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08 January 2005
United Colors of Benetton Condoms
I was walking around Watson's in Sarawak Plaza today, and guess what I found?
That can't be... United Colors of Benetton CONDOMS ?! For the uninitiated, United Colors of Benetton (or UCB) is a clothing company group based in Italy. The brand is famous for its young adult clothes and bags. For them to produce condoms?! That's really kinda odd.
Curious, I plonked RM9.90 and purchased a box of UCB condoms right away. The box comes with 6 condoms, which works out to be RM1.65 per fuck. What a bargain!
The UCB condoms come with a green wrapping with overprints of the United Colors of Benetton logo. Because of its designer brand name, I'm pretty sure it would make any girl all horny and say something like "Put that on you and put it in me... RIGHT NOW!"
On the reverse of the wrapper, it says "Manufactured by Okamoto Industries. Made in Japan. Exp 2008/03". Japanese condoms! So, it must be good, right?
All the condoms are lightly lubricated and all comes in green. I'm not sure why, but I'm pretty sure its not meant to make your male member look like some sort of vegetable.
This is how much the reservoir teat of the condom can hold. Honestly speaking that's not very much.
I pulled a bit too hard when I was removing the condom, which resulted in condom breakage - an undesirable effect. So much for Japanese condoms huh? At least we know what that says about Japanese penises.
Unwilling to accept defeat, I pulled out the Galliano bottle.
And this is the Galliano bottle, now fully protected against all STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
So, should you try it? My advice is this: If you have a small and thin penis like the Galliano bottle, you could perhaps impress your female partner by using this designer branded condoms. (Meanwhile, you might want to pray that Louis Vuitton does not release some RM500 LV monogram-printed condom or something like that.)
But if you're big like ermm... like me, don't use UCB branded condoms and just stick with Durex or Ansell ok? :)
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19 Comments:
omg that's hilarious. although, they should really reconsider their packaging. that asian guy and the white guy with the bleached hair (oh and the androgynous girl with the uber short hair) is a turn off :/
Posted by: Alli at 09 January 2005 4:51 AM | Link to comment
Alli - I agree! I'm not sure which smartass came up with the super idea of putting people's faces on a condom box. Imagine having that on the bedside table whilst having sex. Its like 6 people watching you shagging lah!
Look at their faces... its like they're watching some live porn!
Posted by: Kenny at 09 January 2005 10:35 PM | Link to comment
love d idea of designer condoms, bf's such a label slut i'd hv 2 get him a box sum day.. but i guess if it doesnt fit evn d sauce bottle he wont hv much use 4 it *mischievious grin*
Posted by: iwene at 12 January 2005 10:06 AM | Link to comment
Yes, Irene... yes. Next time I look at the ketchup bottle, I'll be reminded of how 'inadequete' I am compared to your bf. *sniff* Thank you.
Posted by: Kenny Sia at 12 January 2005 5:22 PM | Link to comment
tsk tsk..things you do when you're bored. REALLY. go scout kueh chap or something =) though i think it's pretty cool tht u spotted them - definately a thing that i'll go check out when i'm back - designers in lil Kch? that's like ..a visit from the Queen of England? Hehe.
Posted by: kimmik at 12 January 2005 11:30 PM | Link to comment
wd.. read d final line of ur post, u si ai bin hahahahah..
Posted by: iwene at 13 January 2005 3:32 AM | Link to comment
Irene - Hey hey hey... That's cos your bf has Irene the marketing student to sell "information about him" to the public! I tried asking for someone to help me spread "the information" too, but the someone replied with a 'Dream On!'.
That's why I had to do a bit of "Direct Sales" myself. *sigh*
Posted by: Kenny Sia at 13 January 2005 9:28 PM | Link to comment
aiyor so funny. very creative ah you =)
Posted by: Reta at 04 February 2005 12:05 AM | Link to comment
On the reverse of the wrapper, it says "Manufactured by Okamoto Industries. Made in Japan. Exp 2008/03". Japanese condoms! So, it must be good, right?
OKAMOTO IS GOOD. VERY THIN. LIKE NOTHING.
Posted by: minishorts at 07 October 2005 12:26 AM | Link to comment
Okamoto is the best condoms in the world, much better than Durex. They are longer and the material is thinner. The "Ultra Thin" is the best.
Posted by: Okamoto rules at 18 November 2005 2:50 PM | Link to comment
It looks yammy, but we always get free US brand, Stronger n longer. Thanks for sharing the info.
Posted by: Joan at 05 January 2006 2:21 PM | Link to comment
Okamoto is the best, what ashame u don't get to use it...coz your so big huh??? haha
Posted by: xxx at 03 February 2006 12:31 PM | Link to comment
i only support malaysian made brand
that would be durex...
internationally known but 100% made in malaysia..
except for de R&D part lah
It's all good man . . . i'm user of durex LOVE condoms
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 27 June 2006 12:11 PM | Link to comment
LOL! U ARE HILARIOUSLY DISTURBING!!!!!!!
Posted by: NathAn at 29 April 2007 5:48 PM | Link to comment
hahahaha! bad ass... so brilliant!!!
Posted by: ruthie at 08 May 2007 4:12 PM | Link to comment
roflmao. to think of it, UCB : U chee bai. xD i still remember the scam thing. xD
Posted by: TJ at 24 August 2007 10:11 AM | Link to comment
Jap condoms don have as much lub.. Painful sia..
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 26 November 2007 10:40 AM | Link to comment
oohh my god..i will have sex with my friend..and we have talked that we will buy UCOB condoms..coz they are good..and..i was searching in internet about it and i have found it..omg..sure that i wont buy them...i will buy just durex..i know that it's more safesly..than others :)Jaa and my bf's dick..not so small :);)
Posted by: Annamarija at 10 March 2008 2:04 AM | Link to comment
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Posted by: Manuel at 17 April 2008 8:51 AM | Link to comment
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