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01 April 2005
April Fool's: Making Fun of Myself
I'm never good scheming an April Fool's prank.
When I was young, everyone hated me on the 1st of April. Whenever my group of friends decided to pull a prank on some poor kid, I was always the first to get all red-faced and laugh out loud. The (supposed) victim would get suspicious and my mates would get all upset because I single-handedly ruined their evil plan.
Eventually I decided that I'm hopeless at poking fun at other people, and so I resigned to my fate as the target of all pranks. I'm not sure what the other bloggers have up their sleeves come this April Fool's. Someone slap me if its not somewhere along the lines of my-blog-is-shutting-down, I-lost-my-job-cos-of-my-blog, or another one of those terrifying watch-this-carefully-and-you'll-see-a-ghost.
But you know what? This year, I smartened up. I REFUSE to be made fun of by others. This year, I decided that only I am worthy of making fun of MYSELF.
Maybe its the excess bandwidth usage last month. Maybe its too many episodes of the Numa Numa Dance. But somehow I have an inexplicable urge to embarrass myself on the Internet, and perhaps scare away a few of kennysia.com's readers in the process to save some bandwidth costs.
There are many well-known bloggers in the 'blogosphere' out there. They said that if you can't beat them... then for fuck's sake, beat them harder! With a baseball bat, perhaps.
So. Partially inspired by minishorts and the sexyblogger project, I decided that I'm gonna sacrifice my virginity dignity, put myself in their shoes, and see what its like if its ME and not THEM that's famous.
Anyway, consider this my April Fool's dedication.
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Who better to start the ball rolling, than a fellow Sarawakian and controversial blogger, Poh Huai Bin of sixthseal.com?

Offensive yet intelligent. Controversial yet witty. If there ever were a blog version of the Ewan McGregor movie Trainspotting, sixthseal.com would be it.
If there ever were going to be a blog version of "Dumb and Dumber", kennysia.com would be it.

Note: the dilation of my pupils is not real, its photoshopped. The dilation of Huai Bin's pupils however....... is also photoshopped.
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Next on my list is the author of Screenshots, Jeff Ooi, Malaysia's Most Influential Blogger. I don't know why people call him that, but Jeff Ooi is definitely one of Malaysia's best known blogger. Browse through any Malaysian blog and I guarantee you at least half of them will be linked to Jeff Ooi.

I'm probably not that influential yet...

... but at least I'm trying.
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I had thought about doing an imitation of Malaysia's favourite erotic blogger, author of The Hustler Diaries, Mr Sleek Black Mercedes. However, the Hustler himself decided to keep his identity anonymous. Browsing through his site, I was unable to find anything resembling a photo of him except for an award he won which he proudly displayed on the sidebar of his blog.

Impressive. That's one thing I can forget about winning. I'll probably be winning this instead.

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I was going to stop here because I can't think of anyone else worth spoofing. Then I thought, why stop at the guys?
Introducing Kimberlycun, owner of Malaysia's smoothest pair of legs, and coincidentally the author of that fantastic blog with a fantastic title, "Narcissism Is Necessary".

Introducing... my legs.

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I was going to stop here.
But once again, I thought "Why stop at Malaysia? Why not look at say, Singapore?"
Whilst Malaysia's best known blogger is an uncle called Jeff Ooi, Singapore's best known blogger is a babe called Xia Xue. Xia Xue is Wendy Cheng, someone who left thousands of 'blogders' a day wondering "Why are we worshipping the ground she blogs on?"

The looks, the brains, the body. Man, I wish I can be like her sometimes. But alas, I think I'm just gonna "Xia Xuey" myself.

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I hope I'm not gonna regret this when I look back 5 years later. Sorry I wasted your time with this half-arsed foolish entry.
The obligatory flame extinguisher: My apologies to the people above whom I've made a parody of. You have the right to be deeply offended because I'm not as pretty as you are. But hey, its the 1st of April! So please, chill... chill....
