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10 January 2005
The Weirdest Voice Mailbox Message Ever
I touched down in Perth at 5am this morning. First thing I did when I landed was to check my voice mailbox. Now, because I spent my new year 'celebration' (or there lackof) in Kuching instead of Perth, I expected tons and tons of people leaving me Happy New Year messages. After all, I'm so damn popular - at least I'd like to think that I am.
*Kenny dials 321*
"Welcome to Optus Voice Message System. You have... three... new voice messages."
Hmm... just three messages? Oh well, something is better than nothing.
"Message One. Received January 5th at 2:24am."
Gee that's kinda late for a new year message.
"Hey.... Hi Natasha!"
Natasha? What's this surfie dude with a strong Aussie accent talking about?
"This is Pete calling, from... from... *slurred message*.
YEAH! I've just got your message and thought FUCK! I must have missed that. *slurred message*
So yea I'm just here having a few... few... Marijuana pipes hahaha.., HAHAHHAA *bubbling sound* Fuck... Umm....Yea... We should catch up sometime. Call me soon huh. Bye."
Gee Pete, that is so sweet. Perhaps if you weren't so stoned, you could perhaps have heard some guy called Kenny asking you to leave a message after the beep.
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5 Comments:
seeeeeeeeeeeeeee! tis is y i dun smoke up. weed sux.
Posted by: iwene at 12 January 2005 10:07 AM | Link to comment
Indeed. You never know you'd be dialing 999 when you want to call your babyboy. Heh.
Posted by: Kenny Sia at 12 January 2005 5:24 PM | Link to comment
heh. n tok raunchy 2 d operator? he shud b so lucky.
Posted by: iwene at 13 January 2005 3:17 AM | Link to comment
._.
Posted by: Maddie at 27 August 2007 4:30 PM | Link to comment
Feels sucky when you're expecting something and there is nothing.. =)
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 26 November 2007 10:44 AM | Link to comment
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