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28 January 2005
Jenna Jameson's "Moan Tone"
Here's an interesting tidbit. Legend porn star Jenna Jameson recently released "moan tones" for your mobile phones - ringtones that moan sexually when someone called! For US$2.50 a pop, you can choose from a variety of moans, and sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell. Source: CNN
I would download one and give it a uhh... sound check if I can. ;) Since I don't know where I can get one, here's one I created myself. If your phone supports MP3 ring tones, feel free to use it and spread it around. And no, that's not my voice in it. Haha!
This moan tone seems to be incredibly popular because its the most requested file on my webserver. As a result, a lot of my allowed bandwidth is consumed and I am starting to pay the excess bandwidth cost out of my pocket. :( If you feel that I shouldn't be paying for your "moan tone" entertainment, please support me by making a small donation. Even $1 is enough. :) Thank you!
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This is probably the only ringtone you wouldn't want to set its volume too high! As much as I agree that it is a fun and novel idea to have some porn star's moaning sounds in place of your standard polyphonic ringtones, I shudder to think of a few examples where having moaning ringtones would create an awkward situation.
You are running late to work, and your boss is waiting at the door staring at you furiously.
Boss: *cough* And so... why were you late?
You: Sorry sorry! My girlfriend suddenly asked me to do something for her urgently! I promise I won't be late again!
*Moaning sounds*
Boss: What was that?
You are at the cinema watching Finding Nemo with lots of kids around.
Girlfriend: Hey, have you set your phone to silent?
You: Oh crap! Not yet... where did I put my phone?
*Moaning sounds*
Innocent 4 year old boy: Mommy, how come Dory screaming so excitedly one?
You are in the bedroom when your mom comes in and gives you an impromptu sex education.
Mom: Ah boy ah, now that you've grown up. Mommy want to talk to you about girls. You see hah, bla bla bla bla bla...
You: Aiyooo... not again!
Mom: So that's why, you must not have sex before marriage, because if the girl become pregnant then very mahuan one! You are still young, and...
You: Mom, actually...
*Moaning sounds*
Gives a whole new meaning to your phone's vibration, doesn't it? Heh.
If you can find a better use of a moaning mobile phone ringtone, let me know. ;)
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10 Comments:
*does a janice from FRIENDS imitation*
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH MAIIIII GAWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
That is so UBER-cool. But no way am i gonna use it on my phone. Not that I can. But NONONO.
When you said tht you made the tone yourself, I was thinking 'YOU' were going to be the talent for it.
You should You should. *grin*
Posted by: kimm at 29 January 2005 3:43 PM | Link to comment
Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.Dad: I dont see my son anymore. He's always up in his room, doing God knows what.
Mum: It's his age, you see.
----->phone rings in room. moan sounds.
Dad: He's your son, for god sake.
Mum: Yours!
Posted by: inghui at 29 January 2005 5:19 PM | Link to comment
inghui: ROFL!
Posted by: iwene at 01 February 2005 12:50 AM | Link to comment
We auditioned Jenna but she sounded like she was huffing nicotine gum. My girlfriend did a better job and she doesn't have to wear make-up to feed the dog either!
We got Moantones available in North America and they are tastefull and classy...well...as tastefull and classy as a cellphone having a squirting orgasm can be!
:)
Cheers to Y'all
The Moan Ranger
www.moantones.com
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Posted by: insurance auto at 21 June 2006 11:35 PM | Link to comment
as long as your sittin beside a girl...
the your phone moans...
everybody will be wondering what you're doing wif her !
Posted by: benjamin and yus at 26 June 2006 1:45 PM | Link to comment
i love this thing my friends are laughing their nuts off
Posted by: lary at 06 April 2007 1:10 PM | Link to comment
great..
Posted by: I'm A Chicken With No Name. BWAK BWAK BWAK! at 28 July 2007 8:22 AM | Link to comment
hahahah
Posted by: The Horny Bitch at 26 November 2007 12:34 PM | Link to comment
lmao
Posted by: ckk at 03 April 2008 9:28 PM | Link to comment
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