Added 3rd April 2005: I noticed there's a lot of non-regular kennysia.com readers dropping by this page. I'd sincerely appreciate it if you leave me just a short comment, telling me who you are and all that stuff. You know, as a small token for my effort putting up this entry. Thanks in advance! :)
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139 Comments:
HOLY....hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha
Oh my god
hahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
I think the last two photos of you are gonna cause me severe stomach cramps for the next few days
Posted by: Lainie at 01 April 2005 12:13 AM | Link to comment
HahhahhaHahahhahahhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
OMG~
Man, you're hairy!
Posted by: Hsin at 01 April 2005 12:16 AM | Link to comment
Your spoofs beat those Xiaxue 'sexiest blog' 'tongue' posts anytime dude. :) great April Fool's post!
Posted by: eyeris at 01 April 2005 12:26 AM | Link to comment
lol kenny!!! that's just freaky ok!! the kimberlycun's one and xiaxue's one..
hahahhaa.. how to sleep tonight.
you don't look like a guy with hairy legs. very surprised!
you look so cute in the first picture! ahahhaha..ooh comelnya!*pinches kenny's cheek*..
i think you're on your way to become a very well known blogger.......
Posted by: Jayelle at 01 April 2005 12:30 AM | Link to comment
omg, i can't stop laughing
Posted by: eKLim at 01 April 2005 1:09 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, last photo, you forgot to smile, and slightly turn your head on one side and slightly down a bit. oh yeah, babe, that's it. you are beautiful. oh yeah, give me more.
Posted by: blackwidow at 01 April 2005 1:35 AM | Link to comment
I like your xiaxie impersonation. Haha. Good one, Kenny!
Posted by: uzyn at 01 April 2005 1:37 AM | Link to comment
dag-nam boy, you have the hairiest swamp legs ever! rofl. well done mate.
Posted by: alli at 01 April 2005 4:29 AM | Link to comment
oh hotness.
cannot sleep tonite.
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Posted by: aud at 01 April 2005 5:33 AM | Link to comment
FOFCC to ROTFLMAO with Ms. LUITA...
OMG... I laughed too loud till my housemate are being awake by me and asked me to "shhhhhhhh....."
Posted by: Jason at 01 April 2005 9:00 AM | Link to comment
with that hairy legs of yours, i bet any ants or snakes that accidenlty craw up ur leg will definately get lost or worst, tangled up and die there...bless all the snakes and ants.
Posted by: vss3t at 01 April 2005 10:29 AM | Link to comment
ROFL... hahaha... you just make my day !
That's funny ! I like the Xia Xuey pose the best !
hey, I think U have enough portfolio to start a " POSTCARD Collection" sale to get some fund for ur bandwidth cost.
Posted by: Yellow Ant at 01 April 2005 11:14 AM | Link to comment
wah damn hairy man! heheeeeeeee
Posted by: chrissie at 01 April 2005 11:54 AM | Link to comment
Fucking funny........ don't think I will be able to eat for a week after that Xia Xuey pose tho...
Posted by: JT at 01 April 2005 12:02 PM | Link to comment
WWOWOWOWOWOOWOWHhhh ... cool.... how come no me one... ? :(
Posted by: minishorts at 01 April 2005 12:27 PM | Link to comment
Nice going, cool.
Posted by: thquah at 01 April 2005 1:08 PM | Link to comment
bwahahahaha! ROTFLOL!
Posted by: Belacans at 01 April 2005 1:11 PM | Link to comment
ROFLMAO!!!
That's some seriously funny shit dude.
Posted by: ShaolinTiger at 01 April 2005 1:18 PM | Link to comment
OMFG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your legs damn man kenny I likez
Posted by: kimberlycun at 01 April 2005 1:26 PM | Link to comment
Hahaha, you look so sexy, man. I like the last one Xia Xue post.
Posted by: Maldini at 01 April 2005 1:32 PM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHA~~ This is the funniest april fool post that i ever read. Go Kenny, Go!!
Posted by: Wilson at 01 April 2005 2:44 PM | Link to comment
That's the best April Fool post I've read so far. *tabik x3*
Posted by: doc at 01 April 2005 2:53 PM | Link to comment
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAH!
hairy legs are sexay. keep the hair growing!
Posted by: sarah at 01 April 2005 3:05 PM | Link to comment
OMG! ROTFLMAO.
