funny comments from people who share the same sense of humour with me. And you guys are the best commenters I could ever ask for. Glad I made your day because you made mine too mannnn!
Yes I shaved ONE SIDE of my armpit hair to take that photo. I still wanted to have mercy on you guys so you could come back some time.
Yea the pink curtains... No I'm not gay. :) I used to share the same bedroom with my brother but I decided to move into my elder sister's old bedroom just so I can watch porn, I mean, type blogs in peace. She vacated her own bedroom after she got married. I just hadn't had the time or energy to de-feminize it that's all.
Anyway, thanks for laughing. HEH!
Posted by: Kenny Sia at 19 April 2005 10:37 PM | Link to comment
Good joke. Not offensive to any religion and race.
Good one.
To bad for hustle, preety sorry to see him off.
Posted by: mamatd at 20 April 2005 1:10 PM | Link to comment
You are the man, dude. Frigging hilarious. Don't stop leh. Keep them coming!
Posted by: Cowboy Caleb at 20 April 2005 2:41 PM | Link to comment
you make me laugh so hard, i should stop readin your blog in the office cos everytime i break out uncontrollably in laughter, my colleagues think i've gone completely mad.. heh.
Posted by: eileen at 20 April 2005 3:16 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha... i cannot tahan this post... its AMAZING... i rarely smile but i did when i saw the first one... and i laugh when i saw the second one...
nice!
Posted by: davors at 20 April 2005 5:52 PM | Link to comment
Oh my goodness you are a hairy genius!!
*Bows in respect*
Posted by: bubblemunche at 20 April 2005 8:55 PM | Link to comment
haha its sooo funny! but i noticed the similarity straight away.
They have the same necklace, same jawline, same boob size, same proportions... haha I didn't really notice the background though.
Posted by: gabrielle at 21 April 2005 8:00 AM | Link to comment
ACK MY EYES! THE HORROR! I'M BLINDED!
You, on the other hand, look lovely.
Posted by: Lainie at 21 April 2005 10:15 PM | Link to comment
O_O dude... what a scary resemblance!
the scarier thing is, you've got bigger tits than i do :P
but i definitely have longer armpit hair.
Posted by: fip at 21 April 2005 10:47 PM | Link to comment
hah? *blank look* whatz so funny? i'm so blur blur lar. anyway, i like your writings. will be dropping by again. - not easilly amused.
Posted by: miche at 22 April 2005 4:44 PM | Link to comment
I like your postings and the way you write. very amusing and interesting as well. Will pop by for updates in future....
Posted by: Zeyro at 23 April 2005 11:52 PM | Link to comment
I fucking laughed when I saw you trying to emulate the figure and pose of the girl. It's so gay.
Now that I know that you're female be warned that I'm comin' for ya, haha :P
Posted by: Wan Zafran at 24 April 2005 12:00 PM | Link to comment
From now on every time Faye/Susan is on my mind I also see the stubbles, body hair and the horrendous silk shorts.
And there goes my supper.
DAMN! XP~~~~
Posted by: XO at 26 April 2005 12:45 AM | Link to comment
one set touched up and another not touched up ?
wonders of modern technology
Posted by: Chieftat at 03 May 2005 11:03 AM | Link to comment
funny funny FUN-NAY! ROTFL
thanks for the great pics, you've just made my day... you hunka bunka burnin love.
Posted by: disco-very at 18 May 2005 12:46 PM | Link to comment
LMFAO. THe comparisons are so abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.
Posted by: Jonathan at 05 June 2005 9:46 PM | Link to comment
hahahahaha oh my goodness...... awesome awesome awesome entry... but i was really shocked when i saw the first umm...... artistic picture... i turned around to make sure no one was around in case they think i was porn-surfing.
Posted by: cheneille at 06 June 2005 1:51 AM | Link to comment
oops! looks like someone else has taken the site?
Posted by: james at 03 February 2006 10:32 PM | Link to comment
shits! opened this when I'm at work and saw porno!!
btw, u got sexy tummy hor? lol
Posted by: KuchikiRukia at 06 November 2006 5:27 PM | Link to comment
nice pair bigger than mine,
idon'tthinkso!!!!!!
Posted by: akakimuhansia at 31 March 2007 10:39 PM | Link to comment
Just to let u know, Hustler is back on business.,
Posted by: Eddie at 14 June 2007 5:56 PM | Link to comment
hahhahahaha, tat's really funny.
oh by the way, the hustler has made his blog private.
Posted by: The Rock at 16 January 2008 3:21 PM | Link to comment
Way to go!! :D:D
Posted by: Honeybee at 02 July 2008 6:13 PM | Link to comment
nice pic...you even have the same camera as susan..hahaha
Posted by: me at 07 September 2008 5:36 PM | Link to comment
kenny, could provide recommend me the plastic surgeon that did you from WOMAN to MAN pleasE!
he/she really did a great job man!
Posted by: sic-ko man at 02 October 2008 7:04 PM | Link to comment
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