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29 April 2005
Fuck Melbourne. Have You Seen The Kuching Shuffle?!
THE TIME... Sunday, 24th April 2005.
THE PLACE... outside Hock Lee Centre.
Security guards... what are they laughing about? Why aren't they doing their job?
Something was amiss.
Something wasn't right.
A grand total of THREE security guards have set up a yellow barricade outside the shopping mall. Normally they'd be scratching their balls waiting for the time to go home. This was not normal. Something big must be happening. What's going on?
My heart was thumping. My hands were shaking. Beads of sweat were forming on my forehead as I approached them slowly in anticipation.
And then I saw it.
I saw...
The Man...
The Machine...
The Phenomenal...
Behold... the one and only Kuching Shuffler!
Yes that's right all you Melbourne Shuffling freaks out there. You can take your fancy pants and talcum powder and shove it up your ass. If you think you've revolutionalized the clubbing scene, THINK AGAIN. Yeah, yeah, you may have your big-ass dance clubs and your world famous DJs. But I'm telling you, its prime time you FEAR the Kuching Shuffle because dammit we're taking the world by storm!
What's this Zouk thing you're talking about? We don't need that. All we need is our cheap red shirt, cheap short pants and the cheapest sandals we can find from Bata. Grab the nearest visually-impaired busker with his electronic keyboard, and baby, we're ready to SHUFFLE.
The Kuching Shuffler and DJ Blind - the best thing to have happened to the Kuching clubbing scene since Chivas and Green Tea
This is a momentous occasion for clubbers of Kuching and around the world. Which is why kennysia.com is introducing all new 'maotee-media' content in the form of downloadable videos!
(You do require Windows Media Player 9 or above to view WMV-format videos. If you haven't got them installed, get them here. Do let me know if nothing is working.)
What are you waiting for?
Click to watch the ORIGINAL Kuching Shuffle video. (1.56 MB)
For a limited time only...
The Kuching Shuffle kennysia.com Remix. (2.07 MB)
and
The Kuching Shuffle kennysia.com Remix (Extended Edition). (6.88 MB)
Cower in fear now stupid Melbourne Shufflers.
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45 Comments:
uah!!u beat it 2 me!!...u even recorded the video..n i only took the pic wif my fon...haha,daammitt kenny..
Posted by: GAMBs at 29 April 2005 11:04 PM | Link to comment
Eh, damn good video la! And your remixes keep getting better! Are you going to revise it again, with an even more extended remix? Remix actually beat the original :)
Posted by: Janus at 29 April 2005 11:16 PM | Link to comment
Oh man, the dancing actually co-ordinates with the Outkast song! Go, street busker, go!
Posted by: JY at 29 April 2005 11:19 PM | Link to comment
OI! faster go offer become his agent liaw!
Posted by: kimm at 29 April 2005 11:30 PM | Link to comment
Went to Hock Lee this evening. But the Kuching Shuffler is nowhere to be found!!! Only DJ blind is around.
Posted by: NSDS3 at 29 April 2005 11:32 PM | Link to comment
bloody idiot..haha!
Posted by: midnight-walk at 29 April 2005 11:32 PM | Link to comment
WAH! Kuching tiger hidden dragon, man!
Posted by: J Schnorng at 30 April 2005 12:22 AM | Link to comment
you did it again...a new trend in the clubbing scene, watch out Zoukettes!
KS definitely got the beat man...hahaha, DJ Blind in, Stevie Wonder out..and er..Ray Charles...dead
Posted by: aGentX at 30 April 2005 12:29 AM | Link to comment
Wah. Next time I go Kuching I must go and watch the Kuching shuffler.
Kennysia make sure you bring me there. And I want his autograph!
Posted by: uzyn at 30 April 2005 12:33 AM | Link to comment
man..they rock!!
Posted by: crazy at 30 April 2005 12:55 AM | Link to comment
wow what a hot uncle. Are there many scene like this can be caught at kuching street?
Posted by: ashie at 30 April 2005 1:31 AM | Link to comment
Didn’t notice that you mentioned sparing any change for our Kuching’s Steve Wonder, and I presume you did. I always drop a dollar or two as they always loosen me up, something I look forward to, as part of the experience heading to the mall.
It is uniquely Kuching! And who needs the showcase when we have our own Steve Wonder?
Posted by: Pope at 30 April 2005 2:48 AM | Link to comment
wahahahah ... its like MTV candid camera... =P
Posted by: davidteoh at 30 April 2005 6:39 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, i have to give you credit on your good pick on right rhythm to go with the move. That's a creative mind ;)
Posted by: blackwidow at 30 April 2005 7:40 AM | Link to comment
wow kenny, love what you did with the outkast remix! seriously the buskers keep getting better and better!
Posted by: ash at 30 April 2005 10:56 AM | Link to comment
wah shit kuching shuffler!
*kowtows*
Posted by: xes at 30 April 2005 3:38 PM | Link to comment
haahha this is funny .. i gonna start with penang shuffle soon :P
Posted by: Dan at 30 April 2005 3:52 PM | Link to comment
Kung-fu dance-moves at the begining of remix2 - mou-dick side kick. :D
Kenny you should have joined him!
Posted by: doc at 30 April 2005 5:00 PM | Link to comment
PWN3D . . .
but it seems more like ayam shuffle...
Posted by: Ben at 30 April 2005 6:13 PM | Link to comment
Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.Lol, never thought we have so much to offer in Kuching.. And i thought the raving scene here at kl was awesome all along, >.