Posted by: april at 01 April 2005 3:17 PM | Link to comment
Hey dude, funny shit on HB, hop on over to see my HB fun day
Posted by: e at 01 April 2005 3:20 PM | Link to comment
oi you're fucking cool! :)
Posted by: MunKit at 01 April 2005 3:29 PM | Link to comment
Dude , that's one scary pair of hairy legs!
Posted by: viewtru at 01 April 2005 3:39 PM | Link to comment
hahahahahaha you make a great imitation of Xia Xuey!!! Hahahahaha But why the "terkejut beruk" look on your face?? Hahahahaha.....
Posted by: Madder at 01 April 2005 3:57 PM | Link to comment
have you tried waxing? Good effort ler this post! =P
Posted by: Reta at 01 April 2005 4:28 PM | Link to comment
Holy shit!! Nice pose, mate!
Posted by: Merryfofo at 01 April 2005 4:39 PM | Link to comment
Ah~ I must say this is such a cool April Fool post. Kanpai!! Wah~~~~ you sure got so manyak bulu yer~
Posted by: fish fish at 01 April 2005 4:41 PM | Link to comment
Eh, Kenny, are you ok to seat like that ah... not comfy right??? squeencing your balls!! Kenny: "Ouch... my big balls!"
Posted by: blackwidow at 01 April 2005 4:53 PM | Link to comment
This is going to be the legendary April Fool's joke for a long time to come, in the blogsphere.
Posted by: lilian at 01 April 2005 5:08 PM | Link to comment
OK, mine's not exactly a comment but a pretty lamo question. Um, in 93/94, when VSU was in play at Curtin- WA, were international students charged for ASF? i'm not too sure wat happened there but i noe that full fee paying students are included in the VSU bill and that REALLLLLLLLLLY sucks. OK, if you can mail me back, I'd be eternally grateful...and um...nice legs btw. no doubt, first class...u can barely count the hairs on ur legs!! ok, enuf abt the legs...
Posted by: Tiffy at 01 April 2005 5:09 PM | Link to comment
It doesn't get better than this.
Now I couldn't look at Xiaxue's pic the same way again.
A toast to that.
Posted by: vlad at 01 April 2005 5:10 PM | Link to comment
damn, you're good!!! laughed like shit.
Posted by: Paul Tan at 01 April 2005 5:58 PM | Link to comment
you rock man!
funniest post i've seen by far!
makes me wonder what else is as hairy? hmmmm...
Posted by: redpanties at 01 April 2005 6:52 PM | Link to comment
mannnn ... what a pair of hairy legs !
Posted by: michaelooi at 01 April 2005 8:07 PM | Link to comment
HAH ahahahahhaahahahah!!!! I just love that one about Xiaxue...
Posted by: Kim at 01 April 2005 9:24 PM | Link to comment
The best April Fool post so far on a day where everyone else is trying to 'fool' others with recycled news, you wrote a rather unique and original article.
Posted by: Jon Choo at 01 April 2005 9:41 PM | Link to comment
Oh Kenny ! What sacrifice you made for our laughs.. That's very noble.. I second someone up there you should so get an award soon...This is such a good one. I like every spoof you made here.
THANK YOU !
btw, you look cute :)
Posted by: Earthtone at 01 April 2005 10:40 PM | Link to comment
*clap clap clap clap*
Bravo, well done! :)
Posted by: Yuen Li at 02 April 2005 12:06 AM | Link to comment
u r sooooooooooooo cute!!!!!
Posted by: autumnmusic at 02 April 2005 12:58 AM | Link to comment
Hahahhah... Dude, you got the furriest legs I've ever seen!!!
Posted by: James at 02 April 2005 1:46 AM | Link to comment
hohoohohoho that was great... what a great idea. nice photoshop work.
Posted by: surfnux at 02 April 2005 1:38 PM | Link to comment
OMFG, you are so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Do you happen to be a Tv host?
Posted by: EF at 02 April 2005 2:48 PM | Link to comment
Good one Kenny!
Posted by: sm at 02 April 2005 7:19 PM | Link to comment
nice ^^
Posted by: May at 03 April 2005 12:32 AM | Link to comment
damn for some reason i cant view the xiaxue one u did!
