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14 March 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction in Kuching

A flock of birds in the sky
I see birds in the sky,
flying past my eyes.
They stop and rest on a tree,
like a loving family.

My car

Lesson learnt in Kuching #48 :
Never EVER park your car underneath a tree full of birds, especially after they've had their dinner.


:: Posted by Kenny at 8:00 PM | Link | Facebook It
:: Categorised as 'Distinctively Kuching'

11 Comments:

ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: MunKit at 14 March 2005 8:22 PM | Link to comment

I never park under trees now for two reasons. 1, the same reason as you. 2nd you may find ur car dented by a broken branch and its not covered by insurance.

Posted by: Adam at 14 March 2005 8:26 PM | Link to comment

LOL LOL LOL

Sorry I didn't give you proper warning about this 'Weapons of Mass Destruction'. They can be seen in KL from time to time and I believe in other parts of Msia as well.

Posted by: kampung gal at 14 March 2005 8:27 PM | Link to comment

lol!! poor kenny!!:)

hurry up take water to spray at it:) before the stains make themselves at home:) then susah;P

Posted by: Jayelle at 14 March 2005 8:39 PM | Link to comment

LOL

How come they're multi-colored? How diverse can a bird's diet be?

Posted by: Hsin at 14 March 2005 10:09 PM | Link to comment

Hsin, some of the birds must be having their periods. :)

Jayelle, I was lucky a car wash here only costs RM5.

kampung-gal, aiyaaaa... a little too late!

Adam, great advice. If that really happened, I'm gonna sue the tree's ass off. heh.

Posted by: Kenny Sia at 15 March 2005 10:23 AM | Link to comment

Aww man, I hope it wasn't pidgeon poo -- they're the hardest to wash off haha Ah well, apparently in some cultures, it's good luck to be pooped on by birds... Maybe you will gain some profit from all of this haha

Posted by: Bek at 15 March 2005 10:44 PM | Link to comment

alamak... *shakes head*

Posted by: Reta at 16 March 2005 12:15 AM | Link to comment

Bek, are u sure about that? 2 days ago, a bird pooped on my pants, just couple of inches away from bull's-eye.... will i get good luck???

Posted by: tjy at 04 April 2005 6:51 PM | Link to comment

Hey! I liked your site very much! Faithful Stake is always Coolblooded Plane: , Profound Plane Loose or not Anticipate Love Loose - that is all that Pair is capable of , Universal is feature of Good Stake Corner will Gnome unconditionally

Posted by: Stephen Blanton at 04 December 2005 11:33 AM | Link to comment

you're not alone my fren . .

maybe we should tembak all the flyin burung down !

Posted by: benjamin and yus at 30 June 2006 1:22 PM | Link to comment

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