Posted by: analgestic at 30 April 2005 11:05 PM | Link to comment
*standing ovation*
kuching shuffle's the bomb man, wahahaha! i wonder if the kl-ites are happening enuff to pull it off. -.-
Posted by: hsin the ee at 30 April 2005 11:35 PM | Link to comment
omg omg omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that ah pek should be on MTV awards man!!!!
Posted by: kahsoon at 01 May 2005 10:33 AM | Link to comment
LOL! this is freakin' hilarious!! Love the 2nd Remix feat. Outkast-Hey Ya! Great one dude!! :D
Posted by: ahchuan at 01 May 2005 1:18 PM | Link to comment
hey.. ya live in Kl or johor?
Posted by: gabrielle at 01 May 2005 7:31 PM | Link to comment
GAMBs, sorry. :) Too good an opportunity to miss.
Janus, if I see the guy again I'll be sure to bring him to some studio. :)
JY, I know. I was amazed at myself too. ;)
kimm, hmm... good idea.
NSDS3, Kuching Shuffler probably went to Melbourne to issue them with a shuffle challenge.
midnight-walk + crazy, fun ritee?
J Schnorng, HAHA! Yea its martial arts-cum-dance.
aGentX, he's taking over the visually-impaired music scene by storm, my man.
uzyn, HIS autograph? what about mine?! Heh.
ashie, yea they're around every corner of the block. ;)
Pope, not only did I give DJ Blind some money, I gave the Kuching Shuffler a one ringgit note as well. ;) They're both happy.
davidteoh, but better.
blackwidow, I'm actually quite surprised myself how well they match up. heh.
ash, ooh yeah. If only they have disco lights. :)
xes, COWER IN FEAR!!!!
Dan, heh. Featuring yourself?
doc, doing the Kuching Shuffle requires taekwondo lessons and learning how to walk like a chicken.
Ben, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, fried chicken shuffle.
analgestic, pffftt... kl clubbing scene? pretentious and money-wasting! jk. :) I'm just jealous.
hsin ee, you let me know. :)
kahsoon, HIM? on MTV Awards? No lah he's gonna be too drunk to be on MTV. Hey wait wat am I talking about, you do need to be drunk to be on MTV.
ahchuan, its my favourite as well.
gabrielle, I'm at Kuching.
Posted by: Kenny Sia at 02 May 2005 4:35 AM | Link to comment
buahahahahaha.....tat ah pek can really shake his booty
Posted by: lisung at 02 May 2005 10:37 PM | Link to comment
Fk it man!!!!! ask him to SUCK my FAT COCK!!!
Posted by: RAVER at 11 October 2005 10:55 PM | Link to comment
omg!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 11 October 2005 11:24 PM | Link to comment
respect the melbourne shuffle u hate it cos u cant do it!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 27 October 2005 10:55 PM | Link to comment
nice vids.
u're going to hell with me for laughing.
Posted by: arifsanchez at 18 December 2005 12:47 PM | Link to comment
DAMN FUNNYYY!!
Posted by: anon at 18 December 2005 9:22 PM | Link to comment
wut da fuck is dizz??
oh..god..argh...u've made me cried man..
Posted by: :: [ fezz ] :: at 24 December 2005 3:52 PM | Link to comment
ur all fkkkn idiots, is this a joke...?
if this is the kuching shuffle then youve already lost to the melbourne shuffle..ahahah morons
Posted by: vi3tshuffle at 11 June 2006 11:30 PM | Link to comment
U such a fuckin loser? how old are you ? u have fuckin lost it !
Posted by: Ghost at 20 June 2006 12:19 PM | Link to comment
as usual the kennyman at its best !
totally raw and uncensored !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 04 July 2006 2:11 PM | Link to comment
hi. i would just like to give you my thoughts on this. you can all go and munch on a fat dick. where are you from ? you wish you had your own dance. what do you have? the curry muncher dance? melbourne shuffler kills what ever the fuck that was. youuuuuuur aaalll iiiiiiiiiiiidiots.
Posted by: :) at 26 July 2006 11:42 AM | Link to comment
melbourne shufflers burn kentuky fried arsholes like kuching for fucking exercise bring a real challenge and so we can have fun!!!
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 02 August 2006 12:26 AM | Link to comment
I can't seems to view the video at all, is this bcz im too late?
Posted by: icepeing at 26 January 2007 5:19 PM | Link to comment
hey hey don't bag the melbourne shuffle alright?
we're trying to keep up with the kuching rave scene here . (:
but seriously . be nice to us shufflers kaay ?
Posted by: js at 19 February 2007 6:47 PM | Link to comment
wahaha...god damn cool!...if got any competition we should bring them to join it haha. Dj Teisto V.S Dj Blind haha.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 06 April 2007 2:08 PM | Link to comment
What a bullshit artist you obviously dont know how to shuffle to u decided to make this Asian/Muslim shit up. One peice of advice: Idi Jebi Se!!!
Posted by: What a TOSSERRRR at 10 June 2007 6:02 PM | Link to comment
Wowowowo...
wow there's too many shufflers here criticising a joke! U look stupid man!
I'm a shuffler myself, and i find this hilarious man! Have a sense of humour la my fellow shufflers!
Posted by: Mohamad Taufiq at 23 February 2008 5:43 PM | Link to comment
They can dance.
Posted by: David Chew at 23 February 2008 9:46 PM | Link to comment
u malaysians sicken me.
not because of this article, but your bitching over shuffling..
Posted by: Sick at 02 April 2008 9:17 PM | Link to comment
bgfgh
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 06 August 2008 10:23 PM | Link to comment
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