Posted by: Sharon at 03 April 2005 12:33 AM | Link to comment
if you catch me staring at your legs this coming May, you'll know why. MY GAWD. those are horrendously hairy legs. PLEASE PLEASE tell me they're photoshopped.
too bad you're not in KL otherwise would've brought you to the star wars thing. YOu could've gone as chewbacca!
=D
Posted by: kimm at 03 April 2005 2:11 AM | Link to comment
Gawddammit LMAO!!!! One of the most funniest things I have ever seen! XDDD
Posted by: Andy Lim at 03 April 2005 2:28 AM | Link to comment
hey, i prefer your (demure legs, doe eyes, silk cartoon boxer) picture over xiaxue's anytime baby. anytime.
Posted by: disko at 03 April 2005 11:25 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
*thud*
*ouch*
Now that I've managed to lift myself back onto my chair...
...and take a few gulps of fresh air...
Monsieur Kenny, this has DEFINITELY got to be the best April Fool's post I've seen so far!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
*thud*
*ouch*
Posted by: maggie at 03 April 2005 2:26 PM | Link to comment
cool april fool post
i'm gonna be a regular reader from now on :P
Posted by: icen at 03 April 2005 3:52 PM | Link to comment
From Singapore:
V3ry funny especially the xia xuey one hahaha!!
^5
Posted by: WH at 03 April 2005 11:07 PM | Link to comment
haha i got this page from paul's page!!
gonna be regular reader now.
quite funny and sporting the way u can poke fun of urself ;p
kudos~~
Posted by: c at 03 April 2005 11:18 PM | Link to comment
Very funny!!
LHM
Posted by: LHM at 04 April 2005 7:10 AM | Link to comment
muahahhahahahaha~~ well, that's a good one making fun of yourself just to make everyone a happy day!! =P
got you from doc's blog...
Posted by: eRiCCa at 04 April 2005 11:04 AM | Link to comment
it must have hurt sitting that way on the last pic.... and that expression? someone made u do all this pose?
Posted by: shiang at 04 April 2005 1:06 PM | Link to comment
Got your link from minishorts.
I love the hairy legs. Hairy legs on chinese blokes are incredibly sensuous, especially when they fall asleep and the ladies can proceed to paste on strips of waxing paper on 'em.
Great job, btw :)
Posted by: xochitl at 04 April 2005 1:11 PM | Link to comment
hi kenny, this is my first time visiting your site and i'm already loving it! hehe.. by the way, i got to know about your site through drliew's. i will definitely hang around more often..
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 04 April 2005 2:22 PM | Link to comment
I seldom laugh when I read blogs but this post was really funny. I love the last one.
Posted by: Adam at 04 April 2005 5:40 PM | Link to comment
HAHHAHA! That's cute ! :P
Posted by: NTech at 04 April 2005 7:17 PM | Link to comment
hi there... I followed a link from Dr Liew's blog (which I was visiting for the first time ever, too) to this entry of yours - excellent that you can poke fun at yourself :-D I'll be dropping by from time to time to see what else you're up to. Take care! *lynne*
Posted by: Lynne at 04 April 2005 10:06 PM | Link to comment
This is totally awesome, mang. Came in through Mr. Miyagi's site, and laughed so hard my nutsack expanded.
Posted by: J Schnorng at 05 April 2005 6:30 PM | Link to comment
MAUAHUAUHU :D!! BEst April Fool's joke for sure :D!! *Salutes*
Posted by: bubblemunche at 06 April 2005 12:50 AM | Link to comment
OMG.
This is utterly hilarious!
So hairy!!! hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha..
Man! You're so funny. Will ya *cough* marry me or something?
So that I can have something (*cough* the sexy legs) to laugh about everyday.
Posted by: Ting at 06 April 2005 6:41 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny funny funny!
Posted by: sexymama at 06 April 2005 12:50 PM | Link to comment
Comrade, your legs are as hairy as mine!
Posted by: NSDS3 at 07 April 2005 1:47 AM | Link to comment
Awww.... I was an avid fan of XiaXue.. now you've enticed me with your sexy red, patterned boxers! Three cheers to Kenny!
Posted by: JY at 07 April 2005 6:29 PM | Link to comment
omg. i was just passing by when i came across this entry. SO SO hilarious. good job. :P
Posted by: tIcKLe`Me at 07 April 2005 10:31 PM | Link to comment
That post is SOOOOOO cool!!
