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24 February 2005
My Take on the Hilton Hacking fiasco
I'm so busy these days packing away all my stuff that even finding time to shit is a miracle. I admit this is gonna be a half-arsed entry.
By this weekend, someone will be coming over to take away my computer monitor. That doesn't mean I won't be able to blog. I can still blog, just that I won't be able to see what I'm typing. So teh wrods mgiht npt comw out clrrektly.
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The divine Miss P
I think by now most of you would have heard of the news about the heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, the divine Miss Paris Hilton, who had her online mobile phone book hacked. For those not familiar with Paris Hilton, let's just say that's she's more well known for her wild party antics, lack of general common sense, and her infamous sex video. The contents of her phone book and other stuff like notes and camera pictures are published on hiltonhacked.com. Among the list of about 500 contacts are phone numbers and email addresses of prominent celebrities, such as Eminem, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst, Jay-Z, Avril Lavigne, Ashley Olsen, Ashlee Simpson, etc.
Ashlee Simpson?! I don't know what those two airheads can talk about. Imagine Paris sms-ing Ashlee (1-310-254-7114).
Paris and Ashlee. Airhead vs airhead.
Paris: hey what's up?Ashlee: not much... what's up?
Paris: errr... nothing major... i'm just hanging... what's up?
Ashlee: dunno... well you messaged me first, so... what's up?
Paris: just... partying... ummm, what's up?
Fascinating stuff.
Eminem is another odd person to be on Paris Hilton's phone book. One is always so disturbed and angry, and the other one laughs for no reason. What would Paris Hilton and Eminem (1-917-776-7643) talk about?
Paris and Eminem. What can they talk about seriously?
Paris: hey what's up?Eminem: Alright. Now lose it.
Paris: AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
Eminem: Just lose it.
Paris: AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
Eminem: Go crazy.
Paris: AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
Eminem: Oh baby.
Paris: AH-AH
Eminem: Oh baby baby.
Paris: AH-AH
To her credit, Paris Hilton has the number for Feed the Children (235-933-98001) stored on her mobile phone. Tell me seriously, how many people have phone numbers of charities stored on their mobile phone? Do you? Of course not! Because NO ONE STORES PHONE NUMBERS OF CHARITIES ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES!
Its as if she's the kind of person that would feel sorry for the children in Africa all of the sudden. So much so that she would ring up Feed the Children and say "Hey! Let's give those children from Ethiopia the penthouse suite of the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas!"
Maybe Paris Hilton isn't donating to Feed the Children at all. Do you see how sicky and skinny Paris Hilton is? And then it struck me. Maybe Feed the Children is giving food to Miss Paris Hilton instead!!! THAT'S IT!!! Remember, you hear it first on kennysia.com. ;)
Feed the Children and Paris Hilton
(Feed the Children is a legitimate charity btw. So if you haven't given enough, give more. Because some people need it more than we do.)
There are even two doctors on the list, Dr Pat and a Dr Randy Harris. Frankly speaking, I reckon the name "Randy Harris" sounded more like a porn star's name than a doctor's name. Could Paris Hilton be wanting to expanding her video library? Would we ever see One Night In Harris? Only time will tell.
Its as interesting to note who is on the phone book as it is to note who is notOne Night in Paris co-star Rick Salomon?
There's Australian mobile phone numbers of herself and tennis *cough*star*cough* Mark 'The Poo' Phillippoussis. I did try calling both numbers, and not surprisingly their accounts are already cancelled. Someone called DJ Am, who happened to be Nicole Richie's boyfriend. He answered the phone call with an annoying tone, "This is the FBI speaking..."
You know what, looking through all these is kinda fun! Its a bit like looking into someone's private life or reading someone's blog (hey... what are you doing here?) Then again, I kinda felt sorry for Paris Hilton. After all, this is such a huge invasion of privacy and I'm sure she's copping a lot of shit from her acquaintances.
Then I remembered how much I hated her, and miraculously, my guilt suddenly fades away. :)
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12 Comments:
why do you hate paris? if presented in front of me i'd definitely screw her.. beautiful body she has ahaha :P the part about eminem was really funny.. LMAO hahaha.. thanks for giving me a good laugh b4 going to bed
Posted by: MunKit at 24 February 2005 11:36 PM | Link to comment
i think she's probably discussing hailie's wardrobe with eminem. yay, i'm gonna go call fergie and ask if i can go b part of bep... and email usher every morning. :p
Posted by: chloe at 25 February 2005 12:42 AM | Link to comment
haha Oh my~! how unfortunate for her... gosh I'd start crying if someone did that to me... hahaha but I suppose I'm glad is is her and not me =P (I don't like her very much, either.)
Posted by: Bek at 25 February 2005 12:57 PM | Link to comment
rofl ahahahaa..I like the paris-eminem bit. lol.
Btw, regardin ur previous entry.. the bikkie gang looks really scary.. lol. I personally have nothin against gays, they have the right to decide how they wanna orientate themselves sexually. I don't understand how some ppl can hate them so much to the extent that hate-crimes are now not a small matter, nothing to laugh at.
Posted by: Rom at 26 February 2005 2:07 AM | Link to comment
Make a post about Paris Hilton and watch as your hits sky rocket :)
Posted by: Izuan at 26 February 2005 5:00 AM | Link to comment
HAHAHA...dude, you crack me up LMAO the whole whats-up thing reminds me of the budweiser ads. there was an ep. on oprah where paris referred to the washing machine as "you know, that thing that spins"..she didn't even know what it was called -.- classic!
Posted by: *lilyng at 26 February 2005 9:14 AM | Link to comment
I liked the feed the children 1 but the eminem 1 kicked ass
Posted by: neb at 24 January 2006 1:54 PM | Link to comment
is that really eminems number
Posted by: jessica at 24 March 2006 8:56 AM | Link to comment
since when Paris Hilton have round boobs? :)
Posted by: Bobo at 29 May 2006 12:43 PM | Link to comment
Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.
Posted by: alexialea at 18 June 2006 10:38 PM | Link to comment
cool pic of paris and eminem . . .
u really made them chatting come alive !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 29 June 2006 5:46 PM | Link to comment
who would haf thought tat she would be in jail now? haha...
Posted by: elainec at 15 June 2007 8:54 PM | Link to comment
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