Posted by: Lobak at 10 April 2005 5:21 AM | Link to comment
Dude. This is funny haha.
Posted by: Brose at 10 April 2005 7:43 PM | Link to comment
Haha... this IS funny! =D
Posted by: BlueyStarR at 10 April 2005 9:36 PM | Link to comment
nice legs, mister! ;)
Posted by: sfee at 11 April 2005 12:27 AM | Link to comment
nice one ;)
too bad i was late to read this
Posted by: blacklighter at 11 April 2005 5:04 AM | Link to comment
I'm among the latecomers almost missing out on this hilarious post... awesome. Awesome!!!!!!!
Posted by: narrowband at 11 April 2005 10:04 AM | Link to comment
Lol!!! You crack me up bro! Thanks for the mention!
:)
Hustler
Posted by: Hustler at 11 April 2005 11:59 AM | Link to comment
you're so funny. always glad to read your posts
Posted by: alkacid at 13 April 2005 5:39 PM | Link to comment
hahah!! you're damn funny!! i guess the way you look at things are weird but it make sense! hahaha!
BIG UP TO YOU CHING!!
Posted by: wilson at 14 April 2005 2:28 AM | Link to comment
hey dude you got the same name and surname as me lol.
Posted by: kenny at 14 April 2005 5:46 PM | Link to comment
ROTFL
You da man. Incredible pics. Respect
Posted by: Kenn at 16 April 2005 1:17 AM | Link to comment
because of this post, u've gained tons of new visitors...including yours truly... ^__^
Posted by: cowboy at 16 April 2005 9:35 AM | Link to comment
Mate, your April 1st entry was the first time I looked at your blog and I kept on visiting after that. I revisited this entry because I've had a crummy day and in need of some laughter, saw this note of yours asking for some comments, so here ya go.
Good on ya! :)
Posted by: SY at 16 April 2005 11:50 PM | Link to comment
u rock!
Posted by: saoxin at 17 April 2005 3:13 AM | Link to comment
Cheers for all the effort!
Posted by: tor at 18 April 2005 10:18 AM | Link to comment
hey dude, yes, you make a better writer than me but the picture- great effort really. got myself my much needed laugh. That's it, you've got urself another fan. I should be coming here often.
Recomended by Alexander from Sibu.
Posted by: Philip at 18 April 2005 6:42 PM | Link to comment
hahaha! this is so funny.. although i must say i got quite a shock when i scrolled down and saw the hairy legs shot! heh.
Posted by: eileen at 20 April 2005 3:12 PM | Link to comment
buuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhaaa...i was eating sumthin and nearly got choked when i saw the xia xuey pose....kahkahkahkahkah(still laughing)p/s:i thought my bro's legs are hairy but ur's are worse
Posted by: lisung at 30 April 2005 12:00 AM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny,
I am one of your non-regular readers. Damn, your blog really ho-chio, man. I was reading while working in da office and nearly blurted out "waahhahaha". Keep up the good work. I would appreciate if you could do some reviews of food outlets in Kuching.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 03 May 2005 10:29 AM | Link to comment
lmao. Very funny dude. You have perfected the "vacuous dumb-blonde" look.
I'd give you an Epilady for christmas,
Remee
Posted by: Renee at 19 May 2005 3:12 PM | Link to comment
lol.
that hairy legs post was a bit disgusting at first sight.
your xiaxuey pose is damn funny man...
Posted by: chanel at 24 May 2005 2:48 PM | Link to comment
Loveitloveitloveit!
Posted by: ah pink at 01 June 2005 5:37 PM | Link to comment
Hi :) I love this! Very cool at least we think so in Sacramento, California ;)
Posted by: Rae Baby at 03 June 2005 4:28 AM | Link to comment
i shall leave a note as u requested..
i m ur 3 day old 'mewbie' reader..but i promise, i will be a true bred regular in no time!
Posted by: Jade at 04 June 2005 2:06 AM | Link to comment
You are a great photoshopper, ive seen better but you are none less. Great work, and great...parody haha
Posted by: Jonathan at 05 June 2005 9:24 PM | Link to comment
i'm coming back for more.
Posted by: ronnie at 08 June 2005 9:59 AM | Link to comment
Dear Kenny,
decided to leave a note here since this was the very first entry my sis intro-ed me to.Kept insisting I read your entry...LOVED IT....(haf since read some of your other entry-a friend and I laughed non stop wayyyyy early into the wee hours of the morning)
haf been inspired by you to kickstart my blogging adventures.. hehe! Thanks for all the humour. Keep it up!
Pam
Posted by: PK at 08 June 2005 1:33 PM | Link to comment
Laughed out loud! So well done.
Posted by: Sharon Bakar at 10 June 2005 1:35 PM | Link to comment
lol, my friend was right to recommend you site to me. you are funny *har har* *snarf*
Posted by: -hp invent- at 18 June 2005 5:43 PM | Link to comment
I hope you photoshopped your legs in those pictures.
Posted by: gem at 20 June 2005 7:11 PM | Link to comment
jumped from lucia's blog. man, you've ruined it for hairy-legged people (including girls!).
what's wrong with hairy legs!? homo sapiens have hair all over us except on our palms, soles of our feet and ... somewhere else i forgot.
am forming support group for people with hairy legs.
Posted by: sieweng at 20 June 2005 7:44 PM | Link to comment
OK! Ok! you're cool..
Posted by: stan5088 at 21 June 2005 9:28 AM | Link to comment
Haha simply hilarious this. Keep it coming!
Posted by: Papa Ali at 21 June 2005 10:36 AM | Link to comment
Kenny, you are extraordinary. Your post make me burst out laughing in my office (damn!). fabtung from Taipei salute you!
Posted by: fabtung at 21 June 2005 1:42 PM | Link to comment
You know how to get yourself known?
simple. If you are juz another woman who are bored at one corner, post a picture of yourself, probably with throbbing nipple on your blog site! that is!
For you, i think you can use this similar idea. It works!! really., at least for now.
Posted by: Anonymous at 21 June 2005 1:45 PM | Link to comment
You're the man! read one entry of yours and i feels like reading them all..... you're the man.....
Posted by: Kuek at 21 June 2005 1:55 PM | Link to comment
This is wa-a-ay too late, but man! Dude! Laughed so hard I (nearly) got an asthma attack. You have balls, dude! Don't let nobody tell you otherwise.
(...glad my blog has nothing to lampoon)
Posted by: Giant Sotong at 21 June 2005 11:00 PM | Link to comment
hi, surfed onto from jeffooi.com
v good!
Posted by: adriene at 23 June 2005 1:29 PM | Link to comment
Hi Kenny
sorry to hear about your dad's passing on. be strong. u have a grrrrreeaatt blog. great sense of humour and u certainly write well. already bookmarked this site. keep up the good work....
Posted by: aunty at 23 June 2005 4:31 PM | Link to comment
since you asked, i'll leave a comment here. was browsing thru after reading about u in the star :) i like ur style... u realli hv tonnes of time to do photoshoppin' eh? hehe
and erm, coincidentally the day i found out about ur blog, my granpa just passed away. i can relate to your pain. my deepest condolences on your dad's passing.
Posted by: sno at 23 June 2005 6:18 PM | Link to comment
since you asked, i'll leave a comment here. was browsing thru after reading about u in the star :) i like ur style... u realli hv tonnes of time to do photoshoppin' eh? hehe
and erm, coincidentally the day i found out about ur blog, my granpa just passed away. i can relate to your pain. my deepest condolences on your dad's passing.
Posted by: sno at 23 June 2005 6:35 PM | Link to comment
I'm chinese and i studied in australia for 3 years, and when i came back, i still remember my BM. we've been studying BM since primary one until form. 5. that's a total of 11 years, it's almost built in second nature to us, so i don't see any reason for anyone to forget their BM. although when we go for tertiary education, and later on in our work life we tend to use more english, there's no need for us to feel proud of being proficient in english and bad in BM. i feel proud dat i'm proficient in english, BM and chinese cuz only in m'sia we haf been given that priviledge. so it's a good thing that schools are using BM as the bahasa rasmi. as a msian those that can't speak BM well should be ashamed. especially when org putih can speak it better.
Posted by: coria at 30 June 2005 11:21 AM | Link to comment
hello! i'm pretty new to kennysia.com. love your blog - very very funny. =)
Posted by: luna at 06 July 2005 1:16 AM | Link to comment
hello! i'm pretty new to kennysia.com. love your blog - very very funny. =)
Posted by: luna at 06 July 2005 1:16 AM | Link to comment
OMG, u made me laugh so hard!
Thumbs Up!
Posted by: Keith Gan at 11 July 2005 4:17 PM | Link to comment
man you are damn funny!!!! was intro-ed by a friend when we are on a blog-readin frenzy and she said YOU ARE MAN! and no doubt tat is soooooo true. trully loved your blog, esp this entry. i laugh so loud and hard i woke up my friend that jumped up from the bed asking "whats so funny?" and when i pointed at the screen, she echo my laughing!!! keep it up kenny!!!
Posted by: lil angel at 24 August 2005 10:38 PM | Link to comment
pom gret ad io dsentme
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 01 October 2005 5:08 AM | Link to comment
You crack me up.....
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 31 October 2005 11:28 AM | Link to comment
hahaha...vy funny..love your blog!
Posted by: sc at 16 November 2005 5:30 PM | Link to comment
One word . . . superb !
Posted by: Nick at 08 December 2005 4:36 PM | Link to comment
One word . . . superb !
Posted by: Nick at 08 December 2005 4:36 PM | Link to comment
nice...
Posted by: bz at 07 February 2006 11:22 PM | Link to comment
受不了了,so so funny.
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 23 March 2006 3:09 PM | Link to comment
fuck u all
Posted by: asd at 28 March 2006 12:26 PM | Link to comment
Your..picture have scarred me for life.
Rofl.
Posted by: Vincent at 30 May 2006 5:28 AM | Link to comment
honestly, something is terribly wrong with xiaxue's teeth.
looks like it's gonna crack the next time she dips it in ice-cream.
better u, kenny, as a good friend go tell her fix it.
immediately.
before everything falls off!
regards - the dentist's daughter.
Posted by: incibah at 11 July 2006 12:49 AM | Link to comment
A first-timer of kennysia.com reader.
Thanks for the laughter u brought for me today. =)
kzken.blogspot.com
Posted by: RooK at 13 January 2007 11:51 PM | Link to comment
dude... i love ur legs
Posted by: yushi_gurl at 16 April 2007 6:15 AM | Link to comment
haha.. i think if i read this page 1st instead of your other fun blogs, i'd tot of u as another 'lakia' tat blogs to kacau ppl straight away.. (no offence to lakias..)
Posted by: eVa at 30 April 2007 12:52 AM | Link to comment
been told this is where it first began... by the person who inspired you... not bad indeed.
Posted by: zewt at 10 May 2007 2:31 PM | Link to comment
this is way too good to be true. :)
Posted by: Krystle at 24 August 2007 8:12 PM | Link to comment
LOL~
Posted by: Maddie at 08 September 2007 2:22 PM | Link to comment
LMAO! THAT IS INSANE! maann.. that is awesomee!
Posted by: Elizabeth at 17 October 2007 5:01 PM | Link to comment
hahaha kenny u r a gem!!! i only discovered your blog recently n it's been lifting my spirits up in these trying times!! thanks dude n a happy new year ahead! =D
Posted by: bubbles at 27 December 2007 3:40 PM | Link to comment
damn ur funny!
Posted by: king at 03 March 2008 10:51 PM | Link to comment
hah...it's really funny....hm....i wonder y u always immitate xiaxue?
Posted by: jane at 26 March 2008 2:57 PM | Link to comment
finally have courage to comment something here after reading the added lil post at the end of this entries..
Been reading yr blog these past 2 weeks, and i enjoyed reading almost all the entries of yr blog. honestly, reading yr blog put back a smile(even laughs) on my face whenever i'm in a depression mode..
thanks Kenny.. Keep up the good work.. make us happier.
Posted by: deedeeloner at 08 July 2008 12:37 PM | Link to comment
wow sexy hairy legs!!! lol
wonder if u still read ur comments here.. its like u have so many other comments to read.. salute
Posted by: peanut at 30 July 2008 12:07 AM | Link to comment


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